Michael Jackson Jokes!

[Curtis Lowe]

How do we know Michael Jackson is really dead? Because he is no longer worthless.

[Curtis Lowe]

Did you hear blacks are upset that whites are mourning Michael Jackson? They are also upset that whites voted for Obama.

[Curtis Lowe]

Shocking real cause of death? He inhaled his nose and choked on it.

[Curtis Lowe]

Michael was not the most famous Jackson. Janet's nipple holds that title.

[Curtis Lowe]

I hear Michael wanted to be cremated and have his ashes dropped on Boys Town.

[Melt him - Make Legos]

Final autopsy report lists cause of death as food poisoning. He ate a 7 year old weiner.

I heard he wanted to be cremated but instead he was melted down and made into Lego blocks so little boys could play with him for a change.

[Curtis Lowe]

Melt him - Make Legos wrote:

Final autopsy report lists cause of death as food poisoning. He ate a 7 year old weiner.
I heard he wanted to be cremated but instead he was melted down and made into Lego blocks so little boys could play with him for a change.

7 year old weiner! Classic!

[just_zach]

*boy this is to soon*
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little boy blue?
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.

What does MJ have in common with target?
They both have little boys underwear half off.

What does MJ have in common with Mcdonnalds?
50 year old meat between 7 year old buns.

MJ you will be missed.

[Canadian Bud]

Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for the children of the world to be safe.

Mike died.

[Melt him - Make Legos]

OR......Maybe the food poisoning was caused by eating 12 year old nuts.

[Melt him - Make Legos]

What do Michael Jackson and a Wal-Mart bag have in common? One is white, plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds your purchases.

[Melt him - Make Legos]

What do Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett have in common? Both white women died the same day.

[Melt him - Make Legos]

Instead of being buried, Joe "Dollar Bill" Jackson decided to have his son cremated. Pepsi promised to get it right this time.

[Melt him - Make Legos]

Michael Jackson's will requests that his body be cremated and the ashes be placed in an Etch-A-Sketch so he can continue to enjoy the feeling of little hands on his knobs.

[Melt him - Make Legos]

Michael Jackson's will requests that he be buried at sea. He has chosen a special spot between two buoys.

[Idi O Syncrasy]

McDonald's has a NEW Michael Jackson Sandwich!

A 50 Year Old Wiener between 8 Year Old Buns.