I masturbated and ejaculated in front...

I masturbated and ejaculated in front of crowds at my speeches.

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US Senator Dale Lee Agsby

Portsmouth, VA

#1 Oct 20, 2013
That is why there was a scandal that resulted in ruining my polictical career back in the late nineties, and I do not understand why the people did not swallow my antics, I mean what was the big deal? Come, on! People!
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#2 Oct 20, 2013
fictional
Cukegirl HGC at xHamster

Portsmouth, VA

#3 Oct 20, 2013
Howard Stern joked on his radio show about my being a member of DONGress.........

Well, he can say that about Anthony Weiner, now, too, aka "Carlos Danger".....

You can find the video at YouTube that shows me jerking off (and even cumming) in front of a lot of people at a political event, that was even covered by TV news and everything years ago.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#4 Oct 20, 2013
Well now, if you want to see an article/list/pictures of people who actually did such things, check out http://streetblastmedia.com/JakeWheat/tag/nak...
John Boehner SWINE

Portsmouth, VA

#5 Oct 21, 2013
hahaha
Carlos Danger

Portsmouth, VA

#6 Oct 21, 2013
Carlos Danger likes to cyber chat cyber sex online....

Tweeting pictures of his dick is something he does too.
Favorite Uncle

Portland, OR

#8 Oct 21, 2013
Not such a big deal really, I do that in front of crowds during the summertime pack a local river beach where everyone practices nudism, sometimes it's in front of an entire family but usually just adults. First I start by walking around casually through the knee-high grass with an erection, then I do it slowly stroking myself and I make note of the people get a little bit offended. So I don't go back in front of them, this last year my favorite incident was a family with three kids, oldest maybe 14. Both parents obviously liked what I was doing by the way they smiled at me, and the wife winked. The kids were looking on in interest so when I felt the unmistakable tangling the told me it was about to happen. It was them and maybe 20 other people on their blankets all around looking at me and I made sure I wouldn't get it on anybody, but I let them watch me stroking slowly as I stood there and leaned back, and then spewed out in a great white pearlescent, pungent arc into the sand. It was so wonderful, people were watching on some of them actually applauded and looted and yelled things like "way to go!" I walked away casually as my chubby slowly went down.
Jack U Late

Portsmouth, VA

#9 Oct 21, 2013
Ask if anyone is okay with receiving your semen onto their face?
JerkCoffee

Portsmouth, VA

#10 Oct 22, 2013
yeah that was an episode of "Brass Eye" funny

they did other shows like stuff about Pedo's
dad of 3

Portland, OR

#11 Oct 22, 2013
Hey, I thought I was the only one who did that![grinning]
Favorite Uncle wrote:
Not such a big deal really, I do that in front of crowds during the summertime pack a local river beach where everyone practices nudism, sometimes it's in front of an entire family but usually just adults. First I start by walking around casually through the knee-high grass with an erection, then I do it slowly stroking myself and I make note of the people get a little bit offended. So I don't go back in front of them, this last year my favorite incident was a family with three kids, oldest maybe 14. Both parents obviously liked what I was doing by the way they smiled at me, and the wife winked. The kids were looking on in interest so when I felt the unmistakable tangling the told me it was about to happen. It was them and maybe 20 other people on their blankets all around looking at me and I made sure I wouldn't get it on anybody, but I let them watch me stroking slowly as I stood there and leaned back, and then spewed out in a great white pearlescent, pungent arc into the sand. It was so wonderful, people were watching on some of them actually applauded and looted and yelled things like "way to go!" I walked away casually as my chubby slowly went down.
cipciu sikacz

Baltimore, MD

#12 Oct 23, 2013
dad of 3 wrote:
Hey, I thought I was the only one who did that![grinning]
<quoted text>
if you lose job and have 3 kids,the best solution is to stick your male part into meat grinder,make them hamburgers to eat on breakfast,this way 3 kids are going to have food, and you will be not able to have 4th kid?
so? go ahead?

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