Prove there's a god.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#570524 Dec 6, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>You call what we're doing "bumping"? That's funny.
For a computer geek, this is foreplay....

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#570525 Dec 6, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Really? Oh, I love coffee. I have about a pot a day. But I don't like vodka straight or champagne.
Acquired tastes really means sumpin.
True, but who doesn't like chocolate?
TheApostle

Highland Park, IL

#570526 Dec 6, 2012
Is there female priest and do they take advantage of their alter-boys as well????
TheApostle

Highland Park, IL

#570527 Dec 6, 2012
Do Christians bang their alter-boys as well???
Or is it just all Religious folk?
TheApostle

Highland Park, IL

#570528 Dec 6, 2012
What is the connection between God and boys asses?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#570529 Dec 6, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, I've heard of it before.
Um, I can't say that I've ever noticed anything more distinctive than a slightly metallic scent during that "time", somewhat like a new penny.
There are no two vaginas alike.
BadBreathBruce

Christchurch, New Zealand

#570530 Dec 6, 2012
Waaaah!! Dees ayfeeists duzz not unnerstan dat God eggzist. Wah. But God luvz dem ennyways. God giv perpose, direkshin, an' meening too peeples lyvez. Butt most ov all, He giv dem hope (ee!). God bless yoos awl!!
TheApostle

Highland Park, IL

#570531 Dec 6, 2012
Why can't Goddists just butslam people their own age?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#570532 Dec 6, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>True, but who doesn't like chocolate?
The chocolate bunnies.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#570533 Dec 6, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Really? Oh, I love coffee. I have about a pot a day. But I don't like vodka straight or champagne.
Acquired tastes really means sumpin.
I do have the vodka diluted quite a bit with fresh squeezed lemon or lime juice, water and a tablespoon of sugar. ;)

I don't like being drunk, just relaxed. Most champagnes do suck but there a few that are "soft" enough for me.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#570534 Dec 6, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
For a computer geek, this is foreplay....
That is sad.
TheApostle

Highland Park, IL

#570535 Dec 6, 2012
Do priest repent after "every" anal encounter?

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#570536 Dec 6, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Most coffee is nasty. I'm a baby when it comes to strong drinks. It all tastes like some kind of nasty medicine to me. I can tolerate vodka and a decent champagne but that's it.
I love coffee. I can drink it right before going to bed and still get some great zzzzz. Every one in my family knows that I virtually prefer coffee to just about any other beverage. Most coffee does smell better than it tastes. Some of the strongest stuff tastes like cigarettes. Ugh!
TheApostle

Highland Park, IL

#570537 Dec 6, 2012
I bet they don't even wash the poop off afterward.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#570538 Dec 6, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, I've heard of it before.
Um, I can't say that I've ever noticed anything more distinctive than a slightly metallic scent during that "time", somewhat like a new penny.
Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with most of those smells and actually find them most pleasant.
TheApostle

Highland Park, IL

#570539 Dec 6, 2012
BadBreathBruce wrote:
Waaaah!! Dees ayfeeists duzz not unnerstan dat God eggzist. Wah. But God luvz dem ennyways. God giv perpose, direkshin, an' meening too peeples lyvez. Butt most ov all, He giv dem hope (ee!). God bless yoos awl!!
Dont forget all the anal sex!!!!!

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#570540 Dec 6, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>You call what we're doing "bumping"? That's funny.
i don't know what to call it. i guess one good thing about cyber 'relationships' is that you don't get any bad tuna or fish tacos.

are y'all done with that conversation yet?:)

OCB

“What a GLORIOUS day!!!”

Since: Apr 12

Orlando but NYC born & raised

#570541 Dec 6, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Sweet! Thank you!
Maybe OCB will finally move to Israel...
*crosses fingers*
I wouldn't move to Israel if you paid me.

Sorry....

My JEWISH heritage has SQUAT to do with Israel.

But of course, you being a gentile- and an ignorant one at that- wouldn't know that and you instead assume that ALL Jews love Israel or consider it their motherland.

I don't- nor do any Jews I know who I am close to.
Evo-Lotion is Rub-ish

Kingston, Jamaica

#570542 Dec 6, 2012
TheApostle wrote:
Why can't Goddists just butslam people their own age?
Did "butslamming" begin with Christians or religious people?

I tend to think that it is butslammers like you who pretend to be decent, who then join religious institutions so that they can have access to innocent boys and girls.

You sound as if you have had your butt slammed to your dissatisfaction; the rest of the atheists here dont seem to have a problem with butt slamming.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#570543 Dec 6, 2012
Evo-Lotion is Rub-ish wrote:
<quoted text>
Aaaaaaaah.
I smell elitist pu$$y:
" Embrace the best aspects, and try to improve the remainder."
"Not to me and a handful others. That's enough."
like the red queen in Resident Evil said:
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE!
Muhu hahahahahahhahahahahaha!
Your best efforts will get you nowhere. And you will still need to ride on the backs of those "less" than yourselves so you still amount to nothing but a bunch of slave drivers who are due for a lash out of their own whips.

You have proven one thing.
That you are stupid all day long.

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