Occupy Wall Street Jokes
Curtis Lowe

United States

#1 Oct 29, 2011
How many fleabaggers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five.
One ACORN member.
One SEIU member.
One College Professor.
One President of the United States.
One stupid kid who doesn't realize the lighbulb doesn't need changing.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#2 Oct 29, 2011
Is a duck smarter than a fleabagger?

Not sure, but ducks know to go South in the winter.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#3 Oct 29, 2011
What does OWS really stand for:

Obama's
White
Stooges
Curtis Lowe

United States

#4 Oct 29, 2011
Some random comments from various OWS locations:

Boston: I sleep in the paaaak and it's wicked cold.

Denver: You would think being a mile high would be enough for me. But you'd be wrong.

San Francisco: You want me to put a hamster where?
Curtis Lowe

United States

#5 Oct 29, 2011
What did the ex-Marine say when he got hit in the head with a tear-gas cannister?

"I got hit in the head with a tear-gas cannister."
Curtis Lowe

United States

#6 Oct 29, 2011
What is the Communist OWS theme Song?
"Red, Red Whine"
Curtis Lowe

United States

#7 Oct 29, 2011
What did Obama say when he heard 85% of OWS would vote for Herman Cain?

"Should be use tanks or helicopter gunships?"
Curtis Lowe

United States

#8 Oct 29, 2011
Before they decided to Occupy Wall Street, these motivated kids were part of operation Occupy Parent's Basement.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#9 Oct 29, 2011
Vampire: Sunlight
Superman: Kryptonite
Obama: America
OWS: Soap
Curtis Lowe

United States

#10 Oct 30, 2011
I have to ask myself, "Curtis, how sure are you that OWS is nothing but a bunch of Socialist Dickwads?"

Oh, about 99 Percent.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#11 Oct 30, 2011
What is the White House's code name for OWS?

Operation naive and foolish.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#12 Oct 30, 2011
The greatest thing about OWS is with the social media and ability to Google, these protestors are pretty much guaranteed to never be hired by anyone in their entire lives.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#13 Oct 30, 2011
Did you hear about the OWS protestor who bought a set of Odor Eaters?

All that was left was a WII Controler, an I-Phone, and a copy of the Communist Manifesto!
Curtis Lowe

United States

#14 Oct 30, 2011
Did you hear about Michael Moore's latest project? It's called "A Fridge Too Far". It's about a rich, sweaty, fat man trying to deal with an eating disorder while pretending to be a poor Cuban living in a tent in Beverly Hills. It promises to be as thrilling as his other movies.
Devious Dude

Brookfield, CT

#15 Oct 30, 2011
Curtis Lowe wrote:
What did the ex-Marine say when he got hit in the head with a tear-gas cannister?
"I got hit in the head with a tear-gas cannister."
That's low to make fun of a two term veteran injured by an over zealous cop. They are trained to aim low and target feet and legs. For him to have been hit in the head at that short of range the cop had to be going for a head shot.

And to add insult to injury, a cop threw a Flash Bang grenade into the group of people who were trying to help him.

What a douche!
Curtis Lowe

United States

#16 Oct 30, 2011
Devious Dude wrote:
<quoted text>
That's low to make fun of a two term veteran injured by an over zealous cop. They are trained to aim low and target feet and legs. For him to have been hit in the head at that short of range the cop had to be going for a head shot.
And to add insult to injury, a cop threw a Flash Bang grenade into the group of people who were trying to help him.
What a douche!
And yet I feel nothing for this man. Ex-Marine or not, he is just a socialist pawn now.
Devious Dude

Brookfield, CT

#17 Oct 30, 2011
That's the problem with Republicans, they feel nothing for anyone or anything but the almighty dollar.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#18 Oct 30, 2011
Devious Dude wrote:
That's the problem with Republicans, they feel nothing for anyone or anything but the almighty dollar.
You hurt me man! You know there are 7 Billion people on the planet and I care for each one individually and deeply.

NOT!
kolonelklink

Glendale, CA

#19 Nov 4, 2011
Vampire: Sunlight
Superman: Kryptonite
Obama: America
OWS: Soap
Tea Bagger: Book

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