“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

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#51147 Apr 3, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
Is it 'blonde joke Wednesday'? Oh goodie!! Here's my favorite:
Blonde drives down the highway, and spots a brunette doing jumping jacks on the side of the road, screaming "Eighty-eight, eighty-eight, eighty-eight...". She slows down to find out what's up, and the Brunette says "Hi!! Come join me - this is FUN!" So the blonde gets out of her car, heads toward the side of the road, and a semi hits her head on. The brunette calmly resumes her jumping jack routine, "Eighty-nine, eighty-nine, eighty-nine..."
:)
she must be in really good shape to do all those jumpin' jacks.
anyway they're better than the sex ones.

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#51148 Apr 3, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
she must be in really good shape to do all those jumpin' jacks.
anyway they're better than the sex ones.
???

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“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51149 Apr 4, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>???
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My thouoght exactly...What could be better than those?

Morning everyone.
Thermo test two today...
1st law for open systems with mass flow.

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#51150 Apr 4, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>My thouoght exactly...What could be better than those?
Morning everyone.
Thermo test two today...
1st law for open systems with mass flow.
You must have a gi-normous brain, bro.

I can't even fit the concept of those concepts in mine.
And here you are, mastering the concepts and stuff.
Why do I suddenly feel like a moron?

Oh well. Good morning, and best of luck on your test...although I doubt you need any.

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“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

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#51152 Apr 4, 2013
It's raining!! It's raining!!
About time too, last measureable precip was in dec.
so then, where did the fires go when they went out?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

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#51153 Apr 4, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>My thouoght exactly...What could be better than those?
Morning everyone.
Thermo test two today...
1st law for open systems with mass flow.
I think a bit differently I guess.
My point was, how long was she doing those jumping jacks to get 89 trucks to go by and whack the blond?
think about it ....

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51154 Apr 4, 2013
Oh come on Shove....
Try this.

1st law of Thermo- Energy can neither be created or distroyed it can only change form.
(You know this - the energy in a tree changes form when you burn it. The fire heats the air, rocks around the fire pit, and you.)

2nd Law of Thermo- Heat moves from hot to cold.
(Hot cup of coffee cools off when left on the table.)

Those are the 2 main concepts, the rest is acounting to add up all those energies.
You get the values from tables and a couple fairly easy equations.

You should survey a Thermo class, no homework, no tests. Just to see what its like.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51155 Apr 4, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
I think a bit differently I guess.
My point was, how long was she doing those jumping jacks to get 89 trucks to go by and whack the blond?
think about it ....
I did....
Morning Ed.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51156 Apr 4, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
It's raining!! It's raining!!
About time too, last measureable precip was in dec.
so then, where did the fires go when they went out?
Nice.

I don't know. Where did the fires go.......?

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#51157 Apr 4, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
I think a bit differently I guess.
My point was, how long was she doing those jumping jacks to get 89 trucks to go by and whack the blond?
think about it ....
You missed the point entirely - she was counting blondes....not trucks...

“100% Princess”

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#51158 Apr 4, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>Nice of you to grace us with your marvelous self princess.
It's really been hectic. This AM Oki and I were replacing ceiling fans. One more to go, then we'll be done and on to planting cherry trees.....

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

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#51159 Apr 4, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>You missed the point entirely - she was counting blondes....not trucks...
No, not quite. the blond stopped to see what she was doing, crossed the road and bam, she gets leveled by a semi.
NO truck driver would do that of course, especially if there was a group[as you claim] of blonds standing in the road.
They most likely have stopped for the brunette too.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

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#51160 Apr 4, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>
Nice.
I don't know. Where did the fires go.......?
See second law of thermo. The more latent energy the further it can go.
On Mars for example, it all went out in space.

I recall in a refer class that a guy actually thought you could induce cold. Just because it comes out cold I guess.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

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#51161 Apr 4, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>You missed the point entirely - she was counting blondes....not trucks...
Now I get it!!! She was in league with the driver to rid the world of stupidity and he lay in wait for the bimbo to stop, then hammered down and squashed the bitch, right?

ha, ha, ha....

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#51162 Apr 4, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
No, not quite. the blond stopped to see what she was doing, crossed the road and bam, she gets leveled by a semi.
NO truck driver would do that of course, especially if there was a group[as you claim] of blonds standing in the road.
They most likely have stopped for the brunette too.
I think the blondes would start to pile up after a while, come to think of it...

Geez, Ed. Way to make a joke less funny than toe jam...

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#51163 Apr 4, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
Now I get it!!! She was in league with the driver to rid the world of stupidity and he lay in wait for the bimbo to stop, then hammered down and squashed the bitch, right?
ha, ha, ha....
Uh....yeah.

Too late though.
Joke's not funny anymore.
Thanks.
Thanks Heaps, Ed.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51164 Apr 5, 2013
Good morning everyone.
TGIF!!!

“cat lover”

Since: Jul 07

Tucson

#51165 Apr 5, 2013
(in coming one large bag of ping pong balls from rafters) good morning everyone :)

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#51166 Apr 5, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>Uh....yeah.
Too late though.
Joke's not funny anymore.
Thanks.
Thanks Heaps, Ed.
Hey, I'm here to help. always try to anyway.
So read any good books lately?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

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#51167 Apr 5, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Good morning everyone.
TGIF!!!
Morning Rotor. Another rainy day in paradise.Least it's not all smokey and stinky.
63, feels like 63, scattered to 1300, then overcast. winds 340@12kts.

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