ha ha your post itself is a guiness record of false statement.Guinness book of records has claimed that Kannada is the oldest living language, dating back to 2500 years (as per the records identified).
keep it up. dont give up. i dont know how kannada came in this topic. please read history of south india. cholas ruled from kundoor to kanjipuram. cheras ruled allover kerala. and pandians ruled the south. where did kannada came in the picture.