<quoted text>I'll be happy ta attend-if ya can get some fella ta turn water inta wine!
Oh! Ya gotta provide nude motorcycle parking too!
look here the lesbian motorcycle club "Bitches on Bikes" rides topless in the parade, we are only asking for competitive entertainment from your god.<quoted text>
huh - why all the unreasonable conditions? i'll bet you don't require the same from the angry & unclean crowd when they have a parade:(