Prove there's a god.
Sharkey

United States

#572339 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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If you're human, why don't you off your high horse and come down to reality with the rest of us?
Oh, wait!
The Pirate is gonna think I mean you're literally on a very tall horse. Nevermind.
Soon as you come down from your fantasy high...and I'm not talking about your meth ho...

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#572340 Dec 11, 2012
Sharkey wrote:
<quoted text>Unfortunately, you were the result of your mother's bleeding 25% of every month.
You should have been flushed in one of your mom's tampons.
Aw....

You cut me real deep just there.

Real deep.

'_'

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#572341 Dec 11, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
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Never any god!
Always a Henry!
never such a thing as a catcher!

Since: Oct 12

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#572342 Dec 11, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
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Al, just a little while ago you suggested to somebody that we should not feed the trolls.
Dude!
somebody? now i'm a somebody? don't make me, don't make me....>:(

and he said we shouldn't, unless we in the mood to play! It's his playtime.

Sharkey

United States

#572343 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Who's lighting a menorah? hehe...
Bring up Jewish holidays all you want, they are NOT American national holidays. Christian holidays are, so.....
...what? Christmas is not just a holiday for the US, you know.
Other people in other countries celebrate Christmas and they don't call themselves "Christian nations".
That "Christian Nation" stuff is just a marketing slogan to give the appearence of "unity" where there is none. Hell, you Christians can't even decide who "god" is.
It sounds good to the gullible masses. Just advertisement.

Since: Oct 12

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#572344 Dec 11, 2012
Al Garcia wrote:
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At age 2. I remember reading the bible series books in the Doctors office.
http://bargainsnook.ecrater.com/p/7495683/the...
I need to start payin' attention and stop falling asleep in lessons!
Sharkey

United States

#572345 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Aw....
You cut me real deep just there.
Real deep.
'_'
Your mother would hurt you even worse if she could hear the crap you say about women.
You wouldn't be able to sit down for a week, if ever again.
You KNOW how MAMAS are!
Insult women - you're insulting your mother.
Huh

Dallas, TX

#572346 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Wait a minute. Is this athitard logic?
Because God CAN be omnipotent, omnipresent & omniscient, He can't.
Eh?
Oh, BTW, omnipotence doesn't mean omniresponsibility, unless you're talking about Spider-Man.....
It is impossible to have omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience, omnibenevolence (none of which appear in the Bible, by the way) and free will. Those five concepts together are incompatible. One has to give way. Ergo, it's all nonsense.

Since: Oct 12

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#572347 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Aw....
You cut me real deep just there.
Real deep.
'_'
I think 25% is too much, that can't be normal.
Huh

Dallas, TX

#572348 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Who's lighting a menorah? hehe...
Bring up Jewish holidays all you want, they are NOT American national holidays. Christian holidays are, so.....
Christmas is not a Christian holiday. None of what we traditionally celebrate as Christmas, from Santa to the tree, is remotely Christian. None of the other holidays have roots in Christianity, at all. Fail.

Since: Sep 10

United States

#572349 Dec 11, 2012
Clementia wrote:
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somebody? now i'm a somebody? don't make me, don't make me....>:(
and he said we shouldn't, unless we in the mood to play! It's his playtime.
I didn't remember that he said it to you.

So, do we have a date?

Meet me at the Marble Arch.

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#572350 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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never such a thing as a catcher!
you're right, I only know a Catcher1!
Huh

Dallas, TX

#572351 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Nah, old Star Wars is better. Much better, IMO.
Poor men?
lol, you're the one bleeding 25% of every month...
Are you mocking the designer?
Huh

Dallas, TX

#572352 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Are you human? Cudda fooled me.
Well, you're a Christian. You have a track record of being easily fooled.
Huh

Dallas, TX

#572353 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Grease came out when I was a teen, darling. It was made in my time. I was more into movies like Star Wars, not chick-flick sing-along movies.
Another reason why I hate Grease, my ex-wife lives it.
Any happily divorced guys out there can testify to that.
Another Christian woman hater. Go figure.
Sharkey

United States

#572354 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Wait a minute. Is this athitard logic?
Because God CAN be omnipotent, omnipresent & omniscient, He can't.
Eh?
Oh, BTW, omnipotence doesn't mean omniresponsibility, unless you're talking about Spider-Man.....
What is this dribble you're spouting, religitard logic? Mussbe...
Omnipotence DOES mean omniresponsibility.
An "omnipotent god" would be the child AND the cancer that kills the child.
"God" killing "God".
And I thought "thou shall not kill". And I thought suicide was a "sin" too!
Your god CANNOT exist because it killed itself already in the beginning by trying to exist and not exist at the same time, by trying to be and not be.
Have you ever seen a light be ON and OFF - at the same time?
NO!
It's IMPOSSIBLE!
Existance is an either/or, NOT a both/and.
Either you're here - or you're not.
Huh

Dallas, TX

#572355 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Of course God knows the future, but He wouldn't consider it "future".
Past, present & future are all the same to God. All happening at once, but all happening separately...
God can be and IS omniscient and omnipotent, humans can't be.
You're still applying human limitations to God, you know.
Wow, you can speak for a god that you once claimed it was impossible for humans to understand the nature of. Go figure.
Huh

Dallas, TX

#572356 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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For starters, newbie, not all of the bible is metaphorical. Lets just get that our right now.
And why are you willing to accept that "face of the waters" is a metaphor but "day" is not?
Sounds like you've perfected your cherry picking technique.
Please, do tell. Line by line. Which parts are allegorical, which are metaphorical, and which are literal. Surely you must have the latest Chinese-made decoder ring. After all, you just spoke for and described the god you said was indescribable.

I'll wait. And wait. And wait.
Huh

Dallas, TX

#572357 Dec 11, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Right...... Is that why the founding fathers attended church in Congress?
huh
Is that why they still start Congress with a prayer?
oh
Is that why POTUS swears to God upon Hus election?
strange
Is that why America's courts have CHRISTIAN words adorning their walls?
hmmm
Or maybe it's the oath our military people give. You know, the one where hey swear to God?
naaah......
Not a Christian nation.
pfft
So many fallacies. Your shtick.
Sharkey

United States

#572358 Dec 11, 2012
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>It is impossible to have omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience, omnibenevolence (none of which appear in the Bible, by the way) and free will. Those five concepts together are incompatible. One has to give way. Ergo, it's all nonsense.
I agree - it's IMPOSSIBLE to have them all work at the same time.
I don't think even a "god" can break the laws of physics.
And I definately don't think that "god" would want to be the bullet that kills someone AND the someone that got shot AND the person doing the shooting! THAT's "omniprescence"!

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