ye olde village pub

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#52196 Aug 15, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
Oh man, free lunch too and I hadda miss it.
Well,a Pussers if you please, and whatever my friends want.
They're kinda spicy Shove. You might want a shake or something...
4454, bet somebody else buys the next round.
I'll have what you're having.

And a blueberry shake.

:)

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52197 Aug 16, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>I'll have what you're having.
And a blueberry shake.
:)
I always loved blueberries. That and oyster shooters.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52198 Aug 16, 2013
and Tequila......

TGIF!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#52199 Aug 16, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
and Tequila......
TGIF!
Slide one over bro!

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#52200 Aug 16, 2013
7 degrees of blonde...

1st DEGREE: A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."

2nd DEGREE: Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

3rd DEGREE: A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

4th DEGREE: A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy: W."

5th DEGREE: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

6th DEGREE: A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?"
the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...." "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

7th DEGREE: Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#52201 Aug 16, 2013
Basic Flying Rules:

1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
4: A good landing is one you can walk away from, a great landing is one where you can use the airplane again!

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#52202 Aug 16, 2013
Man goes into the doctor, Doc I have a terrible pain in my left ear!

Doc says, Ok lets have a look.

Doc pulls out the little gizmo with the eyepiece at one end and the light at the other and has a look in the guys ear.

You won't believe this sir he says, but there is a fifty pound note in your ear, hold on there's more!

The doc pulls out loads of money and says, I have just taken one thousand nine hundred and ninety quid out of your ear!

Man says "I told you I wasn't feeling two grand!!!"

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52203 Aug 17, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
4: A good landing is one you can walk away from, a great landing is one where you can use the airplane again!
LOL!!!!

Can Donkey fly?

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52204 Aug 17, 2013

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#52205 Aug 17, 2013
The more you try to salvage a bad situation, the worse it gets. I hate fighting!!!:-(

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52206 Aug 17, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
4: A good landing is one you can walk away from, a great landing is one where you can use the airplane again!
okay, let us see if we can define this just a tad better.
1) that would depend on what ATC says. You may get close, but not to worry.
2) See 1.
3) Not true! One can fly into trees, bridges,buildings and of course interstellar space if equipped. Not recommended however.
4)Landings are nothing more than controlled crashes.They are all good. Crashes, not so much. Even then, the plane may be usuable.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52207 Aug 17, 2013
Ruby88 wrote:
The more you try to salvage a bad situation, the worse it gets. I hate fighting!!!:-(
Parents or work?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#52208 Aug 18, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Yep

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#52209 Aug 18, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>Parents or work?
Sister and then mom. And dad also had his turn. I went to sit and cry in my room, so that I can't irritate anyone. I actually ended up saying to my sister, "F*** you" I feel really bad about it but she was asking for it. She even turned her 3-year old daughter against me!

Things cooled down eventually and is over now but I still felt like everyone just wanted to gang up on me and make me feel like shit

Maybe I just took the whole thing too personally. But I still hate fighting and arguments. It always makes me feel bad

8606 - Bet it's going to be a hectic day, since I was already asked to do a ton of print work for my boss and another woman here <insert angry face>

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#52210 Aug 18, 2013
Morning everybody

Needless to say, I'm already having a terrible start to the week. I just want to run away and never come back when things are this hectic

Hope you'd all have a better Monday

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#52211 Aug 19, 2013
Ruby88 wrote:
Morning everybody
Needless to say, I'm already having a terrible start to the week. I just want to run away and never come back when things are this hectic
Hope you'd all have a better Monday
Hope things get better for you Ruby!

Good morning everyone!

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#52212 Aug 19, 2013
Survived the weekend. Morning all.

")

“Hello Trump”

Since: Jan 07

Goodby Hillary

#52213 Aug 19, 2013
Its Monday. Make what you can of it... Good luck. Frday is only 4 days away. :)

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#52214 Aug 19, 2013
Ed, Ruby, Ricky Shove. <Nods>

lol

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#52215 Aug 19, 2013
Morning friendlies!

It's overcast and cold-ish today. Will either rain, or the sun will come out as the day progresses. Hard to tell really, but for now there's a thick cloud cover and a bit of a breeze blowing. Wouldn't mind a bit of rain at all

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