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-Natasfonos-

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Since: Jul 10

natasfonos@ymail.com

#192 Jul 26, 2010
DearthOfCouth wrote:
<quoted text>
I know the answer to this one:
God's word is infinite and unchanging. It's our ability to receive it that's developing over time.
(I've seen the bullshit shuffle danced so many times, I don't even have to wait for the opening chords any longer to hear it coming.)
So does that mean that god lacks the ability to communicate with such lowly creature as us, yet he'll judge us based upon HIS values, which we can't comprehend?!? Unfuckingbelievable.
I'll believe in god when he creates either an immovable object or an irresistable force. Wait. If he does that then that means he can do anything except move an immovable object or stop an irresistable force. Ay yay yay! This godshit makes my head hurt!

“What do I know?”

Since: Apr 08

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#193 Jul 26, 2010
-Natasfonos- wrote:
<quoted text>
So does that mean that god lacks the ability to communicate with such lowly creature as us, yet he'll judge us based upon HIS values, which we can't comprehend?!? Unfuckingbelievable.
I'll believe in god when he creates either an immovable object or an irresistable force. Wait. If he does that then that means he can do anything except move an immovable object or stop an irresistable force. Ay yay yay! This godshit makes my head hurt!
Relax. It's not worth getting into a lather over.

It's only mythology.

-Natasfonos-

“natasfonos@ymail .com”

Since: Jul 10

natasfonos@ymail.com

#194 Jul 26, 2010
DearthOfCouth wrote:
<quoted text>
Relax. It's not worth getting into a lather over.
It's only mythology.
C'mon Dearth, you know me. I never get worked up!:D

LOL *snort*™®©
Registered trademark of Alan S. Shole.
All rights reserved.

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#196 Jul 27, 2010
-Natasfonos- wrote:
<quoted text>
C'mon Dearth, you know me. I never get worked up!:D
LOL *snort*™®©
Registered trademark of Alan S. Shole.
All rights reserved.
Annie! Annie! He stole your 'snort' and now he's registered and trademarked it for his own! I think you should sue. I think you should hire five attorneys, call the sheriff, call the FBI! This is serious.

-Natasfonos-

“natasfonos@ymail .com”

Since: Jul 10

natasfonos@ymail.com

#197 Jul 27, 2010
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> Annie! Annie! He stole your 'snort' and now he's registered and trademarked it for his own! I think you should sue. I think you should hire five attorneys, call the sheriff, call the FBI! This is serious.
I rightfully stole my LOL *snort*™ from Xcntric InVidor, not Annie!

LOL *snort*™®©
Registered trademark of Alan S. Shole.
All rights reserved.

“What do I know?”

Since: Apr 08

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#198 Jul 27, 2010
-Natasfonos- wrote:
<quoted text>
I rightfully stole my LOL *snort*™ from Xcntric InVidor, not Annie!
LOL *snort*™®©
Registered trademark of Alan S. Shole.
All rights reserved.
I'm gonna use it.

I'm gonna use it.

Whatcha gonna do about it?

LOL *snort*™®©
Registered trademark of Dearth of Couth.
All rights reserved.

-Natasfonos-

“natasfonos@ymail .com”

Since: Jul 10

natasfonos@ymail.com

#199 Jul 27, 2010
DearthOfCouth wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
Whatcha gonna do about it?
LOL *snort*™®©
Registered trademark of Dearth of Couth.
All rights reserved.
Very nice.

I love to see my catchphrases spread like wildfire!

Won't be long before LOL *snort*™ goes viral and I'll be famous worldwide. Hey, this makes two continents already!

LOL *snort*™®©
Registered trademark of Alan S. Shole.
All rights reserved.

“_Come_Walk With Me_Our”

Since: Jul 10

_Journeys Seek A Common End_

#200 Jul 28, 2010
"water_nymph" wrote:

Annie! Annie! He stole your 'snort' and now he's registered and trademarked it for his own! I think you should sue. I think you should hire five attorneys, call the sheriff, call the FBI! This is serious.

=====

I always thought that "snort" was an Xcntrik original.

micah

-Natasfonos-

“natasfonos@ymail .com”

Since: Jul 10

natasfonos@ymail.com

#201 Jul 28, 2010
micah__ wrote:
"water_nymph" wrote:
Annie! Annie! He stole your 'snort' and now he's registered and trademarked it for his own! I think you should sue. I think you should hire five attorneys, call the sheriff, call the FBI! This is serious.
=====
I always thought that "snort" was an Xcntrik original.
micah
If you've read further, you'll see where that is revealed. It's a long running bit of mine.

“Darn tootin'!”

Since: Nov 10

"This is MY thread, now!"

#202 Apr 14, 2011
Let's get this party started up again! Praise Jesus!
I've been born again!

“Darn tootin'!”

Since: Nov 10

"This is MY thread, now!"

#203 Apr 14, 2011
micah__ wrote:
"water_nymph" wrote:
Annie! Annie! He stole your 'snort' and now he's registered and trademarked it for his own! I think you should sue. I think you should hire five attorneys, call the sheriff, call the FBI! This is serious.
=====
I always thought that "snort" was an Xcntrik original.
micah
I thought you was dead!
Barnabus

Patterson, CA

#204 Apr 15, 2011
Dearth0fCouth wrote:
Let's get this party started up again! Praise Jesus!
I've been born again!
The parable of the prodigal son rings true again.

Welcome back to the flock.
The sheep never stray too far they can't return to the fold when they hear the master's voice.
I_B_Frank

Patterson, CA

#206 Apr 22, 2011
Badboy Bubby wrote:
<quoted text>The real DearthOfCouth is still a faithful Atheist.
Sorry to disappoint you but he is steeped in reality, not middle eastern superstition.
What, the guy can't speak for himself?
Who are you? His sock puppet?

_Babysan_

“Thread Destroyer”

Since: Apr 11

All Must Bow

#207 Apr 22, 2011
Badboy Bubby wrote:
<quoted text>The real DearthOfCouth is still a faithful Atheist.
Sorry to disappoint you but he is steeped in reality, not middle eastern superstition.
He's been outed as a shorts sniffing perv.
scott

Johnson City, TN

#210 Sep 17, 2013
PROFESSOR X wrote:
Why are Atheists like "DearthOfCouth" now abandoning their Skepticism throughout the world?
Answer: After considering the scientific evidence that is now available to the public, they have probably learned to doubt their doubts and accept the data wherever it leads.
http://www.evolutionfacts.blogspot.com
I do not judge you - continue in defense of the faith.

Since: May 08

EVERYWHERE

#211 Feb 14, 2014
In reality Atheists Don't exist.

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