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Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#2 Feb 5, 2010
Elador the Elf wrote:
Who is naked while posting?!
I AM!
Kind of nosey, aren't you?

“Under New Management”

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#4 Feb 5, 2010
Elador the Elf wrote:
Who is naked while posting?!
I AM!
Tease.

“squuuze me”

Since: Feb 09

Florida, USA

#6 Feb 5, 2010
Elador the Elf wrote:
Who is naked while posting?!
I AM!
Are you naked ...or are you nekked?
Naked of course is when you don't have any clothes on. Nekked is when you don't have clothes on and you have a plan. Do you have a plan?

Since: Feb 10

Louisville, KY

#8 Feb 6, 2010
Than im Nekked!!!

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#10 Feb 6, 2010
I WOULD consider posting naked, but I post from work.

The guests at the Inn might take offense.

Or worse, try to take advantage.

“Under New Management”

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#12 Feb 6, 2010
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."

“squuuze me”

Since: Feb 09

Florida, USA

#13 Feb 6, 2010
The Innkeeper wrote:
I WOULD consider posting naked, but I post from work.
The guests at the Inn might take offense.
Or worse, try to take advantage.
You need a plan ...get nekked and get a plan!

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#14 Feb 6, 2010
Elador the Elf wrote:
Lol, yeah I kinda wanted to see how many would reply to this :D So hows life trearting YOU??
Life is treating me ok. My wife doesn't like for me to answer those kind of questions either way. It doesn't fit in the need to know.

“squuuze me”

Since: Feb 09

Florida, USA

#16 Feb 7, 2010
Well ...I take my clothes off, get comfy at my PC and there ain't nobody around ...just my luck. :(
andet1987

Glen Ellyn, IL

#17 Feb 7, 2010
Twin Peaks Bob wrote:
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
lol
andet1987

Glen Ellyn, IL

#18 Feb 7, 2010
The Innkeeper wrote:
I WOULD consider posting naked, but I post from work.
The guests at the Inn might take offense.
Or worse, try to take advantage.
i think they'd take advantage. an Inn is usually for sex, right ?:)

Since: Feb 10

London, KY

#19 Feb 7, 2010
I like naked woman.

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#21 Feb 8, 2010
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
i think they'd take advantage. an Inn is usually for sex, right ?:)
Undoubtedly.

However, the local authorities get a little stern if the EMPLOYEES at the Inn are participating in any sexual gymnastics.
andet1987

United States

#22 Feb 8, 2010
The Innkeeper wrote:
<quoted text>
Undoubtedly.
However, the local authorities get a little stern if the EMPLOYEES at the Inn are participating in any sexual gymnastics.
oh The Innkeeper, i wish i could see you doing gymnastics in Olympics :)

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#23 Feb 8, 2010
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
oh The Innkeeper, i wish i could see you doing gymnastics in Olympics :)
And you, andet, are a shameless flirt!

“~Tutto E Possibile~ ”

Since: Sep 09

Harlan, KY

#25 Feb 9, 2010
The Innkeeper wrote:
<quoted text>
Undoubtedly.
However, the local authorities get a little stern if the EMPLOYEES at the Inn are participating in any sexual gymnastics.
Hmmm, sexual gymnastics? Now we're talking!! What about the concept of the customer is always right Innkeeper??! Surely they couldn't say anything stern to you if you were asked by a paying customer to work naked?!!

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#26 Feb 9, 2010
-Seeker- wrote:
<quoted text>
Hmmm, sexual gymnastics? Now we're talking!! What about the concept of the customer is always right Innkeeper??! Surely they couldn't say anything stern to you if you were asked by a paying customer to work naked?!!
I think it would take a large number of very INSISTANT customers to make them even BEGIN to contemplate such a move.

Then I would need my girl's approval, which is not at all likely.

And in answer to your question: "What about the concept of the customer is always right Innkeeper??!"

The customer is HARDLY EVER right. Most are completely ignorant of anything not related to their own personal lives. Only once or twice has a customer educated me on MY business. I learned a thing or two along the way, but most of the time (99.9%) is spent EDUCATING THE CUSTOMER. Sometimes on things we all would take as general knowledge.

I understand that a newbie to my city might not know where a good place to eat may be found.

But the call from the customer, perplexed by the advanced workings of a room THERMOSTAT?

Or a customer DEMANDING a room on the fifth floor, when he has clearly been told the Inn has only FOUR floors.

No. The customer is almost always WRONG.

But they almost ALWAYS get their way, provided it does not violate the laws of physics.

“~Tutto E Possibile~ ”

Since: Sep 09

Harlan, KY

#27 Feb 9, 2010
Innkeeper,
LOL! I run my own small biz, so I can say for certainty that you are 100% correct! They are seldom in the right, but unless it's gonna bankrupt me, they usually get their way. You gotta pick your battles when working with the public. But I still got a little giggle out of a naked innkeeper!

“squuuze me”

Since: Feb 09

Florida, USA

#29 Feb 10, 2010
I thought the sexual gymnastics was a good idea ...or at least naked gymnastics. But it would probably turn sexual ...nekked always follows naked, and ya know what happens when folks get nekked.

“www.sonetus.com”

Since: Feb 10

http://www.sonetus.com/lp/01/

#30 Feb 10, 2010
me too.

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