What is your preferred penis shape?

What is your preferred penis shape?

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Anonymous

Brighton, MI

#1 May 12, 2013
Im a bi-guy, I like em with a thick shaft and large mushroom tip. Smooth and even colored. Sometimes large veins look hot too. Clean shaven. Love to run my tongue in the grooves around the tip and then tickle the soft fleshy bottom. Also like to run my tongue the length of his shaft and then take it all deep throat. Cant forget to be attentive to his sack. Tease him till he cant take it, then go hard for my prize!
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#3 May 12, 2013
I believe the best shape is Bill Clinton's. Proof: Monica L worshipped his c***ock, a c****ck worshipper. also, Bill had a total of 8 women, one even published a book describing his shape. 8 women is proof that Bill has the best shape.
slutbuster

Manassas, VA

#4 Oct 25, 2017
Anonymous wrote:
Im a bi-guy, I like em with a thick shaft and large mushroom tip. Smooth and even colored. Sometimes large veins look hot too. Clean shaven. Love to run my tongue in the grooves around the tip and then tickle the soft fleshy bottom. Also like to run my tongue the length of his shaft and then take it all deep throat. Cant forget to be attentive to his sack. Tease him till he cant take it, then go hard for my prize!
How many diseases do you have? Your type gets herpes early on but do you have HIV yet? All these years since your post. I bet you died of HIV a long time ago.
slutbuster

Manassas, VA

#5 Oct 25, 2017
andet1987 wrote:
I believe the best shape is Bill Clinton's. Proof: Monica L worshipped his c***ock, a c****ck worshipper. also, Bill had a total of 8 women, one even published a book describing his shape. 8 women is proof that Bill has the best shape.
You missed the real slutty times. Trump is the biggest slut in US history and his wife is just a prostitute.
Paul is dead

Linwood, NJ

#6 Oct 25, 2017
slutbuster wrote:
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You missed the real slutty times. Trump is the biggest slut in US history and his wife is just a prostitute.
You probably suck arse through a straw ...sweetie.
Jason

Victoria, Canada

#12 Feb 9, 2018
I'm 18 so my penis is fully grown & I'm not gay but I think they like the type I have. I have a pretty big penis. It's not like a 12" porn star but it's over 7" & the head is pretty big. I have a gay friend I've known a long time like 2 yrs from HS & he comes over on Sat to watch a movie & play video games. Yeah, we watched porn, I got hard in my jeans & then he ended up going down on it. It felt so good that I sometimes let him do that. He says he loves the mushroom cap. I've not touched his penis but I've seen it hard after he gets mine off before he runs to the bathroom to fap. It's not mushroom cap. It is that other type but I don't know what it's called.
penisgalore

Manassas, VA

#14 Apr 17, 2018
Jason wrote:
I'm 18 so my penis is fully grown & I'm not gay but I think they like the type I have. I have a pretty big penis. It's not like a 12" porn star but it's over 7" & the head is pretty big. I have a gay friend I've known a long time like 2 yrs from HS & he comes over on Sat to watch a movie & play video games. Yeah, we watched porn, I got hard in my jeans & then he ended up going down on it. It felt so good that I sometimes let him do that. He says he loves the mushroom cap. I've not touched his penis but I've seen it hard after he gets mine off before he runs to the bathroom to fap. It's not mushroom cap. It is that other type but I don't know what it's called.
I'd love to suck that mushroom cap for you. I have one guy I take care of twice a week. I edge that straight dude a full 30 minutes with my mouth until he can't take it any longer & then I let him finally bust his nut in my mouth. He has a nice mushroom cap too. I'd like to have one other guy for a couple times a week to help pleasure. I love mushroom types & how that feels on my lips. You guys tend to have the bigger pee holes which I love to tongue as the hot stuff is coming out.
sixteen

United States

#15 Apr 19, 2018
dollar tree had delicious halopenuses. medium hot or mild hot.
these you can chop up and put in your hush puppies and they are delicious.
Chtr

Toppenish, WA

#16 Apr 19, 2018
sixteen wrote:
dollar tree had delicious halopenuses. medium hot or mild hot.
these you can chop up and put in your hush puppies and they are delicious.
Wtf.. are you game or not? Did you walk into the wrong room?
beansburrito

Dallas, TX

#17 May 13, 2018
The mushroom won in evolution. In cave days, one woman would be plowed by multiple men at a time. The goal was a man getting her pregnant with his DNA. The skinny heads would thrust, ejaculate & pull out. The sperm would be swimming around when the next skinny shaped plowed & more sperm would swim. Then came mushroom. His raised head with the deep groves where the shaft starts would plow. Thrust in would push the swimming sperms off to the sides. Thrust out would suck it upwards towards mushroom penis. Eventually, this pulled previous sperms up over the groves to trap on the shaft. This added a delightful silky lube as it kept pulling the previous sperm upwards towards the base until ready for mushroom to ejaculate the fresh sperm. Then it was only his sperm swimming. Next up might be another skinny head but no power to plow previous sperm out so mushroom head implanted the DNA to the eggy.

This made mushroom most desirable inside for bio reasons & finally for that visual & then that wonderful touch & smell. Mushroom D has a much stronger D smell to it. A clean D scent that is noticeable when he's down to just underwear & powerful when it's out. Even when he's dressed, mushroom man has that knock out scent of man. He gets BJ more often than others. He gets vagina more & even butt hole on gays. Mushroom is a total joy. I've had many up my butt. A lot shoved down my throat in back stalls late at night lol

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#18 May 16, 2018
I enjoy a mushroom style head with a veiny shaft and a slight curve.
Maga guy

New York, NY

#19 May 16, 2018
You will all burn in helll for this gay sex fantasy

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