Prove there's a god.

[nanoanomaly]

Truth signed in wrote:

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Ah...now why would you run from a hillbilly? Tell me, how many hillbillies do you actually know?

I didn't know they had hillbillies in Wisconsin. I always thought they lived in Arkansas and Tennessee or Kentucky.

[nanoanomaly]

Hidingfromyou wrote:

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Among the middle class or better, you never hear "I was reincarnated from some unknown farmer who died young and childless." It's always some notable beauty or warlord or something.
But among the poor, it's often "I was an evil person and now I am being punished. Karma." At least in some Asian countries.

The one time I saw her when she was full-on "in" the delusion I didn't recognize her at first glance, she actually was beautiful and regal. Usually she was just mediocre in the looks department.

[Hidingfromyou]

nanoanomaly wrote:

<quoted text>The one time I saw her when she was full-on "in" the delusion I didn't recognize her at first glance, she actually was beautiful and regal. Usually she was just mediocre in the looks department.

Wow! Great! What a transformation - that sounds like trance. I wonder if it's a spiritual experience for her?

[Hidingfromyou]

Al Garcia wrote:

<quoted text>OUCH!!! >_<

Oh! Sorry. Let me take that off you.

Carefully...carefully...stop squirming!

[Al Garcia]

Hidingfromyou wrote:

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Oh! Sorry. Let me take that off you.
Carefully...carefully...stop squirming!

Ahhhh! Thanks....! Much better....
Sorry, didn't mean to squirm.....

[Hidingfromyou]

Ok. So I just left my hotel room to venture out into the scary American City nightscape to get my beer. The first drama I see is a young lady, mumbling to herself, taking off her clothes outside a cafe. Yeah, she's young enough to be cute, but she's freaky scary and sounding like an old homeless lady (what do you call them again?). Then she tosses her pants at a wall and screams "I'll kill them!"

I avoid her, wondering if it's drugs or schizophrenia, and venture down the road to find two young women holding hands, both with short cropped hair. I think "hmmm...not Korean, so they're lesbians! HL would be so glad to see them!" and then, with that in mind, pass this coffee shop/small bar I could never quite figure out - it's always full of men who never glance in my direction at all. Ah! Finally, it dawns on me! Gay bar!

Then I find the beershop. One Guiness, two Sierra Nevada - yum!

Leaving there, I narrowly avoid a young Latino man who is apparently showing off his anger to a homeless, nearly toothless, black woman by dancing a little jig, bum faced toward her. She starts screaming hateful vengeance while he walks away, a skip to his step.

I walk around her, she starts shouting something like "I'll kill him!" smoking too, and we're right beside the original crazy girl who is now saying "I'll find the axe. The axe."

I try to find a "Hiding-safe" spot on the corner, but a guy on a skateboard blasts by - so he needed the corner down-ramp - and when I move back to the corner, trying to appear invisible, a powered wheel chair'd person drives up - I have to move again.

And some guy, smoking, turns and looks at me and says something. Walks a bit away. Turns back. Says "you can't hide."

I'm like "F*ck! Dave found me!"

Run back to my hotel room, drinking my beer, listening to a couple screaming bloody murder at each other - I don't think they're insane, just angry.

Ah, Guinness.

America, I love your country!

Oh, and the beer salesperson gave me a free bottle opener. That was neighborly of him :)

[Catcher1]

nanoanomaly wrote:

<quoted text>You originally claimed that your grandfather said that....

Oops, sorry. I get my relatives mixed up I guess.

If it was my grandfather, there's even a bigger chance he was plagiarized by Bohr!

[yungandrestless]

There exists orgasms, therefore there is a god.

STDs.........those were invented by the White Man

[nanoanomaly]

Tide with Beach wrote:

"spendidly" sounds like Ned Flanders.
"A hundred dollars for a left handed can opener! That's a little more than I want to spendidly!"

lol...I'm just wasted enough to ignore my spellchecker. My fingers just can't seem to catch up with my mind the last couple of days and typos just don't seem to be high on my give-a-shyt list.

[timn17]

Catcher1 wrote:

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Oops, sorry. I get my relatives mixed up I guess.
If it was my grandfather, there's even a bigger chance he was plagiarized by Bohr!

Could just be a popular saying.

[nanoanomaly]

Hidingfromyou wrote:

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Wow! Great! What a transformation - that sounds like trance. I wonder if it's a spiritual experience for her?

Unsure, but it was odd. Her hair even seemed to have a different texture and was glossy and had great shine.

Oh heck, gotta go.

[timn17]

Hidingfromyou wrote:

Ok. So I just left my hotel room to venture out into the scary American City nightscape to get my beer. The first drama I see is a young lady, mumbling to herself, taking off her clothes outside a cafe. Yeah, she's young enough to be cute, but she's freaky scary and sounding like an old homeless lady (what do you call them again?). Then she tosses her pants at a wall and screams "I'll kill them!"
I avoid her, wondering if it's drugs or schizophrenia, and venture down the road to find two young women holding hands, both with short cropped hair. I think "hmmm...not Korean, so they're lesbians! HL would be so glad to see them!" and then, with that in mind, pass this coffee shop/small bar I could never quite figure out - it's always full of men who never glance in my direction at all. Ah! Finally, it dawns on me! Gay bar!
Then I find the beershop. One Guiness, two Sierra Nevada - yum!
Leaving there, I narrowly avoid a young Latino man who is apparently showing off his anger to a homeless, nearly toothless, black woman by dancing a little jig, bum faced toward her. She starts screaming hateful vengeance while he walks away, a skip to his step.
I walk around her, she starts shouting something like "I'll kill him!" smoking too, and we're right beside the original crazy girl who is now saying "I'll find the axe. The axe."
I try to find a "Hiding-safe" spot on the corner, but a guy on a skateboard blasts by - so he needed the corner down-ramp - and when I move back to the corner, trying to appear invisible, a powered wheel chair'd person drives up - I have to move again.
And some guy, smoking, turns and looks at me and says something. Walks a bit away. Turns back. Says "you can't hide."
I'm like "F*ck! Dave found me!"
Run back to my hotel room, drinking my beer, listening to a couple screaming bloody murder at each other - I don't think they're insane, just angry.
Ah, Guinness.
America, I love your country!
Oh, and the beer salesperson gave me a free bottle opener. That was neighborly of him :)

Sounds like you ran into one of our resident psychics. Notice the smoking man correctly guessed at your topix name? Magic.

[Hidingfromyou]

yungandrestless wrote:

There exists orgasms, therefore there is a god.
STDs.........those were invented by the White Man

Damn those white men and their STDs!

[Al Garcia]

Hidingfromyou wrote:

Ok. So I just left my hotel room to venture out into the scary American City nightscape to get my beer. The first drama I see is a young lady, mumbling to herself, taking off her clothes outside a cafe. Yeah, she's young enough to be cute, but she's freaky scary and sounding like an old homeless lady (what do you call them again?). Then she tosses her pants at a wall and screams "I'll kill them!"
I avoid her, wondering if it's drugs or schizophrenia, and venture down the road to find two young women holding hands, both with short cropped hair. I think "hmmm...not Korean, so they're lesbians! HL would be so glad to see them!" and then, with that in mind, pass this coffee shop/small bar I could never quite figure out - it's always full of men who never glance in my direction at all. Ah! Finally, it dawns on me! Gay bar!
Then I find the beershop. One Guiness, two Sierra Nevada - yum!
Leaving there, I narrowly avoid a young Latino man who is apparently showing off his anger to a homeless, nearly toothless, black woman by dancing a little jig, bum faced toward her. She starts screaming hateful vengeance while he walks away, a skip to his step.
I walk around her, she starts shouting something like "I'll kill him!" smoking too, and we're right beside the original crazy girl who is now saying "I'll find the axe. The axe."
I try to find a "Hiding-safe" spot on the corner, but a guy on a skateboard blasts by - so he needed the corner down-ramp - and when I move back to the corner, trying to appear invisible, a powered wheel chair'd person drives up - I have to move again.
And some guy, smoking, turns and looks at me and says something. Walks a bit away. Turns back. Says "you can't hide."
I'm like "F*ck! Dave found me!"
Run back to my hotel room, drinking my beer, listening to a couple screaming bloody murder at each other - I don't think they're insane, just angry.
Ah, Guinness.
America, I love your country!
Oh, and the beer salesperson gave me a free bottle opener. That was neighborly of him :)

Well I just got off work. Beers sound really good tonight Hiding. Think I'll head on down to the 'ol Oasis.....

Umm.... So ya saw my dance huh? Keisha ticked me off.... She drank my Night Train.....

[Hidingfromyou]

nanoanomaly wrote:

<quoted text>Unsure, but it was odd. Her hair even seemed to have a different texture and was glossy and had great shine.
Oh heck, gotta go.

Was it the story or just that time again?

[Truth signed in]

nanoanomaly wrote:

<quoted text>I didn't know they had hillbillies in Wisconsin. I always thought they lived in Arkansas and Tennessee or Kentucky.

Well...I suppose they can live anywhere there's a hill. Surely Wisconsin has a hill. I don't know though...I'm not really a hillbilly specialist...but I've met my fair share of them...I'm a southern gal. Can't say I'd run from one. they're pretty friendly folks!

[Hidingfromyou]

Al Garcia wrote:

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Well I just got off work. Beers sound really good tonight Hiding. Think I'll head on down to the 'ol Oasis.....
Umm.... So ya saw my dance huh? Keisha ticked me off.... She drank my Night Train.....

hahaha!

Al, why didn't you say it was you??? We could have had a beer together - now I'm going to go out there and find you.

[Hidingfromyou]

timn17 wrote:

<quoted text>Sounds like you ran into one of our resident psychics. Notice the smoking man correctly guessed at your topix name? Magic.

That's why I thought it was Dave.

What a strange thing to say to me! Really, all things considered.

[Catcher1]

timn17 wrote:

<quoted text>Could just be a popular saying.

It IS a good one.

Think Eagle can get it?

[RiversideRedneck]

Hidingfromyou wrote:

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That's it, I'm going to go frame concrete!
grrrrrrrr!

Um.....

"Frame concrete"??