Prove there's a god.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#563766 Nov 17, 2012
Xyzhoturutsmail wrote:
<quoted text>Let's see: Hiding, Hissing Lesbo, Kaitlin the nut, Redoran, Snarkey, Pomona atheist, Kittenkoder, River Tard, and you, Ride the Beach Boys, no, we need not convince anyone that your group are gay psycho-pathetic mental lavaheads. <snicker>
Is my wittle boi chasing hims wittle tail again?

How cute.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#563767 Nov 17, 2012
Xyzhoturutsmail wrote:
<quoted text>Let's see: Hiding, Hissing Lesbo, Kaitlin the nut, Redoran, Snarkey, Pomona atheist, Kittenkoder, River Tard, and you, Ride the Beach Boys, no, we need not convince anyone that your group are gay psycho-pathetic mental lavaheads. <snicker>
I expect to see my name in more of your posts in the days to come.

Don't forget about Al either. I have great respect for Al, and I want you to include him in your Reindeer games.

Are we clear?
eternalrock

Fraser, CO

#563768 Nov 17, 2012
Food is anti-gravity.

I was thinking about anti-gravity in a spaceship, and then I saw a food truck.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#563769 Nov 17, 2012
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
I expect to see my name in more of your posts in the days to come.
Don't forget about Al either. I have great respect for Al, and I want you to include him in your Reindeer games.
Are we clear?
Your new avatar is clear now. I'll go first.

“Rising”

Since: Dec 10

Milky Way

#563770 Nov 17, 2012
eternalrock wrote:
Food is anti-gravity.
I was thinking about anti-gravity in a spaceship, and then I saw a food truck.
If you eat food you will fall to earth.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#563771 Nov 17, 2012
Aliens are bananas.

I was thinking about bananas in a food truck, and then I saw a space ship.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#563772 Nov 17, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Your new avatar is clear now. I'll go first.
Right behind you.

Like, right behind you.

So don't stop suddenly.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#563773 Nov 17, 2012
Xyzhoturutsmail wrote:
<quoted text>Let's see: Hiding, Hissing Lesbo, Kaitlin the nut, Redoran, Snarkey, Pomona atheist, Kittenkoder, River Tard, and you, Ride the Beach Boys, no, we need not convince anyone that your group are gay psycho-pathetic mental lavaheads. <snicker>
Doctors are technically psychopathic.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#563774 Nov 17, 2012
karl44 wrote:
<quoted text>
ya me too
my real name is karl44
My real name is Kitten ... depending on who you ask.

There's a sexual innuendo joke in there somewhere but I can't put my finger on it.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#563775 Nov 17, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>

There's a sexual innuendo joke in there somewhere but I can't put my finger on it.
LOL

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#563776 Nov 18, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi, Mr. 4.
karl44 wrote:
<quoted text>
4 izz ok to my friend
to my acquaintance only 44
I am so happy, to be 4 you

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#563777 Nov 18, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
My real name is Kitten ... depending on who you ask.
There's a sexual innuendo joke in there somewhere but I can't put my finger on it.
I could help

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#563778 Nov 18, 2012
eternalrock wrote:
Food is anti-gravity.
I was thinking about anti-gravity in a spaceship, and then I saw a food truck.
Thanks, Dave. Don't forget the styrofoam cups for weekday brunches.






Chewing gum.


- Flazatham.
Jonathan

Chengdu, China

#563779 Nov 18, 2012
Proving the gods or the almighty, is way beyond the human mind.

The only way forward with proving this will come in time to every living soul on this planet.

BTW we are all living proof are we not.

Or do you think this is just nature.

Understand and learn about the human DNA, then you a little bit closer to seeking the truth.

Amen to that.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#563780 Nov 18, 2012
karl44 wrote:
<quoted text>
I could help
Hmm ... not sure what you're getting at, perhaps more probing is needed?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#563781 Nov 18, 2012
Just Results wrote:
Yes. I watched this and it also proves how atheists are homeland terrorists that have the government's support. Atheists know they are running out of time as we see their acts of hatred erupt more and more each day.
Get your lies straight. If we have government support, it's you that is out of time. While you're shaking your scary chicken on a stick at Washington, D,C., it will be disconnecting you from the power grid, cancelling your credit cards and Internet connection, seizing your bank accounts, poisoning your water, and launching a missile from low earth orbit up your dog's ass.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#563783 Nov 18, 2012
Just Results wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, Hell certainly does exist and the Bible is clear on this.
It states eternal fire and torture, it states that atheists (unbelievers of all types), their god the anti christ, and all demons land up there to burn forever and be in physical torture FOREVER. NEVER TO ESCAPE.
Don't forget liars, adulterers and fornicators. Keep in mind that just looking at a woman with lust is fornicating, or if either of you is married, adultery.

Why do you think that you will escape, even if he promised you that you would? Is your god trustworthy? Does he keep his promises? He said he'd be back soon. He said that you could move mountains with a mustard seed of faith. He promised you a peace that passeth all understanding. He promised you the fruits of the spirit, including joy, peace, and forbearance. And he promised you heaven if you'd grovel to him here on earth.

Good luck!

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#563785 Nov 18, 2012
Just Results wrote:
King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)

And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
Grimm's Fairy Tales (Harcourt Brace, 14 edition, leatherbound)

"Gretel saw what [the witch] had in mind, and said: "I do not know how I am to do it; how do I get in [the oven]?" "Silly goose," said the old woman. "The door is big enough; just look, I can get in myself!" and she crept up and thrust her head into the oven. Then Gretel gave her a push that drove her far into it, and shut the iron door, and fastened the bolt. Oh then she began to howl quite horribly, but Gretel ran away, and the godless witch was miserably burnt to death."

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#563786 Nov 18, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Hmm ... not sure what you're getting at, perhaps more probing is needed?
investigation leads to understanding

and satifaction

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#563787 Nov 18, 2012
Xyzhoturutsmail wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, I read Dr. Seuss and that was after years of reading the childish stories of evolution.
I'm guessing that you found Jesus somewhere in between. Nothing shortens the reading list quite like adding the bible to it.
Xyzhoturutsmail wrote:
Dinosaurs, Jurassic worms, flying cow like creatures, and even dragons, all some 2 million to 250 million years ago.
Seriously - I had to laugh out loud.

Plus, you're too discriminating for that kind of nonsense, aren't you? Witches, behemoths, leviathans, talking snakes, satyrs, cockatrices, unicorns, giants, and even a talking ass are perfectly reasonable. But you know nonsense when you see it, right?

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