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Curtis Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#1 Nov 14, 2011
Did you hear Sandusky, OH is thinking of changing their name to Hitler, OH?
Curtis Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#3 Nov 15, 2011
Churro wrote:
<quoted text>WHY
Because.

I went to Penn State to be a tight end, but ended up a wide receiver.
Curtis Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#4 Nov 15, 2011
What do Joe Paterno and a Catholic priest have in common?

A Catholic priest turns the other cheek while Joe Paterno looks the other way.
Curtis Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#5 Nov 15, 2011
How many Joe Paternos does it take to change a lightbulb?

"The lightbulb wasn't working. I didn't see nuthin!"
Curtis Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#6 Nov 15, 2011
Penn State's new school song?

I Know What Boys Like.
Curtis Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#7 Nov 15, 2011
What did Sergeant Schultz say to Joe Paterno?

"Even I saw that!"
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#8 Nov 15, 2011
Penn State holds NAMBLA meetings regularly so this is why Paterno didn't see it as strange.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#9 Nov 15, 2011
Paternos so dumb that he got hit by a parked car.
:D
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#10 Nov 15, 2011
Paterno stinks so often that he's a member of "Oder of the Month" club.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#11 Nov 15, 2011
Paterno said nothing because he thought they were engaged in a prayer: "Give us this day our daily *head*".
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#12 Nov 15, 2011
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Paterno said nothing because he thought they were engaged in a prayer: "Give us this day our daily *head*".
Another prayer:
"Give us this day with boys in bed."
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#13 Nov 15, 2011
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Paterno said nothing because he thought they were engaged in a prayer: "Give us this day our daily *head*".
FYI....

"head" used to be slang for oral sex.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#14 Nov 15, 2011
Jerry Sandusky looks like an old Adam Sandler. thanks God, that pedophile is arrested.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#15 Nov 15, 2011
andet1987 wrote:
Jerry Sandusky looks like an old Adam Sandler. thanks God, that pedophile is arrested.
I agree.

I may have to come up with some Sandusky jokes too.
:D
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#16 Nov 15, 2011
Say what you will about Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drives slowly through school zones.....(double meaning)
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#17 Nov 15, 2011
You know it's bedtime at Jerry Sandusky's house when the big hand is on the little hand...
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#18 Nov 15, 2011
News flash: Jerry Sandusky was spotted at Wal-Mart today. Apparently he was confused by a sign that said "Boys' pants half-off".
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#19 Nov 15, 2011
At Penn State you can now major in minors.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#20 Nov 15, 2011
One time Jerry Sandusky was on a plane full of kids from his Second Mile charity. The pilot said the plane was going to crash. Sandusky said "we have to save the children." Someone else said "f*** the children." Sandusky replied "do you think we have the time?"
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#21 Nov 15, 2011
BREAKING NEWS:

Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...

Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!

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