You forgot to switch off the webcam again. I can see what you're doing, and it isn't pretty. I'm disgusted to say the least!
You've opened two tabs, one for gay porn and the other for Topix. You're in stand up position typing with your left hand and using the right hand to molest your ass with a beer bottle. Why are you hurting yourself?
Wow, you've got the old Ratty bostard pegged!