Does that blather pass for adroitness where you're from, boy?<quoted text> You know NewFL, I must admit , I am also a racist. I hate all imbecillic nincompoops with no wit and even less humour, especially those who are supposed to have a "superior education". If those go to Heaven one day and they send me there, I will ask for a transfer immediately. As to your "dick" (I doubt you have one) but if so, keep it in your condom, it is a laughging stock.
I especially like the clumsy phallic reference at the end. Great work! You need publishing.