Prove there's a god.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#567005 Nov 28, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Get off my lawn...
It's a great place to poop...

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#567006 Nov 28, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Your thread?

.
Yes. MY thread.

Problem?

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#567007 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
But them you won't be in a "real city" anymore.....
You'll need a car.
Or un trucko.
You don't know much about humanity, you can always get a ride somewhere, always, and with little to no cost. Try hitchhiking across the states, it's kind of fun, done it a few times now.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#567008 Nov 28, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
You don't know much about humanity, you can always get a ride somewhere, always, and with little to no cost. Try hitchhiking across the states, it's kind of fun, done it a few times now.
No thanks.

I rely on myself, not the mercy of others.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#567009 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
No thanks.
I rely on myself, not the mercy of others.
So, you don't walk at all either, you're just lazy. Good to know.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567010 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
You're the one..........
Morpheus, I just don't know if I can do this.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#567011 Nov 28, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
So, you don't walk at all either, you're just lazy. Good to know.
Eh?!?

You consider hitch hiking as "walking"?

um........

I think you may have left some marbles with boooots......

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567012 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok. So I ficked up the word.
Sue me.:)
Or do me
I don't care that you messed up a word, really. I was speaking to your claim that "animals don't have X" where I thought X was either "consciousness" or "consciences." In either case, all animals that locomote via their own volition have consciousness - they're aware of their surroundings, not like we are, and respond accordingly. Some animal species, not so many, have consciences. These are the group living ones, those that need to understand and predict the behavior of conspecifics.

Baboons, for example, will try to rescue other, sometimes unrelated, baboons who are being attacked by predators. The rescue can be dangerous, but they attempt it anyways - that shows empathy and consideration.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567013 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
"Tree of knowledge" is allegorical. Look it up.
So anything from the Bible that contradicts your personal belief in God is metaphorical and allegorical?

Ok, works for me.

One question, though: why bother with the Bible? Why not just create whatever God you want? Or...are you just creating the God you want, to justify your actions/inactions/ and morality?

That's cool. This is the age of personal gods. Go right ahead, RR! Your God wants you to drink beer, play on topix, and say nice things to your wife. What a great God you have!

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567014 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Redneck is 6' 3", 210 lbs. Been shot at. Attempted at a carjack. Robbed. Beaten. Been screwed at a bowling alley. 1st blow job at a beach. Boned an ex while the "man" was elsewhere. Screwed a gf & exgf on the same day. But also loves his sons with passion, treats his animals with the utmost care & respect. Pledges allegiance to America & is an avid viewer of xnxx.
Sorry, I'm very drunk & my lady's passed out :)
RR, you know that every man on here is over six feet tall, has a great body, usually owns his own company (which hires PhDs, they always tell us), drives a great car and is the envy of all? Lots of the men tell us their member is 9 inches long! It's like all these people are clones of themselves.

And all the creationists have IQ's over 180. I've lost track of how many times creationists have claimed to have a superhuman IQ.

I think my IQ is in the mid to low 40s. I'm pretty stupid. Maybe that's why I'm not a creationist.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567015 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
"most"?!? Where do you assume that?
I DO consider science a gift from God.
<quoted text>
Like what?
<quoted text>
Stop. Really. Knock it off.
If you're ready to think that Noah's ark is a 100% true story, then you HAVE TO be ready to think that the earth has a "face"..........
Science is not a gift from God. Science is the product of hard working people, funding and good education systems. Historically, it flourished once it broke free from religion. There can be no science that incorporates a religious world view, but there can be scientists who are religious.

You're drunk. You probably won't get that :)

I am going to join you in drinking, my redneck friend.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567016 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
What?!?
So says a woman...
It takes a surgical glove & K-Y.
Or so I've heard :)
So how do you get K-Y jelly off your keyboard?

:p

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567017 Nov 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Redneck's tried that. The left hand is only good for hair stroking, and the like..........
Sucks, but the right hand is amply prepared to tackle the situation.
Ok, but what do you do if you're holding a beer in your right hand?

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#567018 Nov 29, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
RR, you know that every man on here is over six feet tall, has a great body, usually owns his own company (which hires PhDs, they always tell us), drives a great car and is the envy of all? Lots of the men tell us their member is 9 inches long! It's like all these people are clones of themselves.
And all the creationists have IQ's over 180. I've lost track of how many times creationists have claimed to have a superhuman IQ.
I think my IQ is in the mid to low 40s. I'm pretty stupid. Maybe that's why I'm not a creationist.
Yup! That's true! All of us guys look like Da Vinci's David and are insanely rich.
As far as your IQ? That's how we like em. Pretty and Dumb as a box of rocks....!
(Snicker...) lol!

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567019 Nov 29, 2012
Al Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>
Yup! That's true! All of us guys look like Da Vinci's David and are insanely rich.
As far as your IQ? That's how we like em. Pretty and Dumb as a box of rocks....!
(Snicker...) lol!
Welcome home! I drew a hot bath for you and will bring a cold beer for your enjoyment.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#567021 Nov 29, 2012
Errr.... Meant to say "Michelangelo's David" though I'm sure Da Vinci's wouldn't have been a bad one if he'd made one....
Damn these muscle relaxers, seems like they do nothing to eliminate the muscle pain but sure are good at making people feel loopy and increase drooling.....

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#567022 Nov 29, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Welcome home! I drew a hot bath for you and will bring a cold beer for your enjoyment.
Now that's awesome! Hi Hiding!

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#567023 Nov 29, 2012
Al Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>
Now that's awesome! Hi Hiding!
<giggle> It is my pleasure and duty to you, husband, who works so hard to maintain our home.

<passes cup, one hand on bottom, one hand lightly touching the side>

Please, allow me to fill your cold beer.

<pours slowly and carefully, places bottle on wooden rest>

Allow me to bring you some fresh clothes for after your bath.

<bows, one hand over the other in front of lap>

“There is no such thing”

Since: May 08

as a reasonable person

#567024 Nov 29, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
RR, you know that every man on here is over six feet tall, has a great body, usually owns his own company (which hires PhDs, they always tell us), drives a great car and is the envy of all? Lots of the men tell us their member is 9 inches long! It's like all these people are clones of themselves.
And all the creationists have IQ's over 180. I've lost track of how many times creationists have claimed to have a superhuman IQ.
I think my IQ is in the mid to low 40s. I'm pretty stupid. Maybe that's why I'm not a creationist.
That is so untrue. I for one am 5'6, 130lbs, a little on the thin side, no PhD more of a "street smarts" guy until the internets got me an associates. Member size is nobody's business but mine and those worthy of finding out. I.Q. is 140, not that I.Q.s matter much. Not that any of this matters much. A person is a person is a person. We all have our preferences. I personally prefer those that are not hypcrites, douchebags, or know-it-alls. Other than that pretty anything is fine more so if they are extremely attractive but that also is subjective. Intelligence can make up for a lack of "looks" sometimes unless it is Stephen Hawking because that guy is creepy looking.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#567025 Nov 29, 2012
Lil Ticked wrote:
<quoted text>That is so untrue. I for one am 5'6, 130lbs, a little on the thin side, no PhD more of a "street smarts" guy until the internets got me an associates. Member size is nobody's business but mine and those worthy of finding out. I.Q. is 140, not that I.Q.s matter much. Not that any of this matters much. A person is a person is a person. We all have our preferences. I personally prefer those that are not hypcrites, douchebags, or know-it-alls. Other than that pretty anything is fine more so if they are extremely attractive but that also is subjective. Intelligence can make up for a lack of "looks" sometimes unless it is Stephen Hawking because that guy is creepy looking.
You're typing is worse than my typing ... when I'm wasted on beer.

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