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“There is no Truth in Faith”

Since: Dec 08

nowhere near a pound of $100's

#543715 Sep 28, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>BTW, a pound of $100s is about $45,400...
Yes, shall I take two and call you in the morning?

“There is no Truth in Faith”

Since: Dec 08

nowhere near a pound of $100's

#543716 Sep 28, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
My Guatemalan housekeeper (for 20 years) recently gave me a "brick" of $100s to keep safe for her--money she had been saving over time under her mattress as the saying goes.$38,000. I didn't weigh it but yes, it was a heavy load--wrapped in aluminum foil.
I suggest you use a service like Scottrade ($7 trades) and invest in a Canadian company ticker DGPIF, pays better than 14%/yr dividend and is very likely to grow.

<shrug> I have a thing for frugal housekeepers .... is she cute?

Since: Oct 10

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#543717 Sep 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
TAm, why is everyone your good wittle boy.... he eeeeeis......
...
Oh that's right. You're a teenager. Sorry lol
Does your crotch always smell of urine?
LMMFAO
Only the Doctor is my good wittle boi. Are you jealous? You'll never know what my crotch smells like. What's your wife look like? I might let her smell.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#543718 Sep 28, 2012
Tam, my wife looks like a straight woman. Cute.
Not at all the typical bull dyke you go for....

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#543719 Sep 28, 2012
Besides that, Tam. I really have no desire to even ponder what your child-crotch smells like.
Give yourself about 20 more years, then maybe.....
The whole "urine" comment was an insult, not an inquiry.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#543720 Sep 28, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
My Guatemalan housekeeper (for 20 years) recently gave me a "brick" of $100s to keep safe for her--money she had been saving over time under her mattress as the saying goes.$38,000. I didn't weigh it but yes, it was a heavy load--wrapped in aluminum foil.
That shows a heart-warming degree of trust.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#543721 Sep 28, 2012
Ooogah Boogah wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, shall I take two and call you in the morning?
By all means.
That'll be 10% for the free advice.

Since: Jan 11

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#543722 Sep 28, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Only the Doctor is my good wittle boi. Are you jealous? You'll never know what my crotch smells like. What's your wife look like? I might let her smell.
http://i2.listal.com/image/403464/500full.jpg

Since: Jan 11

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#543723 Sep 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Tam, my wife looks like a straight woman. Cute.
Not at all the typical bull dyke you go for....
Your secret is safe with us.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/0...

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#543724 Sep 28, 2012
ChristineM wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps you should have look a little further into Johnny Lewis. Yes I am sure scientologist is counted as a religion, at least for tax purposes
Tell me, why are you so ignorant? Is it natural or is it deliberate.
This is your christianity in action :-
Genocide – Genesis 6:11-17 & 7:111-24
Child murder – Exodus 12:29
Inciting torture – Exodus 21:20-21
Genocide – Numbers 16:49
Genocide – Numbers 21:6
Child murder – Numbers 31:17-18
Mass murder – Joshua 8:22-25
Mass murder – Judges 9:45 more mass murder Judges 9:53-54
Mass murder – 1 Samuel 6:19
Inciting mass murder – 1 Samuel 15:3 & 7-8
Mass murder – 2 Samuel 24:15
Child murder – 2 Kings 2:23-24
Mass murder – 2 Kings 14:5 & 7
Mass murder – 2 Kings 19:35
Murder of pregnant women – 2 Kings 15-16
Cannibalism – Lamentations 4:9-10
Mass Murder – Ezekiel 9:4-6
Abduction – Numbers 31:9
Mass murder - Numbers 31:17-18
Genocide - Deuteronomy 2:33-34
Genocide - Deuteronomy 3:6
Slavery - Deuteronomy 20:13-14
Sex slavery – Deuteronomy 21:10-13
Genocide – Joshua 6:21-27
Genocide – Joshua 8:22-25
Murder and sex slavery –Judges 21:10-12
Genocide and slavery – 2 Samuel 8:13
There is plenty more if you want it, all you need to do is actually read the babble rather than relying on the hearsay and recommendation of your preacher.
Being true to the word of the babble explains the actions of the good christians below
Mass murder - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Behring_B...
Mass Murder - http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/aurora...
Genocide -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Radovan_Karad%C5%BEi%C4%87
Genocide - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-187670...
Genocide - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler
Of course you could quite easily deny that these people were christian, it’s the christian way to reject christians that tarnish their image however facts always win out over wishes.
The Old Testament is not Christianity, it's Judaism.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Hermosa Beach, CA

#543725 Sep 28, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>That shows a heart-warming degree of trust.
And lots of dedicated hard work and a frugal lifestyle too.

These are the 47%ers.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#543726 Sep 28, 2012
Lil Ticked wrote:
Can we bash angry Islamofacists and STD ridden Wiccans too?
Those silly hippies and Camel Jockeys and the mythological beings muckin' up our internets.
Don't forget the Goth midgets and Personists!

“There is no Truth in Faith”

Since: Dec 08

nowhere near a pound of $100's

#543727 Sep 28, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>By all means.
That'll be 10% for the free advice.
Errr ... nope! You said it was "free" remember?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#543728 Sep 28, 2012
Why do Jews have big noses?
...
...
Because air is free.

“wat doet een Doozer doen?”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#543729 Sep 28, 2012
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Why do Jews have big noses?
...
...
Because air is free.
Why do you hate jesus?

“wat doet een Doozer doen?”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#543730 Sep 28, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>The Old Testament is not Christianity, it's Judaism.
and several other religions too, including christianity

Since: Sep 12

Chicago, IL

#543731 Sep 28, 2012
ChristineM wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps you should have look a little further into Johnny Lewis. Yes I am sure scientologist is counted as a religion, at least for tax purposes
Tell me, why are you so ignorant? Is it natural or is it deliberate.
This is your christianity in action :-
Genocide – Genesis 6:11-17 & 7:111-24
Child murder – Exodus 12:29
Inciting torture – Exodus 21:20-21
Genocide – Numbers 16:49
Genocide – Numbers 21:6
Child murder – Numbers 31:17-18
Mass murder – Joshua 8:22-25
Mass murder – Judges 9:45 more mass murder Judges 9:53-54
Mass murder – 1 Samuel 6:19
Inciting mass murder – 1 Samuel 15:3 & 7-8
Mass murder – 2 Samuel 24:15
Child murder – 2 Kings 2:23-24
Mass murder – 2 Kings 14:5 & 7
Mass murder – 2 Kings 19:35
Murder of pregnant women – 2 Kings 15-16
Cannibalism – Lamentations 4:9-10
Mass Murder – Ezekiel 9:4-6
Abduction – Numbers 31:9
Mass murder - Numbers 31:17-18
Genocide - Deuteronomy 2:33-34
Genocide - Deuteronomy 3:6
Slavery - Deuteronomy 20:13-14
Sex slavery – Deuteronomy 21:10-13
Genocide – Joshua 6:21-27
Genocide – Joshua 8:22-25
Murder and sex slavery –Judges 21:10-12
Genocide and slavery – 2 Samuel 8:13
There is plenty more if you want it, all you need to do is actually read the babble rather than relying on the hearsay and recommendation of your preacher.
Being true to the word of the babble explains the actions of the good christians below
Mass murder - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Behring_B...
Mass Murder - http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/aurora...
Genocide -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Radovan_Karad%C5%BEi%C4%87
Genocide - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-187670...
Genocide - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler
Kill people who don't listen to Priests....... Deuteronomy 17:12
Kill witches.......... Exodus 22:17
Kill homosexuals.......... Leviticus 20:13
Kill fortunetellers.......... Levitucus 20:27
Death for hitting dad.......... Exodus 21:15
Death for cursing parents.......... Leviticus 20:9
Death for adultery.......... Leviticus 20:10
Death for Fornication.......... Leviticus 21:9
Death to followers of other religions......... Exodus 22:19
Kill nonbelievers.......... 2 Chronicles 15:12
Kill false prophets.......... 2 Chronicles 15:12

KILL ENTIRE TOWN IF ONE PERSON WORSHIPS ANOTHER GOD ...
Deuteronomy 13:13-19

Kill women who are not virgins on their wedding night
Deuteronomy 22:20-21
Death for Blasphemy.......... Leviticus 24:10
Infidels and Gays shall die.......... Romans 1:24-32
Kill anyone who approaches the tabernacle. Numbers 1:48-51
Kill people for working on the Sabbath.... Exodus 31:12

Kill Brats.......... 2 Kings 2:23
God kills the curious.......... 1 Samuel 6:19-20
Kill the good samaritan.......... 2 Samuel 6:3-7
Kill sons of sinners.......... Isaiah 14:21
God will kill children.......... Hosea 9:11-16
Kill men, women and children.......... Ezekiel 9:5

Kill first born of Egypt.......... Exodus 12:29
Kill old men and young women.......... Jeremiah 51:20

GOD KILLS AN EXTENDED FAMILY..... 1 Kings 14:9
Mass Murder.......... Judges 20:48

KILL YOUR NEIGHBORS...... Exodus 32:26

GOD kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people ... 1 Chronicles 21

Bashing babies against rocks... Hosea 13:16

This just covers about everybody, doesn't it? Whew!! The population should be ZERO. I kid you not... this is ONE KILLING BOOK.

The one Bible I did have in my life, I took it to a garbage chute and got rid of it. I can't have a book with all this violence in my life.

The SADDEST part is... People actually follow this book.

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#543732 Sep 28, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
My Guatemalan housekeeper (for 20 years) recently gave me a "brick" of $100s to keep safe for her--money she had been saving over time under her mattress as the saying goes.$38,000. I didn't weigh it but yes, it was a heavy load--wrapped in aluminum foil.
?

You pay her in 100 dollar bills?

Have you sniffed them to see if you get high?

She has no bank account?

20 years under a mattress and now she wants you to hold it for her? You now have some sizable cash in the house.

Figured out something years ago that I am sure other more authoritative people knew. I was standing in line at a South American bank with a branch in Miami. This was in the 80's. The guy ahead of me went up to make a deposit. He owned a gas station and was a regular customer there. In his work clothes. Hispanic, too. He deposited several thousand dollars in hundred dollar bills. That struck me as odd, as most stations there only carried change for twenty dollar bills.

Get the girl a bank account and the cash out of your house. Just some friendly advice.
Anon

Cleveland, OH

#543733 Sep 28, 2012
Enlightened24u wrote:
<quoted text>
Kill people who don't listen to Priests....... Deuteronomy 17:12
Kill witches.......... Exodus 22:17
Kill homosexuals.......... Leviticus 20:13
Kill fortunetellers.......... Levitucus 20:27
Death for hitting dad.......... Exodus 21:15
Death for cursing parents.......... Leviticus 20:9
Death for adultery.......... Leviticus 20:10
Death for Fornication.......... Leviticus 21:9
Death to followers of other religions......... Exodus 22:19
Kill nonbelievers.......... 2 Chronicles 15:12
Kill false prophets.......... 2 Chronicles 15:12
KILL ENTIRE TOWN IF ONE PERSON WORSHIPS ANOTHER GOD ...
Deuteronomy 13:13-19
Kill women who are not virgins on their wedding night
Deuteronomy 22:20-21
Death for Blasphemy.......... Leviticus 24:10
Infidels and Gays shall die.......... Romans 1:24-32
Kill anyone who approaches the tabernacle. Numbers 1:48-51
Kill people for working on the Sabbath.... Exodus 31:12
Kill Brats.......... 2 Kings 2:23
God kills the curious.......... 1 Samuel 6:19-20
Kill the good samaritan.......... 2 Samuel 6:3-7
Kill sons of sinners.......... Isaiah 14:21
God will kill children.......... Hosea 9:11-16
Kill men, women and children.......... Ezekiel 9:5
Kill first born of Egypt.......... Exodus 12:29
Kill old men and young women.......... Jeremiah 51:20
GOD KILLS AN EXTENDED FAMILY..... 1 Kings 14:9
Mass Murder.......... Judges 20:48
KILL YOUR NEIGHBORS...... Exodus 32:26
GOD kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people ... 1 Chronicles 21
Bashing babies against rocks... Hosea 13:16
This just covers about everybody, doesn't it? Whew!! The population should be ZERO. I kid you not... this is ONE KILLING BOOK.
The one Bible I did have in my life, I took it to a garbage chute and got rid of it. I can't have a book with all this violence in my life.
The SADDEST part is... People actually follow this book.
Sounds like a typical day in the Middle East...

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Hermosa Beach, CA

#543734 Sep 28, 2012
Dave Nelson wrote:
<quoted text>
?
You pay her in 100 dollar bills?
Have you sniffed them to see if you get high?
She has no bank account?
20 years under a mattress and now she wants you to hold it for her? You now have some sizable cash in the house.
I guess she changed the money into $100 bills. I always paid her in twenties. No, she has no bank account. And no, it's not in my house, it's in my safety deposit box in a bank.

I didn't sniff, but I went through each bill, searching for a silver certificate. No luck.

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