How long have you gone without master...

How long have you gone without masterbating?

Created by C note on May 6, 2011

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1day

3days

1 week

3 weeks

2 months or more

I never do it

I do it everyday

once and a long while

married and still do it often

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#1 May 6, 2011
Shortly after graduating from high school in Alaska I got a job on a commercial fishing boat. At first my jobs were menial, swab the deck, keep the ropes and lines orderly, etc. As my experience grew so did my responsibilities, one of them was prepairing the bait,(this is very important!). At first I was an apprentis baiter, as my talent grew I was given the title journeyman baiter. After several seasons I was promoted to master baiter. My services were highly in demand.

Pardon me if I sound like I'm bragging, but sometimes one has to give themselves a hand.

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#2 May 6, 2011
MPMARTIN wrote:
Shortly after graduating from high school in Alaska I got a job on a commercial fishing boat. At first my jobs were menial, swab the deck, keep the ropes and lines orderly, etc. As my experience grew so did my responsibilities, one of them was prepairing the bait,(this is very important!). At first I was an apprentis baiter, as my talent grew I was given the title journeyman baiter. After several seasons I was promoted to master baiter. My services were highly in demand.
Pardon me if I sound like I'm bragging, but sometimes one has to give themselves a hand.
This is very funny. How about if I give you a round of applause instead of a hand?

My vote is secret.
uh well nevermind

United States

#3 May 6, 2011
Twelve years!!!...then I reached puberty.
Jose

United States

#4 May 7, 2011
I try to hold out as long as I can.

“Who do what you don't dare do”

Since: May 11

Haiti

#5 May 7, 2011
Oh you just reminded me.

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#6 May 7, 2011
Sweet Dani wrote:
<quoted text>
This is very funny. How about if I give you a round of applause instead of a hand?
My vote is secret.
Thank you very much. I'm sure you've heard the old saying; "A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand"

kidritalin

“Conformity Sucks”

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#7 May 7, 2011
Her momma is white. She pulled a gun on the brother and waited for the racist cops and they arrested him for haxing sex in the barn. Damn racist white ppl.

See Racist:


The female victim is shown in the video believe it or not. The news should have blurred her face, now everyone in town knows she is a bro lover.
Joey

Auburn, AL

#8 Jun 25, 2011
2 months and counting.
Hamilton

Wolverhampton, UK

#9 Dec 21, 2011
I haven't wanked since saturday saving it for christmas day I'm going to be watching babe station early on Xmas day and hope that the 8 day wait will pay off

Since: Dec 11

Amherst, MA

#10 Dec 21, 2011
I,m paralyzed from the chest down so i can,t get a hardon so i can,t masterbate.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#11 Dec 22, 2011
1 week. Military survival exorcize.

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