Is Masturbation Better than Actual Sex ?

[Dustin L -Laugh Dimbrlk]

I would have to vote yes. Gays do it best, hense,"master-gay-tion ".

[andet1987]

Dustin L -Laugh Dimbrlk wrote:

I would have to vote yes. Gays do it best, hense,"master-gay-tion ".

what is the female version of Master ? still Master

everyone has a Master's Degree in Masturbation.
there are only 2 choices in life:
either you are posting in Topix
or you are masturbating

[just a simple wo-man]

andet1987 wrote:

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what is the female version of Master ? still Master
everyone has a Master's Degree in Masturbation.
there are only 2 choices in life:
either you are posting in Topix
or you are masturbating

WOMEN ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR ABILITY TO MULTITASK...i bet all the men are jealous right now!!!!!!!!!!

[andet1987]

just a simple wo-man wrote:

<quoted text>WOMEN ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR ABILITY TO MULTITASK...i bet all the men are jealous right now!!!!!!!!!!

that is why my secretary is a woman. thank you women.

[woman]

I love to masturbate. It is so different to sex and has a right of its own. When a girl, I worked according the "once a day keeps the boys away" and had my daily near to God session of an hour or longer.

[Fish]

woman wrote:

I love to masturbate. It is so different to sex and has a right of its own. When a girl, I worked according the "once a day keeps the boys away" and had my daily near to God session of an hour or longer.

THAT is so hot!

[Fish]

andet1987 wrote:

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what is the female version of Master ? still Master
everyone has a Master's Degree in Masturbation.
there are only 2 choices in life:
either you are posting in Topix
or you are masturbating

Mistressbation?

[FundieSmacker]

andet1987 wrote:

<quoted text>
what is the female version of Master ? still Master
everyone has a Master's Degree in Masturbation.
there are only 2 choices in life:
either you are posting in Topix
or you are masturbating

Okay, so right now I'm not masturbating. I might get bored here though, so watch out! ROFLMAO

[FundieSmacker]

Fish wrote:

<quoted text>THAT is so hot!

She could put videos on Red Tube! ;>)

[Ocean56]

FundieSmacker wrote:

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She could put videos on Red Tube! ;>)

Okay, I give up, what's "red tube?" I know I'm going to feel soooooooooooo dumb when I see the answer! lol

S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

[Fish]

Ocean56 wrote:

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Okay, I give up, what's "red tube?" I know I'm going to feel soooooooooooo dumb when I see the answer! lol
S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

Let me join you in your ignorance. I have no idea what it is, either!

[Ocean56]

Fish wrote:

<quoted text>Let me join you in your ignorance. I have no idea what it is, either!

Hi Fish! Oh good, we can "feel dumb" on this one at the same time.:-)

S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

[Fish]

Ocean56 wrote:

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Hi Fish! Oh good, we can "feel dumb" on this one at the same time.:-)
S.I.N.= Self Inflicted NONSENSE

Whatever it is, I have a feeling it would be taboo to a fundie.

[andet1987]

FundieSmacker wrote:

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Okay, so right now I'm not masturbating. I might get bored here though, so watch out! ROFLMAO

:)

[callcheryforbran soncom]

Only if you're not with the RIGHT GUY! lol
I'm lucky, I married a great lover.
It would only be better than sex if ur lover is awful in bed.

[andet1987]

Fish wrote:

<quoted text>Mistressbation?

Fish, Dustin and you have one thing in common. you love coining new words. Gaysian (for Asian gay), etc. great minds = great imagination :)

[andet1987]

callcheryforbransoncom wrote:

Only if you're not with the RIGHT GUY! lol
I'm lucky, I married a great lover.
It would only be better than sex if ur lover is awful in bed.

congrats ! very compatible :)

[Mike]

No. The question should be is getting a really awesome BJ better than actual sex?

[treeforest]

andet1987 wrote:

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Fish, Dustin and you have one thing in common. you love coining new words. Gaysian (for Asian gay), etc. great minds = great imagination :)

Marybation?
Missbation?
Femmebation?
Better than male masturbation!

[I B Nutz]

If you're perspective partner is Hillary it is.