Prove there's a god.

“Just a very naughty boy.”

Since: Dec 08

Dodge

#549611 Oct 12, 2012
Double Fine wrote:
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Going well amigo!
How was that El Classico??
Ahh man I missed it. I was in Tenerife in some hotel with no footie on :( That said I was howling drunk at the bar by the time it would of been on.

It's been a hard session for me to follow as I spent most the summer away.

I only clicked in here the last couple of days. Looks like my timing has been good. I see Tide had a wee slip up.

“Just a very naughty boy.”

Since: Dec 08

Dodge

#549612 Oct 12, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Hi, Skitz.
Hey dude!

Hows things? How's the guitar going?

“Just a very naughty boy.”

Since: Dec 08

Dodge

#549613 Oct 12, 2012
MisterCharrington wrote:
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A religion requires faith, belief, veneration, ritual and worship.
I am at a loss to locate the high altar of evolution, is there an 'evolutionists' mass I can partake in? What is the form and order of service?
Who do I as an 'evolutionist' venerate?
It requires no faith to accept evolution, and there is no sanction from the deity of the evolutionists if I don't.
Religion is the sole preserve of the religious and yet they try to factionalise into religions everything and anything which shows religion itself to be false and dogmatic.
"Oh you're a 'Darwinist/evolutionist'" . I don't meet up with like minded 'Darwinists/Evolutionists' to solidify our worldview with a vegetarian prayer breakfast and some mantra-meditation. That nonsense is the religions department.
*Psssst*

There's a meeting at eighteen hundred hours. Dorris has made the egg mayo sandwiches and some nibbles. If there is anything you are allergic to please contact me on the usual number.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#549614 Oct 12, 2012
Skitz wrote:
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Hey dude!
Hows things? How's the guitar going?
Slowly - nerves don't regenerate worth a damn.
I'm learning to compensate.

I am so going back in the 'Glades this weekend.
Anon

Cleveland, OH

#549615 Oct 12, 2012
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Clearly, you are in need of professional cleaning of your sins. Butt, honestly, you aren't going to meet Jesus, so content to wallow in your atheist religion and failed science disasters.
The nice thing about having this postcard for Satan (YOU) around is that it makes everyone look good, even the Biblickly illetarate like Al Garlicbread.
Explain this.

Since: May 11

Cardiff, UK

#549616 Oct 12, 2012
Skitz wrote:
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*Psssst*
There's a meeting at eighteen hundred hours. Dorris has made the egg mayo sandwiches and some nibbles. If there is anything you are allergic to please contact me on the usual number.
I'll bring fruit and marshmallow dip, I'm picking the team robes up from Dawkin's place at 15:30hrs (zulu time) it was his turn to launder them.

“Just a very naughty boy.”

Since: Dec 08

Dodge

#549617 Oct 12, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Slowly - nerves don't regenerate worth a damn.
I'm learning to compensate.
I am so going back in the 'Glades this weekend.
Sounds good mate. Progress is progress. What you doing at the 'glades?

“Just a very naughty boy.”

Since: Dec 08

Dodge

#549618 Oct 12, 2012
MisterCharrington wrote:
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I'll bring fruit and marshmallow dip, I'm picking the team robes up from Dawkin's place at 15:30hrs (zulu time) it was his turn to launder them.
Ahh fantastic. Dawkins always uses that fabric softener I like the smell of.

“Just a very naughty boy.”

Since: Dec 08

Dodge

#549619 Oct 12, 2012
Anon wrote:
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Explain this.
That's called not turning into a skid.
Orangelion

Buckley, UK

#549620 Oct 12, 2012
How can DNA come from slime? How can structered DNA with minerals put together to make DNA, the true building blocks of life, have been able to have been made from slime? Why didn't the slime form other elements instead, such as diamonds? Rocks? There is no reason for slime to form DNA. Why hasn't a pit of slime existing today been capable of creating DNA? why hasn't DNA sprang from the hot elements from underground, just like diamonds? And what about offspring? What gives animals the ability to somehow reproduce? A pit of slime?

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#549621 Oct 12, 2012
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
<quoted text>You are a liar, you jump against God's word when it is being posted to others. You always jump into posts to others, most of the time I am not even posting to you and you jump in. Man or woman, are you a sissy, you think women are your superior. Nano is superior because she is a Christian. I stand up for her and she I. You do not want to get into a discussion about Nano. Nano knows that I have her back and you do not.
Pay attention, lil boy, I have no disagreement with you, it is your disagreement with God and your cowardness. I don't agree with people, I agree with God. Boy, it is you hiding behind women, HFY and HL, so stop lying. You are a powerless pro-choice woman with a mustache, the only power you have is over a baby and that makes you feel like a tough woman. The problem is that you are not a woman, so you have simply no power, since your power is given over to something you can not have, an abortion.
I GUESS THOSE 7 NEGATIVE JUDGITS FROM HL PUT YOU BACK IN PLACE, OR DID HL HAVE TO PM YOU?
Say what you want. You still hid behind a girl.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#549622 Oct 12, 2012
Skitz wrote:
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Sounds good mate. Progress is progress. What you doing at the 'glades?
Savoring solitude and counting alligators.
Hehehehe.
Orangelion

Buckley, UK

#549623 Oct 12, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Seriously. Focus. Popcorn. Not orgasming alone, in a basement somewhere, to that obsessive...er...stuff you keep worrying about, while mom is yelling at you to clean up the dishes.
Popcorn. This is important. What do you think about popcorn???
She actually has no proof of that. No one would make such an unproven statement without feeling the need to attack. She must have masterbated in her own room herself with her mom calling her. And She must have hurriedly put her clothers back on since she must have stripped when masterbating. How do I assume she did it? Firstly, she hasn't gained any experience in life to actually know it happens and kids do it, so the only experience she can judge it from is what she has done herself. What a dirty little girl shes been! And the second reason is that she wants to seem like and adult looking down on kids, because she feels she is weak herself and she is nothing but a little girl, so she tries to point out others faults that aren't even true and tries to make herself feel above these kids, when herself is an inexperiences, dirty, foolish, little girl. Mop up the floor after you leave the bathroom to make sure your mom didn't stop the orgasm lol.

“Just a very naughty boy.”

Since: Dec 08

Dodge

#549624 Oct 12, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Savoring solitude and counting alligators.
Hehehehe.
The nearest thing to the glades we have here is a bog with a shopping trolly in it.
Orangelion

Buckley, UK

#549625 Oct 12, 2012
Al Garcia wrote:
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Say what you want. You still hid behind a girl.
Teen boys tend to have that attitude, "I wouldn't hit a girl, it is wrong, and it is not a man to hit a girl", if the the person is an absolute bitch then yes, you can hit that girl. Most boys general don't want to hit a girl because they feel they are weak and silly hitting girls because it is deemed by sociaty as something indicating weakness and being umanly. The rule shouldn't be, it is wrong to hit a girl, it should be, it is wrong to hit people in general.

“Just a very naughty boy.”

Since: Dec 08

Dodge

#549626 Oct 12, 2012
Orangelion wrote:
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Teen boys tend to have that attitude, "I wouldn't hit a girl, it is wrong, and it is not a man to hit a girl", if the the person is an absolute bitch then yes, you can hit that girl. Most boys general don't want to hit a girl because they feel they are weak and silly hitting girls because it is deemed by sociaty as something indicating weakness and being umanly. The rule shouldn't be, it is wrong to hit a girl, it should be, it is wrong to hit people in general.
You contradict yourself here.
Orangelion

Buckley, UK

#549627 Oct 12, 2012
How am I contradicting myself? skitz, you haven't actually contributed anything or put up any arguements at all, which makes people suspicious to whether or not you are an uneducated moron.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#549628 Oct 12, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>He was also profoundly taken by astrology and fortune-telling.
They don't work.
Gravity does.
What's yer point again?
Point is, I was refuting HFY's claim that religious people don't contribute to science...

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#549629 Oct 12, 2012
Double Fine wrote:
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Then you have proved that your deity exist, and we take him/her/it/them seriously.
Until you can give us tangible proof, Jesus is just as real to us as Zeus, Odin, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Flying Spaghetti Monster
"real to us" is the funny part..

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#549630 Oct 12, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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What if DNA evidence proved that it was a guy named Jesus (capital J please, you disrespectful piece of...) who's mother was NOT raped...
What's your obsession with rape?
Well, lots of anti-theists like to mention that it's more probably that Mary was impregnated by "natural means" rather than by a holy spirit.

Personally, I think it's disrespectful in general and won't go there unless I'm trying to be a dick, or if I'm talking to all non-christians.

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