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JESUS IS MUSLIM

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

#1 Aug 3, 2008
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THE BIBLE. IT IS FULL OF PONOGRAPHY. ;)

Song of Songs 8:1-3 (Bible) "If only you were to me like a brother, who was nursed at my mother's breasts! <<< Is this really from GOD !!

Praising the bed that they had sex on: Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsome you are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"

Having sex all night long: Let us look at Proverbs 7:18 "Come, let's drink (i.e., perhaps it includes drink and swallow semen) deep of love till morning; let's enjoy ourselves with love!"

His right arm sexually feeling her body: Let us look at Song of Songs 2:6 "His left arm is under my head, and his right arm embraces me."

Let us look at Song of Songs 4:9 "You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace." Fantasizing about his sister? at least he shows in this verse that he would!.

Let us look at Song of Songs 4:10 "How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice!" Making love to his own sister? "pleasing is your love (making???) than wine"?

Let us look at Song of Songs 4:12 "You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride; you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain."

Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you find my lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to be sexually too open.

I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.(The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"

“KING OF KINGS & LORD OF LORDS”

Since: Apr 08

somewhere out there

#2 Aug 3, 2008
JESUS IS MUSLIM wrote:
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THE BIBLE. IT IS FULL OF PONOGRAPHY. ;)
Song of Songs 8:1-3 (Bible) "If only you were to me like a brother, who was nursed at my mother's breasts! <<< Is this really from GOD !!
Praising the bed that they had sex on: Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsome you are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"
Having sex all night long: Let us look at Proverbs 7:18 "Come, let's drink (i.e., perhaps it includes drink and swallow semen) deep of love till morning; let's enjoy ourselves with love!"
His right arm sexually feeling her body: Let us look at Song of Songs 2:6 "His left arm is under my head, and his right arm embraces me."
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:9 "You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace." Fantasizing about his sister? at least he shows in this verse that he would!.
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:10 "How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice!" Making love to his own sister? "pleasing is your love (making???) than wine"?
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:12 "You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride; you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain."
Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you find my lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to be sexually too open.
I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.(The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"
What rock did you crawl out from under!!!!Gimme a break!!!!!!

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#3 Aug 3, 2008
JESUS IS MUSLIM wrote:
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THE BIBLE. IT IS FULL OF PONOGRAPHY. ;)
Song of Songs 8:1-3 (Bible) "If only you were to me like a brother, who was nursed at my mother's breasts! <<< Is this really from GOD !!
Praising the bed that they had sex on: Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsome you are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"
Having sex all night long: Let us look at Proverbs 7:18 "Come, let's drink (i.e., perhaps it includes drink and swallow semen) deep of love till morning; let's enjoy ourselves with love!"
His right arm sexually feeling her body: Let us look at Song of Songs 2:6 "His left arm is under my head, and his right arm embraces me."
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:9 "You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace." Fantasizing about his sister? at least he shows in this verse that he would!.
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:10 "How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice!" Making love to his own sister? "pleasing is your love (making???) than wine"?
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:12 "You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride; you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain."
Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you find my lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to be sexually too open.
I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.(The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"
I must say, you are one, sick, twisted, P.O.S!!

Although I've never professed to be a Christian, I have read the Bible, and the Song of Songs,( Song of Solomon) is one of the most beautiful chapters.

It celebrates the beauty of Gods most precious creations, man and woman. And now you wish to defile it by saying it's "pornography"?

I hope you have a happy life, alone in your little room, devoid of any contact with the natural beauty that is there for all to enjoy.
groundhog9

Warren, OH

#4 Aug 3, 2008
seventies chick wrote:
<quoted text>What rock did you crawl out from under!!!!Gimme a break!!!!!!
I think he has a point.I always wondered how they slipped that into the Bible.The Queen of Sheba must've had one fine tush.
Chozen chick

AOL

#5 Aug 3, 2008
First of all! Have you read the Bible. Do you know what these verses really mean? What Bible are you reading and who has explained these verses to you? You obviously are not a believer. No the Bible is surely something that Kids need to read and people need to live by. My kids read it and love it. Do not attack the word of God. Are you a Christian? if not you should be worried about your soul and where you are going when you die Heaven or Hell.... If you are this twisted and think the Bible is full of porn then I know the answer to that question.
rev gene

Waynesboro, PA

#6 Aug 3, 2008
JESUS IS MUSLIM wrote:
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THE BIBLE. IT IS FULL OF PONOGRAPHY. ;)
Song of Songs 8:1-3 (Bible) "If only you were to me like a brother, who was nursed at my mother's breasts! <<< Is this really from GOD !!
Praising the bed that they had sex on: Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsome you are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"
Having sex all night long: Let us look at Proverbs 7:18 "Come, let's drink (i.e., perhaps it includes drink and swallow semen) deep of love till morning; let's enjoy ourselves with love!"
His right arm sexually feeling her body: Let us look at Song of Songs 2:6 "His left arm is under my head, and his right arm embraces me."
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:9 "You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace." Fantasizing about his sister? at least he shows in this verse that he would!.
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:10 "How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice!" Making love to his own sister? "pleasing is your love (making???) than wine"?
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:12 "You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride; you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain."
Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you find my lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to be sexually too open.
I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.(The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"
wrong bible kjv only get it right
andet1987

United States

#7 Aug 3, 2008
JESUS IS MUSLIM wrote:
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THE BIBLE. IT IS FULL OF PONOGRAPHY. ;)
Song of Songs 8:1-3 (Bible) "If only you were to me like a brother, who was nursed at my mother's breasts! <<< Is this really from GOD !!
Praising the bed that they had sex on: Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsome you are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"
Having sex all night long: Let us look at Proverbs 7:18 "Come, let's drink (i.e., perhaps it includes drink and swallow semen) deep of love till morning; let's enjoy ourselves with love!"
His right arm sexually feeling her body: Let us look at Song of Songs 2:6 "His left arm is under my head, and his right arm embraces me."
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:9 "You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace." Fantasizing about his sister? at least he shows in this verse that he would!.
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:10 "How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice!" Making love to his own sister? "pleasing is your love (making???) than wine"?
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:12 "You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride; you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain."
Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you find my lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to be sexually too open.
I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.(The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"
if it is full of pornography, why is it that i never read it ?
groundhog9

Warren, OH

#8 Aug 3, 2008
MPMARTIN wrote:
<quoted text>
I must say, you are one, sick, twisted, P.O.S!!
Although I've never professed to be a Christian, I have read the Bible, and the Song of Songs,( Song of Solomon) is one of the most beautiful chapters.
It celebrates the beauty of Gods most precious creations, man and woman. And now you wish to defile it by saying it's "pornography"?
I hope you have a happy life, alone in your little room, devoid of any contact with the natural beauty that is there for all to enjoy.
Oh come on.I started reading at eleven years old and had to skip to the next book.Pornography is an exageration but jeez.If you like it,that's fine,but to me it was just plain weird.Even now I get images of some hot black lady thinking about it.

“KING OF KINGS & LORD OF LORDS”

Since: Apr 08

somewhere out there

#9 Aug 3, 2008
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
if it is full of pornography, why is it that i never read it ?
Try It you might like it.
JESUS IS MUSLIM

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

#10 Aug 3, 2008
I must warn you again:

KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THE BIBLE. IT IS FULL OF PONOGRAPHY. ;)

"You also took your beautiful jewels made of My gold and of My silver, which I had given you, and made for yourself male images that you might play the harlot with them." [Ezekiel 16:17]
groundhog9

Warren, OH

#11 Aug 3, 2008
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
if it is full of pornography, why is it that i never read it ?
Religious or not it is worth reading.The King James Version is the best,IMO,english translation but it's in middle english so a lot of people have trouble reading it.You can buy one cheap,they often sell them at dollar stores if there's one of them around you.
Disturbed

Eastpoint, FL

#12 Aug 3, 2008
JESUS IS MUSLIM wrote:
I must warn you again:
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THE BIBLE. IT IS FULL OF PONOGRAPHY. ;)
"You also took your beautiful jewels made of My gold and of My silver, which I had given you, and made for yourself male images that you might play the harlot with them." [Ezekiel 16:17]
Jesus was and most certainly, although many of you claim it, a muslim. Please...
Disturbed

Eastpoint, FL

#13 Aug 3, 2008
I meant his is NOT MUSLIM, :0)he...
lee

Chicago, IL

#14 Aug 3, 2008
JESUS IS MUSLIM wrote:
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THE BIBLE. IT IS FULL OF PONOGRAPHY. ;)
Song of Songs 8:1-3 (Bible) "If only you were to me like a brother, who was nursed at my mother's breasts! <<< Is this really from GOD !!
Praising the bed that they had sex on: Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsome you are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"
Having sex all night long: Let us look at Proverbs 7:18 "Come, let's drink (i.e., perhaps it includes drink and swallow semen) deep of love till morning; let's enjoy ourselves with love!"
His right arm sexually feeling her body: Let us look at Song of Songs 2:6 "His left arm is under my head, and his right arm embraces me."
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:9 "You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace." Fantasizing about his sister? at least he shows in this verse that he would!.
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:10 "How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice!" Making love to his own sister? "pleasing is your love (making???) than wine"?
Let us look at Song of Songs 4:12 "You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride; you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain."
Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you find my lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to be sexually too open.
I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.(The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"
you are sadly mistaken! JESUS is not a muslim,that is a religin! and JESUS is the person of GOD made manifest ,and the NIV bible is false doctrine.also most times when wine is mentioned in the bible it is refering to grape juice the best grape juice just juice unfermented and not liqour
andet1987

United States

#15 Aug 3, 2008
ok seventies chick
ok groundhog9

it is free

i was walking the other day. a man and a woman were giving free hot dogs and a free bible. they said it is given free by the church. i think many took the hotdogs. i am not sure about the bible. i just passed by. i did not care much.

“KING OF KINGS & LORD OF LORDS”

Since: Apr 08

somewhere out there

#16 Aug 3, 2008
lee wrote:
<quoted text> you are sadly mistaken! JESUS is not a muslim,that is a religin! and JESUS is the person of GOD made manifest ,and the NIV bible is false doctrine.also most times when wine is mentioned in the bible it is refering to grape juice the best grape juice just juice unfermented and not liqour
It was wine, unfermented wine. not grape juice. Jesus drank the best wine. and he didnt drink it to get drunk. The water in those days were bad so the people drank wine that was either ferminted or unfermented. And the NIV is not false.

“KING OF KINGS & LORD OF LORDS”

Since: Apr 08

somewhere out there

#17 Aug 3, 2008
andet1987 wrote:
ok seventies chick
ok groundhog9
it is free
i was walking the other day. a man and a woman were giving free hot dogs and a free bible. they said it is given free by the church. i think many took the hotdogs. i am not sure about the bible. i just passed by. i did not care much.
Next time you can take both....
andet1987

United States

#18 Aug 3, 2008
seventies chick wrote:
<quoted text>Next time you can take both....
ok sure :)
JESUS IS MUSLIM

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

#19 Aug 3, 2008
lee wrote:
<quoted text> you are sadly mistaken! JESUS is not a muslim,that is a religin! and JESUS is the person of GOD made manifest ,and the NIV bible is false doctrine.also most times when wine is mentioned in the bible it is refering to grape juice the best grape juice just juice unfermented and not liqour
ISLAM: The Religion of All Prophets

ISLAM is not a new religion but the final culmination and fulfillment of the same basic truth that ALLAH (God) revealed through all His prophets to every people.
As there is only ONE GOD, there is only One Religion. Islam is the preserved pure religion of all prophets sent by ALLAH (GOD). Islam means the complete submission and obedience to Allah (God). Therefore, all prophets were indeed MUSLIMS because they were true submitters to the will of ALLAH, the Creator.

"Truly, the religion with Allah (God) is Islam. Those who were given the Scripture (Jews and Christians) did not differ except, out of mutual jealousy, after knowledge had come to them. And whoever disbelieves in the Ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, signs, revelations, etc.) of Allah, then surely, Allah is Swift in calling to account." [The Noble Quran 3:19]

"And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers." [The Noble Quran 3:85]

(1) Prophet Abraham (peace be upon him) was MUSLIM

"Ibrahim (Abraham) was neither a Jew nor a Christian, but he was a true Muslim Hanifa (Islamic Monotheism - to worship none but Allah Alone) and he was not of Al-Mushrikun (the disbelievers in the Oneness of Allah, idolaters, polytheists, pagans, etc.)" [The Noble Quran 3:67]

"And this (submission to Allah, Islam) was enjoined by Ibrahim (Abraham) upon his sons and by Ya'qub (Jacob)(saying), "O my sons! Allah has chosen for you the (true) religion, then die not except in the Faith of Islâm (as Muslims - Islamic Monotheism)." [The Noble Quran 2:132]

(2) Prophet Joseph (peace be upon him) was MUSLIM

Joseph said: "My Lord! You have indeed bestowed on me of the sovereignty, and taught me something of the interpretation of dreams - the (Only) Creator of the heavens and the earth! You are my Wali (Protector, Helper, Supporter, Guardian, God, Lord) in this world and in the Hereafter. Cause me to die as a Muslim (the one submitting to Your Will), and join me with the righteous." [The Noble Quran 12:101]

(3) Prophet Jacob and his sons were MUSLIMS

"Or were you witnesses when death approached Ya'qub (Jacob)? When he said unto his sons, "What will you worship after me?" They said, "We shall worship your Ilah (God - Allah), the Ilah (God) of your fathers, Ibrahim (Abraham), Isma'il (Ishmael), Ishaq (Isaac), One Ilah (God), and to Him we submit (in Islam, Muslims)." [The Noble Quran 2:133]

(4) Prophet Jesus (peace be upon him) and his disciples were MUSLIMS

"Then when 'Isa (Jesus) came to know of their disbelief, he said: "Who will be my helpers in Allah's Cause?" Al-Hawariun (the disciples) said: "We are the helpers of Allah; we believe in Allah, and bear witness that we are Muslims (i.e. we submit to Allah)." [The Noble Quran 3:52]

"And when I (Allah) revealed to Al-Hawarieen (the disciples)(of 'Isa (Jesus)) to believe in Me and My Messenger, they said: "We believe. And bear witness that we are Muslims." [The Noble Quran 5:111].

For more detailed evidences visit this thread "JESUS Was MUSLIM" here http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/christian...
MPL

Bailey, NC

#20 Aug 3, 2008
JESUS IS MUSLIM wrote:
<quoted text>
ISLAM: The Religion of All Prophets
ISLAM is not a new religion but the final culmination and fulfillment of the same basic truth that ALLAH (God) revealed through all His prophets to every people.
As there is only ONE GOD, there is only One Religion. Islam is the preserved pure religion of all prophets sent by ALLAH (GOD). Islam means the complete submission and obedience to Allah (God). Therefore, all prophets were indeed MUSLIMS because they were true submitters to the will of ALLAH, the Creator.
"Truly, the religion with Allah (God) is Islam. Those who were given the Scripture (Jews and Christians) did not differ except, out of mutual jealousy, after knowledge had come to them. And whoever disbelieves in the Ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, signs, revelations, etc.) of Allah, then surely, Allah is Swift in calling to account." [The Noble Quran 3:19]
"And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers." [The Noble Quran 3:85]
(1) Prophet Abraham (peace be upon him) was MUSLIM
"Ibrahim (Abraham) was neither a Jew nor a Christian, but he was a true Muslim Hanifa (Islamic Monotheism - to worship none but Allah Alone) and he was not of Al-Mushrikun (the disbelievers in the Oneness of Allah, idolaters, polytheists, pagans, etc.)" [The Noble Quran 3:67]
"And this (submission to Allah, Islam) was enjoined by Ibrahim (Abraham) upon his sons and by Ya'qub (Jacob)(saying), "O my sons! Allah has chosen for you the (true) religion, then die not except in the Faith of Islâm (as Muslims - Islamic Monotheism)." [The Noble Quran 2:132]
(2) Prophet Joseph (peace be upon him) was MUSLIM
Joseph said: "My Lord! You have indeed bestowed on me of the sovereignty, and taught me something of the interpretation of dreams - the (Only) Creator of the heavens and the earth! You are my Wali (Protector, Helper, Supporter, Guardian, God, Lord) in this world and in the Hereafter. Cause me to die as a Muslim (the one submitting to Your Will), and join me with the righteous." [The Noble Quran 12:101]
(3) Prophet Jacob and his sons were MUSLIMS
"Or were you witnesses when death approached Ya'qub (Jacob)? When he said unto his sons, "What will you worship after me?" They said, "We shall worship your Ilah (God - Allah), the Ilah (God) of your fathers, Ibrahim (Abraham), Isma'il (Ishmael), Ishaq (Isaac), One Ilah (God), and to Him we submit (in Islam, Muslims)." [The Noble Quran 2:133]
(4) Prophet Jesus (peace be upon him) and his disciples were MUSLIMS
"Then when 'Isa (Jesus) came to know of their disbelief, he said: "Who will be my helpers in Allah's Cause?" Al-Hawariun (the disciples) said: "We are the helpers of Allah; we believe in Allah, and bear witness that we are Muslims (i.e. we submit to Allah)." [The Noble Quran 3:52]
"And when I (Allah) revealed to Al-Hawarieen (the disciples)(of 'Isa (Jesus)) to believe in Me and My Messenger, they said: "We believe. And bear witness that we are Muslims." [The Noble Quran 5:111].
For more detailed evidences visit this thread "JESUS Was MUSLIM" here http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/christian...
Do Muslims believe that Jesus was God in human form or that he was merely a prophet?

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