Prove there's a god.

It aint necessarily so wrote:

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Here comes the Scary Chicken On A Stick again. "Arise, Chicken! Arise"
BTW, since you claim that your god's love is unconditional, shouldn't Judgment Day be called Unconditional Love Day, Everybody Gets Into Heaven Day, or Nonjudgmental Day?

God is LOVE but He is ALSO the God of JUSTICE.

Forum carlsbad nm wrote:

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Why are they called christians?
The problem is that they make you believe in them.
Jesus is christ. We live our life with him without evil.

And yet he ended up in a tomb.

Happy endings.

hello everyone

Henry wrote:

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Sorry, the bible is manmade of many people but with many fakes, lies and of course errors! Ht bible has nothing to do with god who is a phantasm!

As I said before, ANY book could be deemed a load of old codswallop, malarkey, or flapdoodle.

River Tam wrote:

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So you're invisible? Awesome.

Now I can watch you while you're showering (hee-hee!!).

Forum carlsbad nm wrote:

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Your skull tell us that you are dead. Why do you speak?
Are you in purgatory? I thought that the souls had
been released from purgatory. It was in the Newspaper. 1998?
No joke.

{{{BOO}}}

Was it?

No, That was Guantanamo-'member? I was laughing so much. Y'all made my day.'Member how they couldn't find yer duds ta release ya..HAHAHAHAH! I'm still a laugh'n 'bout you com'n through that gate with the pink tutu on and that giant sombrero! HAHAHAH! Oh yeah...an them pinochio gaucho boots! Oh Lawdy that was jist sumpth'n! An all them reporters roll'n on the ground jist a hold'n ther ribs from the ache o' laughter! HAHAHAH!
BOY! you was a sight! Hell, even the colonel was struck dumb by the circus an runned off ta hide from the cameras. Yer quite the celebrity, ya is! Funnier than ole' Richard Pryor an that other red headed feller ever could'a been!
Ya saved are lives that there day ya'know...they was all laugh'n so hard they jist couldn't bring theyselves ta shoot ya! Or me neither!
Good job bucko!

Hidingfromyou wrote:

Just to point out...it's your choice to engage with these crazed believers.:)

Thanks. I enjoy it.

flup wrote:

<quoted text> Now I can watch you while you're showering (hee-hee!!).

are you gay?

Mylan wrote:

<quoted text>Actually after you die you'll be the one surprised, or mare accurately - disappointed.

Oh no no no no no my dear!!(Hebrews 9:27).

Mylan wrote:

<quoted text>Crack is whack.

Actually, I take drugs (psych medication) to make my mind BETTER not WORSE. Ha!!Ha!!

macumazahn wrote:

<quoted text>Back when I shot competitively, I could clear six pins in four shots.

Works fer me.
Now if I was yer gunny. I'd be yell'n at ya!
WHY IN THE HELL DIDN'T YA TAKE THE BACK 2 OUT FIRST!!!
lol!

flup wrote:

<quoted text> Now I can watch you while you're showering (hee-hee!!).

What makes you think I shower?

Black Thunder 42 wrote:

<quoted text>Cygnus.

In other words you got nothing.
Cool, gotcha.

flup wrote:

<quoted text> Happy!! I don't talk about what psychiatric medication I'm taking. Good day, sir!!

I'M ON "FLUBBER".
Keeps my head clear(as ya kin see).

River Tam wrote:

I need a stripper name. Help me out.

I've always liked Lickety Split.

Buck Johnson wrote:

hello everyone

Hello Utah!

Black Thunder 42 wrote:

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I'M ON "FLUBBER".
Keeps my head clear(as ya kin see).

I was just thinking that.
It is very transparent.

macumazahn wrote:

<quoted text>Now why the heck would an omnipotent being demand all that ass-kissing?
And why would he get all pissy if he didn't get it?
That's not a deity, that's a three-year-old having a tantrum.

Well, He IS the ONLY deity. And.....He's a little older than three (hee-hee!!).

Curious George wrote:

<quoted text>are you gay?

Yes!! I'm a VERY, VERY HAPPY MAN!! NUTZ TOO!! HA!!HA!!HA!!

Greens - Tuf wrote:

<quoted text> In other words you got nothing.
Cool, gotcha.

What? Was I supposed ta have sumpth'n?
I told ya where I hail from.