Prove there's a god.

“Ditat Deus”

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#586992 Jan 12, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I'd say you're banned at the ballet, right?
Eh?
Greens - Tuf

Northmead, Australia

#586993 Jan 12, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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And your point is?
I thought men are horny all the time, anyway!
It's not that we are always horny, it is more that we are always ready. Ready for when you girls want it.
We are always ready to accommodate your needs.
That's why they call us gentleman.

“Ditat Deus”

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#586994 Jan 12, 2013
Clementia wrote:
Well, annoyed or whatever, u do get something, I know that much!
I'm twirling towards u, catch me!!!!
Maybe. But not offended.

*catches & spins you - pulls you back and spins ya the other way*

Ready to dip?

“Ditat Deus”

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#586995 Jan 12, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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Coz it's not something Jesus would do or allow! It's not really the activity of God's disciples is it?
I'm not a disciple, so....

*slips in twenty pounds*

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#586996 Jan 12, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, Kanye West with Kim Kardashian.
She's not fat!

I mean like a 200 lb heefer kinda fat.

Since: Sep 11

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#586997 Jan 12, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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What's so f*ckin' superior about them, they all slept with their cousins, Ewwwwwwwwwww, inbreds!!!!!!!!!
I don't think anyone is more or less superior but there are differences and u can't pretend there aren't!
Well, I asked you the question because you seem to think that there are innate differences between the high and low castes in your culture. I was trying to illustrate a point - that just because a group of people separates themselves from the "lower" classes and tries to maintain the appearance of superiority does not mean that they actually are.

And sure, we are all different, but we are also very much the same, and whatever differences we may have are only skin deep.

“Ditat Deus”

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#586998 Jan 12, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Most demons speak Latin, according to movies about demons. A lot of them speak English too.
LOL, yup. And a lot seem to have a British accent.
Greens - Tuf

Northmead, Australia

#586999 Jan 12, 2013
Men have big sex drives.
Women have big scenic country drives.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587000 Jan 12, 2013
Greens - Tuf wrote:
<quoted text> It's not that we are always horny, it is more that we are always ready. Ready for when you girls want it.
We are always ready to accommodate your needs.
That's why they call us gentleman.
I've never been called a gentleman.

(and wouldn't want it)

Since: Sep 11

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#587001 Jan 12, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Minor defending cigarettes, I pointing out that there are plenty of other things that kill us but they don't get an unfair tax slapped on them.
I've seen several "pity" defenses for fat people over the past few days, you know: "They can't help their food addiction" or "They eat because they're unhappy."....
Not once has anyone said that smokers are addicted & "can't help it",
Funny.
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No. You're wrong. Now you want meto repeat myself.
I do t mind paying taxes. I don't mind paying extra tax for cigarettes, BUT it seems quite unfair that I have to pay extra because I smoke and it MIGHT cost extra Medicare money while fat people can skim through life without paying an extra cent for their risky indulgence.
Not all fat people are fat because they hoover vac food into their mouths all day long.
Charlie

Melbourne, Australia

#587002 Jan 12, 2013
It depends what you mean by God. He is definitely not some old guy with a white beard and a blue dress. God is the being that created the universe without being created. God is what gives order and beauty to an otherwise chaotic universe. God is love.

Apocalypse666 wrote:
Come on and do it.
Prove there's a god.
Don;t read off scripture or anything like that just prove there's a god.

“Ditat Deus”

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#587003 Jan 12, 2013
Greens - Tuf wrote:
Men have big sex drives.
Women have big scenic country drives.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God norMan has tested.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587005 Jan 12, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>Not all fat people are fat because they hoover vac food into their mouths all day long.
I know, I've heard.

It's a defective organ called the mouth.

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#587004 Jan 12, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Fine print? LOL, this just shows your biblical ignorance.
God created the death penalty in Gen 9:6.
So it supersedes the 10 commandments? Which contradictory command are you supposed to follow? How does one choose which command is more righteous, the one that comes from the 10 commandments, or the one that comes from gen 9:6? What about the words of jesus? I don't think he would be too big on the death penalty.

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#587006 Jan 12, 2013
Greens - Tuf wrote:
<quoted text> It's not that we are always horny, it is more that we are always ready. Ready for when you girls want it.
We are always ready to accommodate your needs.
That's why they call us gentleman.
Aww, the things that u men have to do for us, we're so lucky!

Thank God for gentlemen!

LoL, u men just want us girls to want it, coz u want it and we won't give it to u until we sure that we want!!

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#587007 Jan 12, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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And your life.
Good luck on that anti-gun protest sign!
Believe it or not, most thieves do not want to exponentially increase their chances of getting caught by shooting their mark.

Since: Oct 12

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#587008 Jan 12, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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She's not fat!
I mean like a 200 lb heefer kinda fat.
Thank you! That's what I was sayin', that's curvy not fat!!

U need some meat on the bone, come on people!
Greens - Tuf

Northmead, Australia

#587009 Jan 12, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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How many horses are in a NASCAR car?
Just one. Kyle Bush.

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#587011 Jan 12, 2013
I have to go put up more talismans, but I'll be back tomorrow.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#587010 Jan 12, 2013
timn17 wrote:
<quoted text>So it supersedes the 10 commandments? Which contradictory command are you supposed to follow? How does one choose which command is more righteous, the one that comes from the 10 commandments, or the one that comes from gen 9:6? What about the words of jesus? I don't think he would be too big on the death penalty.
Remember the Pharisees brought a woman who was caught in the act of adultery to Jesus and asked Him if she should be stoned?

Jesus said:“If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her”(John 8:7).

Jesus wasn't rejecting capital punishment, He was simply exposing the hypocrisy of the Pharisees.

It is presumptuous of us to think that we could institute a higher standard than God.

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