Prove there's a god.

Since: May 09

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#546850 Oct 6, 2012
River Tam wrote:
You ever play the scissor game?
I dunno why, but I think it may be more like "the hedge trimmer" game if Yellodog is involved. 8(

“What game?”

Since: Oct 10

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#546851 Oct 6, 2012
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
I dunno why, but I think it may be more like "the hedge trimmer" game if Yellodog is involved. 8(
There's your worst nightmare. Me with a power tool next to your bed.

:-)

Since: May 09

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#546852 Oct 6, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
There's your worst nightmare. Me with a power tool next to your bed.
:-)
8)

Nightmare?

“What game?”

Since: Oct 10

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#546853 Oct 6, 2012
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
8)
Nightmare?
Depends on who you are and how far you're willing to go.

I don't judge. My smile is genuine regardless.

Since: May 09

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#546854 Oct 6, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
There's your worst nightmare. Me with a power tool next to your bed.
:-)
BTW, I noticed chi boi has... um little uhh.. erm.. things stuck to his fur > back there.

Sorta goes with his personality though.

“What game?”

Since: Oct 10

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#546855 Oct 6, 2012
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
BTW, I noticed chi boi has... um little uhh.. erm.. things stuck to his fur > back there.
Sorta goes with his personality though.
I gave my boi a day off. He can spit his venom where ever he wants without me scolding him.

Give them what they want. Right?

&fe ature=relmfu

Since: May 09

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#546856 Oct 6, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
I gave my boi a day off. He can spit his venom where ever he wants without me scolding him.
Give them what they want. Right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =jORFcH5uAjMXX&feature=rel mfu
Sometimes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#546857 Oct 6, 2012
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Now, I guess it depends on whether you see Hiding's post as vile and putrid, or kind and respectful. You tell me, what did she mean, since mine supposedly related to hers.
Yes, I find you vile and disrespectful.

“What game?”

Since: Oct 10

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#546858 Oct 6, 2012
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
Sometimes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =dixgTFPdwOgXX
Your sons are cute. I kissed a boy once. Well, he kissed me. He's the only one still standing that tried that. I was trying to understand if I was, for sure, gay.

I am.

I see the other boys occasionally until they see me. Then I watch them hobble "quickly" away.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546859 Oct 6, 2012
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
No, step out of your house, take the first right turn at a corner, then go to the next one, then a left, and after a series of these, you will find a preacher and he will teach you.
This is bizarre advice.
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
You see, just like after all this time, you do not have any proof that 1/1=1 and why 1x1 also =1, you simply need education to understand what your "flat earth thinking" mind can not.
First, I don't need proof to decide or to act. Evidence is enough because it has to be.

Second, the flat earth is a biblical truth. Science corrected that for you. It also corrected your creation myth. Now, you call it allegory, like the flat earth, as if you and your forebears never believed those stories.
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
But, then again, your mom may not be your biological mom and you may not care one way or the other.
You're incoherent here. Are you drinking?

Since: May 09

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#546860 Oct 6, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Your sons are cute. I kissed a boy once. Well, he kissed me. He's the only one still standing that tried that. I was trying to understand if I was, for sure, gay.
I am.
I see the other boys occasionally until they see me. Then I watch them hobble "quickly" away.
Those are my grand ..s... um.. never mind. 8(

I've known for a long time you are gay, and I'm always refreshed by your unabashed attitude. The world is better for that.

I come to these places for a couple things. Minds - the kind I like to hang with and the kind I like to hang.

Predators.

Do you know why cats play with mice for a while before they eat them?

You might, many people don't.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546861 Oct 6, 2012
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
which god do Al and you worship at your altar, Pan, Magon, Vishnu, Anubis or Ganesh?
I worship nothing.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546862 Oct 6, 2012
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
Luke 14:25-35)
25 Large crowds were traveling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: 26 “If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple. 27 And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.
28 “Suppose251 one of you wants to build a tower. Will he not first sit down and estimate the cost to see if he has enough money to complete it? 29 For if he lays the foundation and is not able to finish it, everyone who sees it will ridicule him, 30 saying,‘This fellow began to build and was not able to finish.’ 31 “Or suppose a king is about to go to war against another king. Will he not first sit down and consider whether he is able with ten thousand men to oppose the one coming against him with twenty thousand? 32 If he is not able, he will send a delegation while the other is still a long way off and will ask for terms of peace.
33 In the same way,252 any of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be my disciple.
Thanks. Here's one for you:

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546863 Oct 6, 2012
Hidingfromyou wrote:
A lobster fisherman was asked "why don't you put a lid on the cage you throw the lobsters into?"

"Because when one of them starts to crawl up and out, another one just drags it back down again."

The people you mention above are lobsters, they can't stand anyone getting ahead or doing well.
Nice parable!

Your last sentence sounds like Bob Dylan:

"All these people that you mention
Yes, I know them, they’re quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all another name."

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546864 Oct 6, 2012
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Cold water?
Yes. George had been in the water, was changing clothes, and a woman walked in on him. She gasped, smiled, excused herself, shut the door, and left. George was mortified, and distraught that she might not know that he was temporarily at a disadvantage from being in cold water. So, he seeks reassurance from his female friend Elaine that women know about shrinkage. That's when she answers, "They shrink?! Why do they shrink?!"

Poor George. It never goes well for George.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546865 Oct 6, 2012
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
<quoted text>No, you are likely also on oxycodine.
That's oxycodone.

You realize that religion is your drug, do you not? You obsess like you have an addiction.

Are you angry about the opportunity cost you paid choosing real estate over "computers and Kobalt (it's Cobol, BTW) the cell phone industry, GPS navigation, and software games like SIM"?

Well, like they said to Dionne Warwick when her psychic hotline went bankrupt, shouldn't you have seen that coming? Don't you get any benefits from your faith in this lifetime? You're supposedly tapped into something infinite here.

Yet you are not at peace, and you didn't get "the increase" as we used to say in my bible days.

I left your church over thirty years ago. My life has been blessed ever since. You have no explanation for that except some ad hoc mythopoiesis - your personal just-so answer for why this god rewarded a sinner, but not a pious fellow like you. Your religion is designed to do that.

It's a slave psychology designed to help the exploited be content with this life. You should be glad to be meek, poor, longsuffering, and victimized, for your reward is coming later, right? Just stick that other cheek out there and have another helping of abuse, then smile and say, "Thank you, Lord, for the lesson. I know that there is a reason for it all."

On that subject, a Christian I knew back in the States just lost his Internet server business and his home to a local plunderbund that pushed him off the local utility grid with some legal chicanery. As a result, he is living in a rental owned by his sister in a neighboring school district. His kids are now in a more highly rated school. He thanked his god. It is literally pathetic to see.

You weren't necessarily exploited by the real estate decision like my friend Brian above was used by his local good-old-boys network, since it was your free choice. But Christianity is the perfect "ism" to get you through that.

Incidentally, you said your friend was "worth over $250 million." You should be ashamed to use such language.

And one can be quite wealthy with much less than a million. It depends on your philosophy, values, and resultant life style.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#546866 Oct 6, 2012
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>Seriously? He's single, he's thin and he's neat.
Uh oh.

Well, at least I'm not neat.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546867 Oct 6, 2012
Gate Keeper 1 wrote:
So, both Aerobatty and you are telling AL Garson that his savior and God is gay.
No. We're telling you. I would never say such a thing to Al. He doesn't try to be hurtful or judgmental, although he's getting there with you.

Just look at the belligerent and provocative stance you have taken with him for no god reason other than that you have been conditioned to evangelize, and you disapprove of Al for not doing the same.

With us, he sees reason and kindness. You're working to push him out of his faith, something the rest of us actually seem to respect. We are the ones defending him and his purer form of faith from your attacks.

He'll never be like you. He's like us, but with a belief system that we don't share. Relax. You're the one that needs to change, not Al.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546868 Oct 6, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
He needs it. It takes the edge off spending his day in a hoveround.
Another success story for Jesus. He is the potter, and you are the shards.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#546870 Oct 6, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
They scare me when they go fast in them at the market. I feel like I have to keep an eye out to make sure they don't crush one of my ankles.
You mean your cankles, don't you? They're below your gunt.

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