ye olde village pub

“To contract new debts...”

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#51133 Apr 2, 2013
Hope that you're feeling better Ed

Since: Feb 11

THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER

#51134 Apr 2, 2013
Captain John O Dung can teach a German Sheppard to bark in Spanish

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#51135 Apr 3, 2013
Morning friendlies!

It rained all through last night, and woke up to the glorious sound of rain too. Kinda hard to get up when the weather is gloomy and your bed is super comfortable, lol.

Still no network at work, and when I got to the other building, there was nobody there, so had to go back home. Could've stayed in bed a little longer if I'd known, lol.

Going to try again tomorrow, hopefully I'll be able to work. Ugh, it's really not funny anymore.

Anyway, hope everyone has a wonderful day! XXX

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51136 Apr 3, 2013
Hi Ruby!
I just can't believe they have STILL not fixed that?!?!?!??!
Amazing!

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51137 Apr 3, 2013
Sorry for the caps but that's the way it came.

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. HE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR /ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND, TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY" AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN /ECONOMY/.. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. I TOLD HER SOFTLY..."FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ".

“To contract new debts...”

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#51138 Apr 3, 2013
Good stuff RH

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51139 Apr 3, 2013
I thought so.
Morning HL, down to 10 inches of snow in the yard.
The fire pit popped out the other day.

“To contract new debts...”

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#51140 Apr 3, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
I thought so.
Morning HL, down to 10 inches of snow in the yard.
The fire pit popped out the other day.
Everything is melted here except for the random parking lot mound, some of those might make it to July this year.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51141 Apr 3, 2013
I always have snow longer than everybody else. I guess it's just because I love it so.....

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#51142 Apr 3, 2013
Is it 'blonde joke Wednesday'? Oh goodie!! Here's my favorite:

Blonde drives down the highway, and spots a brunette doing jumping jacks on the side of the road, screaming "Eighty-eight, eighty-eight, eighty-eight...". She slows down to find out what's up, and the Brunette says "Hi!! Come join me - this is FUN!" So the blonde gets out of her car, heads toward the side of the road, and a semi hits her head on. The brunette calmly resumes her jumping jack routine, "Eighty-nine, eighty-nine, eighty-nine..."

:)

“100% Princess”

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#51143 Apr 3, 2013
Good morning all your happy pubbers. Seems forever since I had the time to show up here. It's been a hectic few days--hope things calm down just in time for the weekend to get crazy again....

LOL.

<waves> Have a good one--whatever it is....

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51144 Apr 3, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
Is it 'blonde joke Wednesday'? Oh goodie!! Here's my favorite:
Blonde drives down the highway, and spots a brunette doing jumping jacks on the side of the road, screaming "Eighty-eight, eighty-eight, eighty-eight...". She slows down to find out what's up, and the Brunette says "Hi!! Come join me - this is FUN!" So the blonde gets out of her car, heads toward the side of the road, and a semi hits her head on. The brunette calmly resumes her jumping jack routine, "Eighty-nine, eighty-nine, eighty-nine..."
:)
LMAO! Afternoon Shove.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51145 Apr 3, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
Good morning all your happy pubbers. Seems forever since I had the time to show up here. It's been a hectic few days--hope things calm down just in time for the weekend to get crazy again....
LOL.
<waves> Have a good one--whatever it is....
Nice of you to grace us with your marvelous self princess.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#51146 Apr 3, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
I thought so.
Morning HL, down to 10 inches of snow in the yard.
The fire pit popped out the other day.
Ooooh .... shall we ignite the firepit and roast some mammal flesh?
comsume massive quantities too?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#51147 Apr 3, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
Is it 'blonde joke Wednesday'? Oh goodie!! Here's my favorite:
Blonde drives down the highway, and spots a brunette doing jumping jacks on the side of the road, screaming "Eighty-eight, eighty-eight, eighty-eight...". She slows down to find out what's up, and the Brunette says "Hi!! Come join me - this is FUN!" So the blonde gets out of her car, heads toward the side of the road, and a semi hits her head on. The brunette calmly resumes her jumping jack routine, "Eighty-nine, eighty-nine, eighty-nine..."
:)
she must be in really good shape to do all those jumpin' jacks.
anyway they're better than the sex ones.

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#51148 Apr 3, 2013
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
she must be in really good shape to do all those jumpin' jacks.
anyway they're better than the sex ones.
???

")

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#51149 Apr 4, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>???
")
My thouoght exactly...What could be better than those?

Morning everyone.
Thermo test two today...
1st law for open systems with mass flow.

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#51150 Apr 4, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>My thouoght exactly...What could be better than those?
Morning everyone.
Thermo test two today...
1st law for open systems with mass flow.
You must have a gi-normous brain, bro.

I can't even fit the concept of those concepts in mine.
And here you are, mastering the concepts and stuff.
Why do I suddenly feel like a moron?

Oh well. Good morning, and best of luck on your test...although I doubt you need any.

")

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#51152 Apr 4, 2013
It's raining!! It's raining!!
About time too, last measureable precip was in dec.
so then, where did the fires go when they went out?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#51153 Apr 4, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>My thouoght exactly...What could be better than those?
Morning everyone.
Thermo test two today...
1st law for open systems with mass flow.
I think a bit differently I guess.
My point was, how long was she doing those jumping jacks to get 89 trucks to go by and whack the blond?
think about it ....

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