“Voters elect Big Bird”

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#53298 Jan 29, 2014
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>"Hold my beer and watch this" moment. lol
You just gotta know its never gonna end well when someone mixing booze and a stunt says,"Hey,watch this......".

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#53299 Jan 29, 2014
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
Hmm, cake and ale? I'll take that over slimy water and ships biscuit any time.
what's with these numbers i'm getting?
1835, nothing really sticks out in my mind.
Uh,"cakes and ale" is the old Marine term for stagnant water and hardtack..... Also refered to as piss and punk.

“100% Princess”

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#53300 Jan 29, 2014
okimar wrote:
<quoted text>You just gotta know its never gonna end well when someone mixing booze and a stunt says,"Hey,watch this......".
Hey there sugah. Some guy was just here, trying to sell aerial pics of the farm. I told him I wanted to talk with you first, and how much--he just said he'd be back tomorrow around 10 or so. Since he wouldn't give me a price, I'm really not interested. But it's up to you. See you later, or at 2 AM or tomorrow sometime.

XOXOXO

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#53301 Jan 29, 2014
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Hey there sugah. Some guy was just here, trying to sell aerial pics of the farm. I told him I wanted to talk with you first, and how much--he just said he'd be back tomorrow around 10 or so. Since he wouldn't give me a price, I'm really not interested. But it's up to you. See you later, or at 2 AM or tomorrow sometime.
XOXOXO
Why would we need aerial pics? If we need them we can Google them for free.....

“100% Princess”

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#53302 Jan 29, 2014
okimar wrote:
<quoted text>Why would we need aerial pics? If we need them we can Google them for free.....
I'm just saying he stopped by. They were nice pics, but I wouldn't let him in the house, since you weren't here. Cooper was absolutely no help--he kept wanting the guy to shake hands.

He looked like that smarmy guy that used to own the hardware store in town.

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#53303 Jan 29, 2014
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>I'm just saying he stopped by. They were nice pics, but I wouldn't let him in the house, since you weren't here. Cooper was absolutely no help--he kept wanting the guy to shake hands.
He looked like that smarmy guy that used to own the hardware store in town.
Okay... Well,if he comes back tomorrow I'll run him off. I KNOW what the farm looks like.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#53304 Jan 29, 2014
okimar wrote:
<quoted text>Uh,"cakes and ale" is the old Marine term for stagnant water and hardtack..... Also refered to as piss and punk.
Thanks, I never would have guessed that one.
and now more news ....
After serious study and much sharing with the CIA, MI6 and possibly others the NSA has determined that 'Angry Birds' users are:
Generally uneducated,not having a high school diploma or GED.
Probably un-employed.
Also probably living with their parents, not having any income.
They spend vast amounts of time on-line.
They are between 8 and 12 years old.

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#53305 Jan 29, 2014
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks, I never would have guessed that one.
and now more news ....
After serious study and much sharing with the CIA, MI6 and possibly others the NSA has determined that 'Angry Birds' users are:
Generally uneducated,not having a high school diploma or GED.
Probably un-employed.
Also probably living with their parents, not having any income.
They spend vast amounts of time on-line.
They are between 8 and 12 years old.
The only "angry bird" I'm familiar with was a broody setting hen who refused to let me see how many eggs she was sitting on. I'll just have to accept the NSA's assessment on the other.....

“100% Princess”

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#53306 Jan 30, 2014
okimar wrote:
<quoted text>Okay... Well,if he comes back tomorrow I'll run him off. I KNOW what the farm looks like.
Sounds good to me. I'm going to hide in the office till he's gone....

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#53307 Jan 30, 2014
Just stopped by to say a local station is having a contest.
7 day cruise to someplace warm. How about some details you ask? Here they are.

2 whole days on a cruise ship to a third world country.
5 whole days in a hospital you wouldn't take a dog to.
Air fare home. But wait there's more!!
Also included is a 50% discount on your next dream vacation.
Just enter on-line now.

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#53308 Jan 30, 2014
Good morning friendlies. It's Fridaaay! Whoo-hoo!

(And a rainy one at that)

Hope everybody will have a nice day and awesome weekend! Stay warm!

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#53309 Jan 31, 2014
Ed Teach wrote:
Just stopped by to say a local station is having a contest.
7 day cruise to someplace warm. How about some details you ask? Here they are.
2 whole days on a cruise ship to a third world country.
5 whole days in a hospital you wouldn't take a dog to.
Air fare home. But wait there's more!!
Also included is a 50% discount on your next dream vacation.
Just enter on-line now.
Ahhh yes....A dream "floating test tube" vacation. Gotta love it.
Give me a 30' bare boat charter any day.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#53310 Jan 31, 2014
Ruby88 wrote:
Good morning friendlies. It's Fridaaay! Whoo-hoo!
(And a rainy one at that)
Hope everybody will have a nice day and awesome weekend! Stay warm!
Good morning Ruby.
Romantic dinner with my new lady friend tonight.

“Man I Love Fishin”

Since: Sep 13

Palm Bay, FL

#53311 Jan 31, 2014
Ed Teach wrote:
Just stopped by to say a local station is having a contest.
7 day cruise to someplace warm. How about some details you ask? Here they are.
2 whole days on a cruise ship to a third world country.
5 whole days in a hospital you wouldn't take a dog to.
Air fare home. But wait there's more!!
Also included is a 50% discount on your next dream vacation.
Just enter on-line now.
~snicker~

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#53312 Jan 31, 2014
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning Ruby.
Romantic dinner with my new lady friend tonight.
Awesome stuff! Have a super fun and fabulous evening!:)

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#53313 Jan 31, 2014
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>Ahhh yes....A dream "floating test tube" vacation. Gotta love it.
Give me a 30' bare boat charter any day.
to small. I checked the weather for our next destination.
Seas off the windward Bahamas are 7 to 8 feet.
High pressure mid/south Atlantic can do that to ya.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#53314 Jan 31, 2014
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning Ruby.
Romantic dinner with my new lady friend tonight.
let me guess, nice secluded spot in deep woods. Roaring fire to keep warm and cook up some dogs. a little wine.....
Worked for me once. well more than once but that's private.

“Man I Love Fishin”

Since: Sep 13

Palm Bay, FL

#53315 Jan 31, 2014
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
let me guess, nice secluded spot in deep woods. Roaring fire to keep warm and cook up some dogs. a little wine.....
Worked for me once. well more than once but that's private.
Wine & weenies is the ticket huh ...
Geese, have I been trying to hard.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#53316 Jan 31, 2014
hick_up wrote:
<quoted text>
Wine & weenies is the ticket huh ...
Geese, have I been trying to hard.
I recall one time when we were snowmobiling and stopped to .....

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#53317 Jan 31, 2014
hick_up wrote:
<quoted text>
Wine & weenies is the ticket huh ...
Geese, have I been trying to hard.
Don't forget the woods, if you really want to have an E-ticket ride....but make sure you clear the area of cougars and bears.

If you're lucky, things will go bump in the night...
:)

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