This has been years ago, and happened as I was driving to work.<quoted text>I'm interested in the pooping position divide between our two cultures.
So I'm sitting there, stopped at a red light about 10 cars back from the light...
A homeless woman, wearing multiple layers of clothing, shopping cart, and tan leathery skin is right next to my car.
She's turned away from me, and from out of the blue, she hiked her skirt(S) up and pee's not two feet away from the right hand side of my car.
You think of the strangest things at a time like this - okay, it's the only time THAT has ever happened to me - but still, the first thought that came to my mind was - WOW, strong stream - and it truly was. I'll never forget it. Almost Bovine in it's projection and cohesion.
The second thought? To be so weathered and tan, she has the most perfectly white and pear shaped ass. Kust looking at her outwardly, I might have guessed she was 55? After the "event", I might have said 30.
While I was stunned by the whole thing, the light changed and I moved along with the rest of the traffic, glancing in my rear view mirror, I saw the people immediately behind me laughing, as Buck Crick would put it, "like hyenas".
It's a crazy world.
I'm glad I get to live on it and experience it.