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Biv1

Rancho Cordova, CA

#1734 Mar 9, 2009
Klay wrote:
It was ah Dark and Stromy Night, too
the wind waz howeling outside, lashing the shutter ah-gainst the windows which were rattling in their frames.
..........
...because the headboard was hitting the wall from all the raunchy sex going on...
Ice 9

Narre Warren, Australia

#1735 Mar 11, 2009
...then Gina Nolan's eyes snapped open. She had been having a strange dream that didn't make any sense. There were weird people having raunchy sex, and even weirder people doing things she didn't understand. What was it all about? She felt like she had just watched all of David Lynch's films back-to-back. She sat up in bed and rubbed her eyes. Then the bedroom door opened, and in walked...

“ after the fire flowers grow”

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#1736 Mar 11, 2009
Ice 9 wrote:
...then Gina Nolan's eyes snapped open. She had been having a strange dream that didn't make any sense. There were weird people having raunchy sex, and even weirder people doing things she didn't understand. What was it all about? She felt like she had just watched all of David Lynch's films back-to-back. She sat up in bed and rubbed her eyes. Then the bedroom door opened, and in walked...
sister constance craving of the holy desire of the sisters of perpetual indulgence, fresh from ministering to the closeted queens of lower biloxi missippi,where they say dont you let the sun set on your butt ..........
Biv1

Rancho Cordova, CA

#1737 Mar 19, 2009
....crack

“Fairyland”

Since: Dec 06

‘

#1738 Mar 25, 2009
Biv1 wrote:
....crack
but unexpectedly a priest came in the other door, saying

''Helo! Helo!" What's all this then'?

The devil promptly appeared, pitchfork in hand .. and said to the priest

"PLEASE LEAVE - GO! NOW!, we were just having great fun til you arrived!'

but the Priest shook holy water over the entire room..
as he did, the devil began to shout,

'Damn you Padre; you just destroyed my brand new black cape
with that stuff, now you will have to'...

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#1739 Mar 28, 2009
...speak to my attorney, Giovanni de Stephano, who will have you either replace said cape or deliver one soul, your's excepted, to me. You may use coercion, deception, compensation, and promises of salvation, the only stipulation being that the owner of said soul must be in a position to bring my new world order into being. May I suggest...

“There is a stink in Baltimore”

Since: Aug 08

Lancaster, PA

#1740 Apr 3, 2009
this1then wrote:
...speak to my attorney, Giovanni de Stephano, who will have you either replace said cape or deliver one soul, your's excepted, to me. You may use coercion, deception, compensation, and promises of salvation, the only stipulation being that the owner of said soul must be in a position to bring my new world order into being. May I suggest...
You come to work for me by showing up at the backdoor of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 and you will not believe what you get here for free, in every room there is a...

“My Favorite Aunt”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#1741 Apr 3, 2009
Baltstinkmore wrote:
<quoted text>
You come to work for me by showing up at the backdoor of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 and you will not believe what you get here for free, in every room there is a...
Cotton robes with Monogrammed Personalized for you,Engraved Gifts, godiva chocolates , and books that make you.....
creek dick

Belton, TX

#1742 Apr 3, 2009
say what the heck? I didn't understand a dang thing thet they wrote!
Whut language was that anyway?I swear they must speak some furin language, I think it was..........
Smegma

Rancho Cordova, CA

#1744 Apr 6, 2009
....some sort of pig Latin. I opened the door to this one room and a woman was bent over completely nude. We're talking a full-on naked lady right in front of me. Her bursting crack was screaming to be violated by my jumbo sized man stick. I thought, hey this is Washington and I have been taking it in the rear all my life from these people, now it's my turn to return the favor. I entered the room and.....

“ after the fire flowers grow”

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#1746 Apr 10, 2009
she pulled off her suit and was really the us attorney general and he was pissed off!!!!
He looked at me and said "and what do you think your doing standing the4e all naked ?" but before I could answer the floor opened and I fell into a dep dark hole and it seemed like I fell for hours.when I did hit bottom I was in ........

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#1747 Apr 11, 2009
dr wino wrote:
she pulled off her suit and was really the us attorney general and he was pissed off!!!!
He looked at me and said "and what do you think your doing standing the4e all naked ?" but before I could answer the floor opened and I fell into a dep dark hole and it seemed like I fell for hours.when I did hit bottom I was in ........
Dick Cheney's underground city of "Scowville", where he was engineering a plot to flip the earth's magnetic field, thereby, through ionic instability, lifting Queen Elizabeth's dress over her head to see if she wears panties or a thong. Cheney's maniacal quest has been the driving force of his life, hoping most recently to invade Iraq to capture Saddam Hussein, who he believed had bedded the then princess during the Blitz of 1943. Hussein wouldn't talk, but he did...
Smegma

Rancho Cordova, CA

#1748 Apr 14, 2009
...show us some pictures. This one picture in particular was of a woman that was totally buck naked walking through the desert. She was hot. So hot in fact that one individual in our party started to choke the bishop and flung man-cider all across the inside of the tent. That is when Hussein broke his silence and shouted "Hey! Stop flinging man-cider all across the inside of the tent." We were handed several dirty rags and instructed to wipe down the inside of the tent. One person refused and was taken outside and.....

“ after the fire flowers grow”

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#1749 Apr 21, 2009
Smegma wrote:
...show us some pictures. This one picture in particular was of a woman that was totally buck naked walking through the desert. She was hot. So hot in fact that one individual in our party started to choke the bishop and flung man-cider all across the inside of the tent. That is when Hussein broke his silence and shouted "Hey! Stop flinging man-cider all across the inside of the tent." We were handed several dirty rags and instructed to wipe down the inside of the tent. One person refused and was taken outside and.....
dude there are people who are to young to be posting this sort of material to,please so a little restaint,remember in most states you can be arrested and put in prison for posting obscene material to minors,your word are clearly obscene so please cut it out,this has killed the thread all the other posters have stopped posting because of sexual innuendo,and otherwise flagrant sexually compulsive post by you! I am not going to post on this thread again because I do not want to be associated with a sexually irresponsible person engaging in reprehensible behavior that is totally inappropriate for this forum.
UhHuh

Jamul, CA

#1750 May 12, 2009
dr wino wrote:
<quoted text> dude there are people who are to young to be posting this sort of material to,please so a little restaint,remember in most states you can be arrested and put in prison for posting obscene material to minors,your word are clearly obscene so please cut it out,this has killed the thread all the other posters have stopped posting because of sexual innuendo,and otherwise flagrant sexually compulsive post by you! I am not going to post on this thread again because I do not want to be associated with a sexually irresponsible person engaging in reprehensible behavior that is totally inappropriate for this forum.
This was once a GREAT thread! It can be again! We used to skip over/ignore reprehensible/vulgar/inappropr iate posts and continue with the last/previous serious post. No need for a once fun thread to bite the dust giving yet another degenerate poster a thread-breaking victory. I'd like to see past imaginative posters who moved this thread along re-emerge again! Let's recapture..........



Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#1751 May 31, 2009
UhHuh wrote:
<quoted text>
This was once a GREAT thread! It can be again! We used to skip over/ignore reprehensible/vulgar/inappropr iate posts and continue with the last/previous serious post. No need for a once fun thread to bite the dust giving yet another degenerate poster a thread-breaking victory. I'd like to see past imaginative posters who moved this thread along re-emerge again! Let's recapture..........
all our past sins, especially gluttony, like Amory Shriver did. A 300 lb plastic surgeon from Andersonville Florida, Shriver once attached an ostrich beak to the mouth of Edna Rollons so she could successfully peck a carving of Walt Whitman onto the Hollywood Walk of Fame outside of Graumans Chinese Theatre. The Walk of Fame committee refused Whitman's image on the grounds that only three people remembered who he was. So the plot...the plot between Edna, Amory, and Mitchell Stanley, a cranberry farmer from.....

“of the brain”

Since: Jul 08

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#1752 Sep 5, 2009
huh

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