ye olde village pub

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#52546 Oct 9, 2013
Good afternoon everyone >waves< blur to everyone, lol ...

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52547 Oct 9, 2013
Hi sweetie.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52548 Oct 9, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Let me guess, was she wearing super tight spandex?
Don't they always?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52549 Oct 9, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>Nothing if you're 19.......
Or sitting in a Cessna.
I never think of age as a barrier. Besides, most 19 year old's would probably want something I'd consider obscene, like Miley Cyrus.

1256, before my time, and not the right numbers anyway.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52550 Oct 9, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>LOL
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
YOU ARE POST 51,000!
THAT PLANE YOU SAW IS YOUR PRIZE!
IT WILL BE AT YOUR LOCAL AIRPORT TONIGHT FOR YOU TO PICK UP.
What KIND of Cessna?

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52551 Oct 9, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
What KIND of Cessna?
The nice one......

http://magicjetgroup.com/blog/wp-content/uplo...

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#52552 Oct 9, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
Since you asked, and I have trouble thinking of this scene again,I recall a very obese female waddeling across a truck stop parking lot. Not so bad in itself, but ... she was about 5'2" tall and weighted in around 150 kilos. Bad yes but the purple spandex and yellow scarf made me want to gag.
Now you know horror.
Wow, I can only imagine what that must've looked like. Spandex is a priveledge, not a must. Wear at own discretion. I'm sure those people don't have a full length mirror in their house. Or just don't have enough self respect to dress properly

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#52553 Oct 9, 2013
Morning friendlies

Wishing all a good Thursday

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#52554 Oct 9, 2013
http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/jeal...

...and that's why I don't go around telling people that I kiss my horse (or dog, or cat, or bird)

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#52555 Oct 10, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Hi sweetie.
Hiya babes! >mwah<

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#52556 Oct 10, 2013
Ruby88 wrote:
Morning friendlies
Wishing all a good Thursday
Morning Ruby! Happy Thursday :)

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#52557 Oct 10, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
I never think of age as a barrier. Besides, most 19 year old's would probably want something I'd consider obscene, like Miley Cyrus.
1256, before my time, and not the right numbers anyway.
I agree ... >clinks my club soda glass to yours<

9780 ... a straight ...

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#52558 Oct 10, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't they always?
lol;)

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#52559 Oct 10, 2013
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied,'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,

the barber again replied,'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied,'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Congress
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.-Unknown ~

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#52560 Oct 10, 2013
0340 going to try the sleep thing again ... nite xo ...

5603 ---> straight to sleep

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#52561 Oct 10, 2013
Funny insults:

“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”

“I would not allow this employee to breed.”

“Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

“He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

“This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”

“I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

“He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”

“When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.”

“If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”

“Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”

“If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

“If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”

“If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”

“Takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.”

“The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

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“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52562 Oct 10, 2013
Ruby88 wrote:
Morning friendlies
Wishing all a good Thursday
Morning Ruby

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52563 Oct 10, 2013
Ruby88 wrote:
Funny insults:

“The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”
LMAO!

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52564 Oct 10, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
0340 going to try the sleep thing again ... nite xo ...
5603 ---> straight to sleep
I was going to say you were up kinda early.
Sleep well.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#52565 Oct 10, 2013
Morning everyone, doing a drive by today but before I go, it finally happened.

I've been sending so many e-mails lately, that my cursor actually overheated.

Check it out for yourself...

http://www.flamingcursor.com/

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