Are You Winning Souls For Jesus?

[bloodyvisigoths]

Fish wrote:
I was wondering if anyone could answer my previous question: What time we can expect Jesus to arrive?

Mad Moderate wrote:

<quoted text>"No man shall know the date or time"

That's because I won jesus's Rolex in a poker game.

[dukdodgers]

bloodyvisigoths wrote:

Fish wrote:
I was wondering if anyone could answer my previous question: What time we can expect Jesus to arrive?
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That's because I won jesus's Rolex in a poker game.

HA! Liar. It would be a Timex or Fossil maybe. Don't forget the training Indian Jones gave us when he was selecting the challis, its the meager looking one.

[dukdodgers]

err Indiana. What a difference an "a" makes.

[Ocean56]

Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:

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I wasn't going to point out the many MANY grammatical and spelling errors, but since you brought it up....
...yeah, her post was a travesty of English.
Pretty sad, too-- I had to re-read it 2 or 3 times to garner what tiny meaning it contained.
I decided it was mostly fluff, and concentrated on 2 major points, instead of dissecting it point-by-fluffy-point.

I now understand Kay has a disability, which I didn't know about earlier, so I'll give her a break on the bad grammar. However, she does NOT get a pass for some her off the wall statements against "unbelievers." I've been off this thread for the last day or two, so I now have some catching up to do.:-)

S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

[Ocean56]

Fish wrote:

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Do you ever actually go outside and enjoy the "creation" or do you just talk about it all day?
Do you actually do "Christian" things for people or do you just issue biblical talking points via the internet?
You and your friends will spam my comment. But while you're doing so, and while you're sitting there chanting robotically about "God's goodness and the wonders of nature," this agnostic will be mowing his 83-year-old widower neighbor's grass for him every week, moving his car for him on street-sweeper days, taking his trash to the curb and checking on him daily.
And as far as your comments about God taking care of the animals, I made a 40-mile round trip well out of my way to take a mourning dove struck by a car windshield to the AARK foundation to be treated and rereleased into the wild. I make four to five trips a year with injured or orphaned wildlife. Aren't we agnostics so clueless and evil?
I do not seek credit nor validation, nor do these deeds make me any better than anyone else. The only motivation is empathy and the subsequent desire to treat others decently, to ease pain and to lighten someone's burden...even if just a little bit.
I only tell you this to demonstrate that even the little things can make a difference for someone and serves notice that chanting incessantly online all day benefits no one.
While you're spamming my comment, remember there are talkers and doers. Leaving everything in God's hands would leave my neighbor's trash cans overfilled, the grass overgrown and his prescription medications out of his hands.
God is good. Jesus is coming. What a crock.

Aw, Fish, I knew there was another reason I like you, other than the fact you appointed me CEO.:-) You're a great guy and a very good neighbor. This man is very lucky to have you living next door.

S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

[For What it is Worth]

Writing in Paradise wrote:

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He's right though, Annie. You guys give Kay a free pass to be very, very ugly to people because she has a disability. I'm not sure you guys actually READ her posts. Just yesterday she said she wanted to shoot unbelievers. She also regularly condemns people to hell.
Why is that kind of thing ok with you? Simply because she has that disability?

I am having trouble finding the post you are refering to.

[Ocean56]

Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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Again--- YOU LIE!
Each post you MAKE is a direct attack on ANYONE ELSE who does not agree in LOCK-STEP with YOU!

Fish wrote:
Fundies LOVE lockstep!
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Uh-oh, I think we need a new list, for steps other than dancing, since robots like Sr. Phyll don't dance. It's late now; I'll get back to this new project in a few hours. lol

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[Ocean56]

Sister Phyllis wrote:

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Be forwarned, I ask you IMMEDIATELY STOP ATTACKING AND STALKING ME with your foolishness!!
I will NOT TOLORATE your abusive tactics in any manner!!!

What part of PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD is too hard for you to figure out? If you can't handle either criticism or disagreement, maybe YOU are the one who should leave. Whether you stay or go is entirely up to you. But if you choose to stay, get used to the fact that you DON'T own the board. We can express OUR viewpoints too.

S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

[bloodyvisigoths]

dukdodgers wrote:

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HA! Liar. It would be a Timex or Fossil maybe. Don't forget the training Indian Jones gave us when he was selecting the challis, its the meager looking one.

Hey, don't call *me* a liar; Jesus told me it was a Rolex! He was sitting right across the poker table from me, and he told me it was a Rolex!(BV now sits back, and reflects on what happened that night.) Course, now, I also had a few beers under my belt, so I suppose it *could* have been a Timex. After all, he was a Jew...

Don't hit!

[For What it is Worth]

Ocean56 wrote:

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I now understand Kay has a disability, which I didn't know about earlier, so I'll give her a break on the bad grammar. However, she does NOT get a pass for some her off the wall statements against "unbelievers." I've been off this thread for the last day or two, so I now have some catching up to do.:-)
S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

Again, would you please reference which posts?

[Xcntrik InVidor]

TLJ wrote:

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Texas...Where the men are men and the cows are scared!... Hey X!

Yo !

In Texas, when you see a man walking in a field carrying a bucket and walking towards a cow, it would be prudent to avert your eyes.

[Bob of Quantum-Faith]

Writing in Paradise wrote:

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Did you know that cows are sacred BECAUSE people are starving? The elite made that up and inserted it into hinduism to keep the peasants from eating their cows.

I did not know that.

Interesting.

And hardly surprising, really...

Just goes to show, some people will believe anything-- even if it kills them......

....and it often does just that, unfortunately.

[Bob of Quantum-Faith]

Ocean56 wrote:

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I now understand Kay has a disability, which I didn't know about earlier, so I'll give her a break on the bad grammar. However, she does NOT get a pass for some her off the wall statements against "unbelievers." I've been off this thread for the last day or two, so I now have some catching up to do.:-)
S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

I tend to only hit the grammar hard, when the poster in question is being especially nasty or especially ivory-towerish.

That is, if they claim some form of intellectual higher-ground, but post at a 3rd grade English level, then I get nasty right back.

Kay's grammatical skills may be weak, but her message, if you take the time to parse what she says, is just as nasty as Sister Syphilis' messages are.

[Ocean56]

Xcntrik InVidor wrote:

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I always love to hear about the empty threats of torture for those who don't accept a christian's god, then have that same christian end their rant with 'God is good'.
Friggin hilarious.

Well, she isn't invited to OUR barbeque or our bar and grill either. lol

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[Sister Phyllis]

Good morning, and I welcome you to Are You Winning Souls For Jesus? forum.

The Lord blessed me on May 11, 2008 to start this forum, and needless did I know, that it would end up in the 'top stories.' I believe God is good to me. I believe God loves ALL His creation. I love to praise and worship the Lord.

I have faith the Lord will have His way in this forum. God is love, and He loves me.

The Lord saved me from myself, of living a life of 'hell' right her on earth. If it had not been for the Lord on my side, I would not be here to tell the story. You see, I was a drug addict with a 16 yr. drug habit. The Lord delivered me from drugs in 1986. I no longer have the desire to inject drugs into my veins.

The Lord kept me from committing suicide on 3 occasions in my life. I give God all the praise and honor for my 'new' life.

The Lord healed my mind.

The Lord is making me a better person.
I believe the Holy Word of God encourages me to have faith in things not seen.

I believe it does not profit me anything to continue to bicker back and forth with anyone who does share my belief.

I'll continue to praise the Lord with song.

Vicki Yohe Ministers...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[Ocean56]

Ocean56 wrote:
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You can call the "sin" concept anything you want, for all I care.
For me, the whole thing is idiotic, trying to install unnecessary fear and guilt into people for doing absolutely nothing wrong. For example, some churches and their so-called "leaders" say it is a "sin" to have sex if one isn't married, it's a "sin" to enjoy sex but avoid the result of pregnancy and birth. And those are just the most frequent ones I run into, there are many others that are too tedious to bother naming.
So for me, sin is exactly what I describe it; self-inflicted nonsense. Inflicted by the church and its leaders first, then constantly self-inflicted by the person who keeps worrying about it. Meets MY definition of nonsense anyway.
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Fish wrote:
Meets mine, too. Well said, Ocean!

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate!
--Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

"Where did the concept of "sacred" come from"
We 'F' ing made it up!"
--George Carlin
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Thanks, Fish! Love the Monty Python and George quotes. Both are hilarious!

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[Sister Phyllis]

I'll continue to praise the Lord with song. This is absolutely a beautiful praise and worship songs by Vicki Yohe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[dukdodgers]

For What it is Worth wrote:

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Again, would you please reference which posts?

Mine started on post #371.

I wrote:
"Sorry Kay, they just aren't facts. They are what you believe, and that is fine and all, but facts, they are not."

Kay replied:
"to you they not ,, the bible verse is the fact,,,, u got the word clueless from what i say to xc.. you a duck where my gun when i get to heaven i will not have to worry about foods but for now i on earth i like some roast duck if you do not like my answer do not reply"

After that there was idle banter. If you go back and read everything I wrote and her replies, you will see that I was never cross or unkind to her, she was less hospitable.

[Ocean56]

Fish wrote:

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Have you met Goheaven on the Grey's Anatomy Makes a Gay Statement thread? He/she actually wishes God's severe punishment on those that don't believe the same. That person is angry, hateful, sadistic and vile.

Having "met" both, I can't decide which FF (fundie fruitloop) is worse than the other. I'm going to invoke my "executive privilege" and call it a tie. lol

S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

[Ocean56]

Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:

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I tend to only hit the grammar hard, when the poster in question is being especially nasty or especially ivory-towerish.
That is, if they claim some form of intellectual higher-ground, but post at a 3rd grade English level, then I get nasty right back.
Kay's grammatical skills may be weak, but her message, if you take the time to parse what she says, is just as nasty as Sister Syphilis' messages are.

Definitely, although I haven't gone back to read all of Kay's posts. Too tedious to bother, and I just don't have so much time that I can afford to waste it.

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