"Doctor REALITY" is FOS
Joe Puddin

Sacramento, CA

#1 Jun 23, 2018
fullochit
Pang Sow Foosh

Chicago, IL

#2 Jun 23, 2018
This morning when I saw my pet alligator peeing on my toilet, I asked her why she didn't do it in the back yard like normal!
She got mad and then locked herself in my bathroom for an hour.
Then all of my toilet paper was gone, and all of my other pets in the house had passed out!
Doctor REALITY

United States

#3 Jun 23, 2018
Loooooooooool!!!!!!
Doctor REALITY

United States

#4 Jun 23, 2018
Andvthen females get mad when we don't let the toilet up!

loooooool!,

U'r funny as fly feces, Pang!!!!!!! 4REAL!!!!!
Doctor REALITY

United States

#5 Jun 23, 2018
This is gone be TOO GOOD!

Doctor! Honey! I wanna talk to yooooooou!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!.........C omin out feelin bout TEN POUNDS LIGHTAAAAAAH!!!!
NAH UM SAYIN??!!!!

Doctor.........there's sumpin I wanna TELL you..

Did you take Doctor REALITY'S ADVICE, BOWY??! HUH???!!
Did you do like I told you to DO??!!

Oh yes I DID, Doc........and I want you to know that it's all because of YOU!....that I found that 'special' woman.....
Doctor REALITY

United States

#6 Jun 23, 2018
......??!!YOU KNOW WHAT, BOWY??!!!.....MAAAAAAAAAAAH!! UM HAPPY FOR YOU, MAAAAN!
....IF IT LOOKS LIKE UM GETTIN EMOTIONAL IT'S CAUSE UM HAPPY FOR YOU, MAAAAAN!!!
....You feel a "CALM" like me and Mrs. REALITY got a 'calm'???!!!
.....You happy cause you got someone who gat YOU, DON'T CHA??!!!

Uh hum.........

!!!??????.When do I MEET HER, MAAAAN??!!!.....I wanna MEET HER, MAAAAAAN!!!!!!

..

..........Sooner than you THINK, Doc......
Chau Hun Toop VII

United States

#7 Jun 23, 2018
Doctor REALITY!!! I need your HELP!!!!
This morning, my pet zebra called me from his bedroom and said that his white stripes fell off last night!!!!
Now he won't eat anything but fried chikin watermelon!!!!!
WHAT DO I DO,Doctor REALITY??!!!
I DON'T WANT HIM DYING FROM FASTFOODS LIKE PEOPLE IN THA" HOOD!!!!
Doctor REALITY

United States

#8 Jun 23, 2018
Wow....Chau....... that's 'hard', G........4REAL.
Doctor REALITY

United States

#9 Jun 23, 2018
Lost his stripes, huh?

Guess now he'll be subjected to REAL world ignorance, narrow-minded prejudice, bigotry, and racism, and psychological steretyping and weak, baseless fears and concerns among other zebras, huh?
Doctor REALITY

United States

#10 Jun 23, 2018
But don't get it twisted. Don't think I don't KNOW.....that a lot of "stripeless zebras" bring social fears and concerns about them.......on themselves.
Hood zebras and redneck zebras are the kinds of zebras I wish I never had to see every day, Chau.

4REAL.
Doctor REALITY

United States

#11 Jun 23, 2018
When the Lord Jesus Christ returns to this rotten world, wiggahs, rednecks, morons, religious extermists, atheists, and all freakin baphoons, dorks, and dweebs will never exist as they are now in God's universe.

4REAL.
chick fill a

Sacramento, CA

#13 Jun 25, 2018
Doctor REALITY wrote:
When the Lord Jesus Christ returns to this rotten world, wiggahs, rednecks, morons, religious extermists, atheists, and all freakin baphoons, dorks, and dweebs will never exist as they are now in God's universe.

4REAL.
u r of ur mother lady gaga! lmfao
Tran Su Ping Choc

United States

#14 Jun 26, 2018
This morning, I saw my pet mongoose playing marbles with with my pet misquitoes!
It was so cute! but they were cheating on him!
I told him to spray them with glass cleaner as punishment!
That's when my pet octopusses became very romantic! towards ME!
They were all over me! i couldn't breath! i said 'stop! stop!
that's when my pet gold fish sprung into action!
they threw cans of chikin of the ocean at them and got them off of me!
they were SO brave!
now i'm goin to take my octopusses to the eutho clinic!
Fred Patrick

United States

#16 Jun 26, 2018
Cool!
Mom

Sacramento, CA

#21 Jun 26, 2018
Stupid!
Phee Pong IV

United States

#22 Jun 26, 2018
This morning, my pet goat and my pet elephant wre sleeping in my storm shelter!
Phee Pong IV

United States

#23 Jun 26, 2018
this made me so mad because my banana garden was down there!
and my pet snails were down there having morning church services with my pet butterflies!

That was SO inconsiderate of them because none cooked any oatmeal for my pet mules!!!

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