“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#558957 Nov 4, 2012
Free Thinker wrote:
Wheres my post
What are the first words said by the Jesus when he woke up in the tomb?

Parody and Slapstick for 200, Alex.
dnky oe

Dallas, TX

#558958 Nov 4, 2012
scaritual wrote:
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What are the first words said by the Jesus when he woke up in the tomb.
All glory be to my father JEHOVAH, Thank you!

Since: Nov 12

Martin, TN

#558960 Nov 4, 2012
Resurrectionologist wrote:
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The Christian man will not beat his wife at all. The Christian man is commanded to love his wife as Jesus loved the church. How much did Jesus love the church? He died for it. He willingly laid down his life. Likewise, the Christian man must be willing to die to protect his wife if need be.
Abuse in the home only exists when the love of Jesus is absent in the home.
Now that is where you are wrong. 3/4ths of people who call themselves Christians are fakes. They wear a mask and proclaim god, but are hiding their true colors. Not everyone knows other people's secrets until all is revealed. The wife-beater could have been a sweet caring man on the outside until he got what he wanted, so behind closed doors all Hell broke loose.

Your statement proclaiming this whole "love of Jesus" garbage is 100% invalid. Religion and faith in whatever god does not guarantee anyone's safety or trust, etc. It all comes down to who we are on the inside. I am sure there is someone who lived majority of their life without a religion and they are a better individual than any known "Christian."

Believing in a god or religion doesn't make one better than the other.

Since: Nov 12

Martin, TN

#558961 Nov 4, 2012
lightbeamrider wrote:
<quoted text> You will see Jesus. It will not be pleasant
<quoted text> You need Jesus far more than you need a femur.
Bwahahahahaaaa! And this is what crazyness churches churn out. If these mystical beings were real, they would show themselves, in some REAL way, on a regular yearly/decade/century basis. Have you seen them? Of course not! If you have seen, heard, felt, tasted, or got raped by either of these fictional characters, then you are indeed crazy.

Someone call in the white coats!

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#558962 Nov 4, 2012
dnky oe wrote:
<quoted text> All glory be to my father JEHOVAH, Thank you!
What do Jews say when they imagine being a Christian?

Twist and Shout for 300, Alex.

Since: Jul 10

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#558963 Nov 4, 2012
dnky oe wrote:
<quoted text> There was a dynamic blast of energy but it wss not chaotic in nature. It was purposeful and direct. The way everything works, the different seasons, caused by how far and how close the earth gets to the sun. The animals that are instinctivley wise in their yearly actions. And these cycles are countinuous. These events are not happen chance. We would have a better chane winning the lottery by leaving a pencil, a lotto playslip, and a dollar on the ground in the woods.
You are putting the cart before the horse. The animals adapt to the various conditions, and the position of the earth relative to the suns rays, rather than the sun just happened to be where it is so that these things could do those things. Because things have evolved that means that things have changed as their conditions changed to adapt.

Still no one is suggesting that these are like putting a pencil, etc., on the ground. The things that happened are not by chance but for very definite reasons.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#558964 Nov 4, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Ha! Buddha!
Rub my belly!

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#558965 Nov 4, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Outing you freaks is not ill.
So that's your mission here?

OK then.

Out me.

Since: Sep 12

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#558966 Nov 4, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
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No true Scotsman fallacy, this is new.
It's not a fallacy. Think about it. If the Christian husband really reads and understands the NT it's pure context, it becomes very clear and simple. The wife is to be loved and protected. The task of the wife is to nurture the family, while both husband and wife work equally to sustain the family in it's entirety.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#558967 Nov 4, 2012
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. cute dog !! Is he yours ??..
Yup. That's my boy :)

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#558968 Nov 4, 2012
KittenKoder wrote:
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Creating a living creature would require forming it from non-life. You just label it "god" to avoid actually learning the mechanisms.
Bullshit. You label it "science" to avoid learning about God. God created science, deary...

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#558969 Nov 4, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
But by age 8 or 9 at the latest, critical thinking should click in and hocus pocus should be left behind.
It is. But since God is neither magic nor hocus pocus.......

We continue to learn about Him.

Since: Sep 12

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#558971 Nov 4, 2012
En Sabah Nur wrote:
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Now that is where you are wrong. 3/4ths of people who call themselves Christians are fakes. They wear a mask and proclaim god, but are hiding their true colors. Not everyone knows other people's secrets until all is revealed. The wife-beater could have been a sweet caring man on the outside until he got what he wanted, so behind closed doors all Hell broke loose.
Where do you get your information that 75% of all people who identify themselves as Christians are fakes? What is your source for this statistical information? This argument is your opinion, but it is not a fact. It is true that some people say one thing and do another, but that's true in all religions and even among secular humans. The psychology of an abusive person is completely at odds with what is taught in the New Testament.
En Sabah Nur wrote:
I am sure there is someone who lived majority of their life without a religion and they are a better individual than any known "Christian."
Believing in a god or religion doesn't make one better than the other.
You're correct to say that believing in something doesn't make a person good. Believing in something and acting upon those beliefs are two different things. I believe in the Conservative Party values, but I am not a member of any local conservative group, nor do I place campaign bumper stickers in favor of conservative candidates on my car.

There are many non-believing skeptics in the world who do behave much better than self professed Christians. It is my strongly held opinion that a Christian isn't known as a Christian by what he or she says, but in the kindness and humility we show to others around us. We can defend our faith without ad hominem attacks, confidently, and with humility. That doesn't mean we have to remain totally passive either. We can be resolute in what we believe, and even feisty at times, without resorting to cruelty or disrespect.

“Move into the light.”

Since: Dec 10

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#558972 Nov 4, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
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So that's your mission here?
OK then.
Out me.
Who's on second.

Since: Sep 12

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#558973 Nov 4, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Bullshit. You label it "science" to avoid learning about God. God created science, deary...
The subjects of God and science are compatible when we realize the differences between them. Science explains the mechanical processes of nature, while Christianity explains who created these processes and why. The Christian who rejects science does so out of fear of losing faith. The atheist who rejects God does so out of fear of gaining faith.

“MEET ROSEMARY-She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#558974 Nov 4, 2012
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. cute dog !! Is he yours ??..
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Yup. That's my boy :)
.. gizmo smells him, flicks her white tail <see pix>, hisses and spits. I still think he's cute. He's an older pooch, right ??..

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#558975 Nov 4, 2012
Resurrectionologist wrote:
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The subjects of God and science are compatible when we realize the differences between them. Science explains the mechanical processes of nature, while Christianity explains who created these processes and why. The Christian who rejects science does so out of fear of losing faith. The atheist who rejects God does so out of fear of gaining faith.
Well said!

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#558976 Nov 4, 2012
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Who's on second.
What's on third?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#558977 Nov 4, 2012
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Who's on second.
Who's on first-what's on second!

Since: Sep 12

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#558978 Nov 4, 2012
Resurrectionologist wrote:
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The subjects of God and science are compatible when we realize the differences between them. Science explains the mechanical processes of nature, while Christianity explains who created these processes and why. The Christian who rejects science does so out of fear of losing faith. The atheist who rejects God does so out of fear of gaining faith.
And I should add that both whom would reject my argument are those of whom my statement is true.

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