“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#50057 Jan 7, 2013
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

for example...



A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.



She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.



Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.



"Hi Honey", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom.

Did you say "hello"?

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#50058 Jan 7, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Your butt is gonna be sore......
Isn't that somethig Spartan should kinda work up to?
Morning Ruby
Not just my butt, my arms, stomach, back and legs. And I'm sure my knees are gonna be like jelly when we finally return.

I think I should start practicing during the week, trotting the whole hour route (not around the dam though) to work on our fitness. Seeing as he's an older horse, he's also bound to be quite stiff and sore afterwards. One of the ladies going with is a veterinary nurse (specializing in horses), might be good to ask her advice. The last time I spoke about slowly increasing workload to work on his fitness (once after a resting period), her response was, "Horses run, hop and fart in the field, they are a lot fitter than we give them credit for" So she's bound to give me the same answer this time around, though the circumstances are different.

I don't know, I don't think I'll have the stamina to trot all the way around the dam. It's going to be exhausting and hard work. But I'll give it a try and see

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#50059 Jan 7, 2013
Well if you can get on him 2 or 3 time this week and maybe trot straight for 15, 30 and 45 then an hour won't be a huge step from his sort of lazy life waiting around for his foot to heal up.
Probably be good for you too.

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#50060 Jan 7, 2013
Spoke to a couple of people on a local horse forum (HorseJunction) and they advise against it, because I won't be able to get him fit enough in a week's time. So I'll rather err on the side of caution and give it a skip. Don't really think it's a good idea anyway, as I can't even trot for 5min, let alone an hour! So I'm going to pass on this crazy idea. Leave it to the "pros" Lol

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#50061 Jan 7, 2013
Well it could be a goal then.......

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#50062 Jan 7, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Seattles Rookie Q back is pretty awesome. Gonna take them to the superbowl I bet....Only to be stomped on by Brady.
Did you see RG III's knee give out yesterday? OUCH!!!!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#50063 Jan 7, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Your butt is gonna be sore......
Isn't that somethig Spartan should kinda work up to?
Morning Ruby
I'll leave this one alone lol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#50064 Jan 7, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>OSU fan..........Go Pokes!!!!
(The Sooners can rot in hell.)
:)
LOL!!

I strange how OSU & OU fans are so divided and live so close together but I guess it's like Texas & Texas A&M.

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#50065 Jan 7, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>LOL!!
I strange how OSU & OU fans are so divided and live so close together but I guess it's like Texas & Texas A&M.
Something like that, yeah.
")

Good morning, Ricky.
Good morning, all.
") again.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#50066 Jan 7, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I'll leave this one alone lol
OMG! I didn't even see that.....
Good call.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#50067 Jan 7, 2013
Morning Shove

“Faith Love Hope”

Since: Nov 10

South Africa

#50068 Jan 7, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I'll leave this one alone lol
Tsk! Tsk! Trust you to turn an innocent piece of writing into some dirty, no filthy thing. Shame on you! LOL

1 round of floggings about to be served. And the winner is... Rickyyyyyyyy. You naughty, naughty man ;-P

“100% Princess”

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#50069 Jan 7, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>OMG! I didn't even see that.....
Good call.
Ha! NOW you know what if feels like.....lol

Good morning pubbers.....

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#50070 Jan 8, 2013
Ruby88 wrote:
<quoted text>
Tsk! Tsk! Trust you to turn an innocent piece of writing into some dirty, no filthy thing. Shame on you! LOL
1 round of floggings about to be served. And the winner is... Rickyyyyyyyy. You naughty, naughty man ;-P
lol, but I left it alone?

I couldn't help it! lol

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#50072 Jan 8, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
<quoted text>
And Seattle has a rookie QB?...
8215 ...
Well, he certainly had what he needed to finish off the Redskins ... it was good to see RG3 walk off the sidelines into the locker room ... I watched ESPN while at the nail salon yesterday ... there was still no word on the results of the right knee MRI ...

4007 ... full boat

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#50073 Jan 8, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>LOL!!
I strange how OSU & OU fans are so divided and live so close together but I guess it's like Texas & Texas A&M.
Morning, Ricky ...

and Johnny Football and Texas A&M made mincemeat out of the Sooners ...

drats, I missed #1 Notre Dame and #2 Alabama last night ... do you have the final outcome on that one?

Have a great day! FC <3 ...

5366 ... a couple of 6 packs ...

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#50074 Jan 8, 2013
Morning, Rotor >>mwah<<

2784 ... fold like a letter

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#50075 Jan 8, 2013
Morning Princess ... Hearts and Hugs! FC <3 ...

2947 ... fold like a sweater

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#50076 Jan 8, 2013
Good morning everyone ... yall sleeping in this morning? wakey wakey ... Enjoy your day! FC <3 ...

4671 ... just fold already, lol

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#50077 Jan 8, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
Morning, Rotor >>mwah<<
2784 ... fold like a letter
Morning sweetie.
8906 nada

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