Joe Paterno Jokes

[Curtis Lowe]

Did you hear Sandusky, OH is thinking of changing their name to Hitler, OH?

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Churro wrote:

<quoted text>WHY

Because.

I went to Penn State to be a tight end, but ended up a wide receiver.

[Curtis Lowe]

What do Joe Paterno and a Catholic priest have in common?

A Catholic priest turns the other cheek while Joe Paterno looks the other way.

[Curtis Lowe]

How many Joe Paternos does it take to change a lightbulb?

"The lightbulb wasn't working. I didn't see nuthin!"

[Curtis Lowe]

Penn State's new school song?

I Know What Boys Like.

[Curtis Lowe]

What did Sergeant Schultz say to Joe Paterno?

"Even I saw that!"

[Knock off purse seller]

Penn State holds NAMBLA meetings regularly so this is why Paterno didn't see it as strange.

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Paternos so dumb that he got hit by a parked car.
:D

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Paterno stinks so often that he's a member of "Oder of the Month" club.

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Paterno said nothing because he thought they were engaged in a prayer: "Give us this day our daily *head*".

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Knock off purse seller wrote:

Paterno said nothing because he thought they were engaged in a prayer: "Give us this day our daily *head*".

Another prayer:
"Give us this day with boys in bed."

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Knock off purse seller wrote:

Paterno said nothing because he thought they were engaged in a prayer: "Give us this day our daily *head*".

FYI....

"head" used to be slang for oral sex.

[andet1987]

Jerry Sandusky looks like an old Adam Sandler. thanks God, that pedophile is arrested.

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andet1987 wrote:

Jerry Sandusky looks like an old Adam Sandler. thanks God, that pedophile is arrested.

I agree.

I may have to come up with some Sandusky jokes too.
:D

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Say what you will about Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drives slowly through school zones.....(double meaning)

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You know it's bedtime at Jerry Sandusky's house when the big hand is on the little hand...

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News flash: Jerry Sandusky was spotted at Wal-Mart today. Apparently he was confused by a sign that said "Boys' pants half-off".

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At Penn State you can now major in minors.

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One time Jerry Sandusky was on a plane full of kids from his Second Mile charity. The pilot said the plane was going to crash. Sandusky said "we have to save the children." Someone else said "f*** the children." Sandusky replied "do you think we have the time?"

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BREAKING NEWS:

Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...

Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!