Prove there's a god.

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#562943 Nov 14, 2012
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. a female plumber would also be nice ..
I could get her to jiggle my ballcock.

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#562944 Nov 14, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
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You misogynists are all idiots.
Remember, if you can't say something nice, say it twice.

or

One good turn deserves another.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#562945 Nov 14, 2012
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. a female plumber would also be nice ..

You will have better luck looking for meteorite.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

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#562946 Nov 14, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
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You misogynists are all idiots.
You're a fool. How was that mysoginistic?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

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#562947 Nov 14, 2012
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Specialize.
Nope.

1. Do your job.
2. Send the little girl out for coffee & make her wear a tank top.
3. Combines with 4. Let the illegal do your job, pay him the nickel while you sit back & enjoy your sammich & beer...

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

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#562948 Nov 14, 2012
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. a female plumber would also be nice ..
Isn't that a Halloween costume?

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#562949 Nov 14, 2012
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. quit gossiping about what my woman, YD, did at the local K-Mart. It's not very nice ..
I was gonna give your response a 'Touching" judgit, but, as I considered the subject, I thought better of it.

“I speak my mind”

Since: Sep 10

It hurts to bite my tongue

#562950 Nov 14, 2012
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I haven't written any poems lately because I've been busy.
This thread takes on the quality of those who post in it.
Indeed it does!

“Is that all you've got?”

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#562951 Nov 14, 2012
River Tam wrote:
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Good. It's about time.
I suspect you'll laugh if I die, but how would you know if I did?

“Is that all you've got?”

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#562952 Nov 14, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
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And some day you may reject your religion, Al.
And you may not.
As my grandfather used to say, predictions are very difficult to make. Especially about the future.
I've made several predictions that came true. I have a neighbor that insists I must be psychic and has told other neighbors what happened. Personally, I believe it was simply knowing how other peoples' minds work, i.e., it's not all that difficult to tell what is on some peoples' minds and what they are most likely to do next.

“Is that all you've got?”

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#562953 Nov 14, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
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Everybody has to believe in something, Al.
I believe I'll have another beer.
I'm making beer bread tomorrow to go with the stew we'll be having. I love fall weather.

Are there any beers that are sweeter than others? I don't want it to come out too sour.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#562954 Nov 14, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>I've made several predictions that came true. I have a neighbor that insists I must be psychic and has told other neighbors what happened. Personally, I believe it was simply knowing how other peoples' minds work, i.e., it's not all that difficult to tell what is on some peoples' minds and what they are most likely to do next.
Trust me nano. You don't want to know what's in mine. You'd probably roll your eyes and guffaw!

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#562955 Nov 14, 2012
scambuster wrote:
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Speaking of free will... Have you read the short "Free Will" book by Sam Harris? I have a feeling that you would enjoy it.
Thanks. I'll keep an eye open for that.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#562956 Nov 14, 2012
Lil Ticked wrote:
This is Topix . What is the point to saving links to conversations like that other than obsession ?
You just saw.

“I speak my mind”

Since: Sep 10

It hurts to bite my tongue

#562957 Nov 14, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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That's nice of you.
Do you, by chance, have a cure for topix?
Lol...I guess that would depend on which of the multiple problems with Topix you're talking about.

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#562958 Nov 14, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>I suspect you'll laugh if I die, but how would you know if I did?
The smell?

Don't worry. The West Nile kill rate is very low.

As long as you don't get an erection lasting more than four hours, you should be alright.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Fremont, CA

#562959 Nov 14, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>I'm making beer bread tomorrow to go with the stew we'll be having. I love fall weather.
Are there any beers that are sweeter than others? I don't want it to come out too sour.
Samuel Adams makes a cream stout.

Too sweet to drink, for me, but it may work for bread.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#562960 Nov 14, 2012
Pokay wrote:
<quoted text> Well we have nothing to go on to even approach a model for t=0 and prior. So you can come up with whatever name you like but it won't be any more useful than calling it "God" until we have a way of probing that kind of event.
<quoted text>Nice that you came to the middle more. That's where openmindedness thrives.
I don't save much on my computer at all; no links but I think it was on the Intelligent Design thread; you remember that one?
Anyway, I'm not totally convinced he knows physics any better than I know chemistry but even if he is the genius he seems, his problem is that he is stuck inside of models (mostly mathematical models), and models are contrained by arbitrary parameters due to the limit of our senses and instruments. When he debates he takes these arbitrary models and uses them like they were some source of absolute knowledge or that reality is absolutely described by these models when we haven't the slightest clue how close they are to true reality. Just because a model cannot accomodate an "outside" doesn't mean there isn't one. I'm not arguing that there is or isn't an outside, only that everything we know today could become obsolete and even meaningless if we ever discover enough to create a big enough paradigm shift. We can't limit ourselves to models. Reality is what it is not what we make it.
Says the voice of reason.

Now sing me a lullaby.:)

“Is that all you've got?”

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#562961 Nov 14, 2012
Tide with Beach wrote:
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The smell?
Don't worry. The West Nile kill rate is very low.
As long as you don't get an erection lasting more than four hours, you should be alright.
How do you catch an erection? Snares? Nets?

Since: Sep 11

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#562962 Nov 14, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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In front of you is a job to do.
To your left is some 24 yr old broad bitching & moaning about how she knows how to do your job better because she went to a night school training course in "doing construction".
To your right is some illegal immigrant that you can't understand and he's trying to take your job because he'll work for a nickel a day.
Behind you is your F-250 with your lunchbox inside that you know your sweet wife packed you a sammich & a 6-pack.
What to do....
What to do....
And here I was, thinking that you weren't a complete idiot.

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