Prove there's a god.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

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#551710 Oct 17, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.
Let's get that beholder some beer!

...aaaaaand, cue Nano.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#551711 Oct 17, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't eat fish, I just lick things that smell like it. I like the aroma.
;p
Fishcicles?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

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#551712 Oct 17, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you Asian too? I don't know a lick about Japanese but because my eyes are "that way" people ask me to interpret. Don't ever ask me to interpret Japanese. I just make shit up.
We don't actually say anything coherent anyways. Japanese is mostly miscommunication about the weather.

“There is no such thing”

Since: May 08

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#551713 Oct 17, 2012
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
You know about "it"?
it?

“Is that all you've got?”

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#551714 Oct 17, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Let's get that beholder some beer!
...aaaaaand, cue Nano.
I don't drink beer.

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#551715 Oct 17, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you Asian too? I don't know a lick about Japanese but because my eyes are "that way" people ask me to interpret. Don't ever ask me to interpret Japanese. I just make shit up.
I don't like the generic term asian for people of "asian" descent. This whole Eurasian, Asian-American, African-American business seems a little "divisive" in my opinion.

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#551716 Oct 17, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Fishcicles?
If I had the choice between eating that or a tarantula, I'd eat the spider.

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#551717 Oct 17, 2012
Lil Ticked wrote:
<quoted text>exactly.
Like those uneducated theists or those condescending atheists. They were made for each other.
It's fate.
XD

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#551719 Oct 17, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Let's get that beholder some beer!
...aaaaaand, cue Nano.
Have you ever seen a Beholder on beer? It is not pretty.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_di-4BtZ8NKI/S_Q7Vlo...

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#551720 Oct 17, 2012
What do you get when two narcissists make love?

“What game?”

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#551721 Oct 17, 2012
Lil Ticked wrote:
<quoted text>I don't like the generic term asian for people of "asian" descent. This whole Eurasian, Asian-American, African-American business seems a little "divisive" in my opinion.
I was born in Korea. My father is Chinese and my mother is of Irish decent. I'm Chikorish.

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#551722 Oct 17, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>It's fate.
XD
Why do you taunt me so?
;)

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#551723 Oct 17, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>If I had the choice between eating that or a tarantula, I'd eat the spider.
How many legs do you have? Count the hind legs this time.

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#551724 Oct 17, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>If I had the choice between eating that or a tarantula, I'd eat the spider.
Especially in South America! Yum!

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#551725 Oct 17, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
I was born in Korea. My father is Chinese and my mother is of Irish decent. I'm Chikorish.
That would make me Native Euro-American? Does it matter? I can mostly pass for Caucasian so at least I have it better than those drunken bastards living on the Rez. Even though I am at least 33.33333% lazy.

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#551726 Oct 17, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Especially in South America! Yum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =J5oM3NCf05MXX
OMG! That is horrible. Someone should put up a McDonalds.

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#551727 Oct 17, 2012
Lil Ticked wrote:
<quoted text>Why do you taunt me so?
;)
...whimper...

I could say the same of you.

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#551728 Oct 17, 2012
Lil Ticked wrote:
<quoted text>That would make me Native Euro-American? Does it matter? I can mostly pass for Caucasian so at least I have it better than those drunken bastards living on the Rez. Even though I am at least 33.33333% lazy.
Great! We can role play the "Indian ravishes pioneer's daughter" scenario!

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#551729 Oct 17, 2012
Lil Ticked wrote:
<quoted text>That would make me Native Euro-American? Does it matter? I can mostly pass for Caucasian so at least I have it better than those drunken bastards living on the Rez. Even though I am at least 33.33333% lazy.
It does matter. I'm Chinese. I know Chinese and some Korean but just because I'm Asian it doesn't mean I know all Asian languages. Some people think that I should just because of the way I look. I'm not real good with Spanish either.

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#551730 Oct 17, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Great! We can role play the "Indian ravishes pioneer's daughter" scenario!
You're just creeping me out now. It may be your avatar.

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