“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#52409 Sep 19, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
well m'lady... it would depend on where's the mate hailed from wouldn't it?
Now if ye has a mind to top of me tankard wit a spot o' rum, i be abligin to ye, mind, that I might be answerin yer question.
avast thar, bee wench! Fetch that baricoe here would ye darlin''n let me mates ave a go at 'er.
Tis the finest day o' the calendar, eh Ed?

Yar be yon barnicoe...avast!!!

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52410 Sep 19, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>Tis the finest day o' the calendar, eh Ed?
Yar be yon barnicoe...avast!!!
Aye,'n I venture tis a good thing the 'ol Captains 'ere, eh? Keep them damn Press gangs from skulkin' about.
More rum fer me crew, d'ya 'ere me?

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52411 Sep 19, 2013
In deference to this auspicious day...
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGH

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#52412 Sep 19, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
Aye,'n I venture tis a good thing the 'ol Captains 'ere, eh? Keep them damn Press gangs from skulkin' about.
More rum fer me crew, d'ya 'ere me?
Aye Cap'n. Three sheets for all...let there be wind....

Erm...let there be SWEET wind...

")

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52413 Sep 20, 2013
Morning everyone. Boy am I glad it's Friday!!!!

NASCAR weekend here in beautiful NH.
NOTE TO SELF: Stay away from the track this weekend and leave extra time Monday to get to school.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52414 Sep 21, 2013
Geeze...quiet morning.
Hope everyone has a nice weekend.

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#52415 Sep 21, 2013
Why is the rum gone...?

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52416 Sep 21, 2013
Ed.........

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52417 Sep 22, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
Why is the rum gone...?
because the inn keeper hadn't laid up enough fer y'all and me crew too.
Not to fear, Bosun. Do ya hear me there? Send a middie with some swabs to fetch a few more baricoes from me locker if you please.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52418 Sep 22, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Ed.........
all taken care of kind sir. You still have lemons, yes?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52419 Sep 22, 2013
Okay, okay, stop me if you heard it before.
This young couple decide to get married, right out of school. A common thing in their small town in W.V.
after the wedding and party afterwards they leave to consumate the transaction.
Next day the boy is at his fathers kitchen table drinking coffee. His father asks him what happened.
The boy looks up and says, "Dad, I found out she was a virgin."
His father looks at him as he sits down.
"Ya done right boy ... if she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours either."

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52420 Sep 22, 2013
I do, and a cooler full of mix.
How's life treating ya?
Any new pics of your projects?

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52422 Sep 24, 2013
Drops pin to listen for echo......

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#52423 Sep 24, 2013
I pretty much stopped posting here since I wasn't getting any reply's, no fun posting to yourself? lol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#52424 Sep 24, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
Okay, okay, stop me if you heard it before.
This young couple decide to get married, right out of school. A common thing in their small town in W.V.
after the wedding and party afterwards they leave to consumate the transaction.
Next day the boy is at his fathers kitchen table drinking coffee. His father asks him what happened.
The boy looks up and says, "Dad, I found out she was a virgin."
His father looks at him as he sits down.
"Ya done right boy ... if she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours either."
Nice!

I've posted this elsewhere, but it was pretty funny as well...

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 ( Love her )

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Mark, age 10

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#52425 Sep 24, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
I pretty much stopped posting here since I wasn't getting any reply's, no fun posting to yourself? lol
'Scuze me? I reply to you whenever you do post here, bro...

But if you want to quit the Pub, they ain't no chains on 'ye...

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#52426 Sep 24, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Nice!
I've posted this elsewhere, but it was pretty funny as well...
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
-- Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 ( Love her )
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is .......
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Mark, age 10
My favorite is Pam,#6. She's got a lot to learn.:)

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52427 Sep 24, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
I pretty much stopped posting here since I wasn't getting any reply's, no fun posting to yourself? lol
So much for keeping the press gang away.
Sargent, take that man and clap him in irons. The rest of you, defaulters at eight bells on the 'morrow.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52428 Sep 24, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Drops pin to listen for echo......
... sound of wine bottle being opened wafts on the sea breeze ..
'tis early, but will ye take a glass with me sir?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#52429 Sep 24, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>'Scuze me? I reply to you whenever you do post here, bro...
But if you want to quit the Pub, they ain't no chains on 'ye...
You wanna put me in chains? lol

You gave Geko the feather treatment if I remember right?(a long time ago), well I don't want that, I want the whip! lol (kidding)

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