How can I sell my soul?
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semo HOLLAND

Ijsselstein, Netherlands

#644 Jun 10, 2013
only the brain can control you !! so some people wants to go in your head !! soo BRAINWASH
Juannn

North Hollywood, CA

#648 Jul 23, 2013
Can you sell your soul in full moon ? Or may day is okay ?
sosa

Houston, TX

#652 Aug 26, 2013
To sell your soul you can make a contract saying what you want but read it over in over to make sure it everything then i dont know if you have to sign it with your blood but then you can look at a mirror in say a demons name over in over agen but you cant just sumen any demon their is a month a day in a time a demon can be summed or you can make a the satanic stare on the floor but your going to need some red in black candels in just say the demon name over in over agen but there's a month a day in hour to some a demon. The demon can appear to you throw many different ways if you do anything wrong when your sumening the demon it will screw you over. Remember it not easy it hard to mack you think about what your about to do
Mathew Stan

Gaborone, Botswana

#654 Sep 10, 2013
So one can'not sell your to the devil?If there's a way please tell me!!
Mathew Stan

Gaborone, Botswana

#655 Sep 10, 2013
i really want to sell my soul to the devil,if u know a way to do it please tell me
Yakasaki

Yangon, Myanmar

#656 Sep 28, 2013
People are saying sell my soul but it is really can sell? Satan really want to buy soul? Did Satan really do exist ? Why do Satan want to buy souls ?
That is possible ? I really want to konw. Anyone answer me please .
The Necromancer

Portland, OR

#657 Sep 28, 2013
To properly sell your soul to the dark one, he whose name must not be mentioned flippantly, here's what you do... first and foremost avoid masturbation or sex for one calendar month, allowing your product to build up within your body gave verily, near to the point of bursting free on its own! And then for the night of the full moon, on the basement floor directly under the bedroom of a virgin daughter as she slumbers peacefully, use red paint symbolizing a virgin's first blood to draw a pentagram. Then as the stroke of midnight approaches, remove all your clothing and stand nude in the center of the pentagram facing south. As the witching hour approaches [and remember, it's called that for a reason] work yourself to full erection and the goal is to be facing south and masturbating furiously and repeating the unholy verse of incantations found in the Necromacon (verse 13:13.13) You need to be reciting this verse, masturbating furiously and envisioning the horned one rising angrily from below and ejaculating the month's worth of accumulation, emptying your prostate just as stroke of midnight arrives!
Your lies

Cookeville, TN

#658 Sep 30, 2013
HATE IS POWER wrote:
ok ill tell you sense iam the devils worshiper.. im who decides who goes to hell. not heaven cause there is no such place as heaven. if you want to sell your soul to the devil then just close your eyes and say devil heres my soul what do you give me for it.. and see what happens..
it did not work I am very disappointed
Kenneth Uptain

Sandia Park, NM

#659 Oct 8, 2013
To sell your soul be alone and close your eyes and say "Satan I have a soul worth taking what will you give me for it" it may take a few times bt he will be there soon...

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#660 Oct 8, 2013
OMG dude, that is some seriously funny stuff! Great imagery, these forums need more creativity like this. Still chuckling 8-)
The Necromancer wrote:
To properly sell your soul to the dark one, he whose name must not be mentioned flippantly, here's what you do... first and foremost avoid masturbation or sex for one calendar month, allowing your product to build up within your body gave verily, near to the point of bursting free on its own! And then for the night of the full moon, on the basement floor directly under the bedroom of a virgin daughter as she slumbers peacefully, use red paint symbolizing a virgin's first blood to draw a pentagram. Then as the stroke of midnight approaches, remove all your clothing and stand nude in the center of the pentagram facing south. As the witching hour approaches [and remember, it's called that for a reason] work yourself to full erection and the goal is to be facing south and masturbating furiously and repeating the unholy verse of incantations found in the Necromacon (verse 13:13.13) You need to be reciting this verse, masturbating furiously and envisioning the horned one rising angrily from below and ejaculating the month's worth of accumulation, emptying your prostate just as stroke of midnight arrives!
Doctor REALITY

Conway, AR

#661 Oct 8, 2013
The moment you hear the Gospel Message of the Lord Jesus Christ, and then REFUSE it, the sands of the hourglass of God's mercy and patience begin to run. TODAY is the day of salvation!! For the Lord Jesus Christ has not promised that you will another opportunity to have your soul saved....tomorrow!!! The sands are running, and Satan....is WATCHING. Satan wants your SOUL more than all of the money in the world!!! And that's 4 REAL: Will the sands of God's hourglass of mercy and patience run out....on YOU??: http://www.bing.com/videos/search...
Gee

San Diego, CA

#663 Nov 27, 2013
How long will I live before the master comes knocking at my door
Lard Actin

Portsmouth, VA

#664 Nov 27, 2013
PartyPrincess1991 wrote:
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Its a figure of speech you sarcastic dumbass..
Remarkable! I was wondering how it would actually work!
jer

Port-of-spain, Trinidad and Tobago

#674 Jul 13, 2014
How to do it
Cosby

Europe

#679 Jul 21, 2014
Ask the devil himself if there isnt a God almighty.
Keep on saying its a lie and for that God doesnt exist. Be there lets see who screams and cries in the endtime.
Cant u see de mark of the beast 666 is on its way coming as de bible predicted. U dont repent . We shall see.
daughterofSatan

Nashua, NH

#690 May 12, 2015
HATE IS POWER wrote:
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ya i also feel bad for your brain to..((smh)) so many dumbasses so lil time..
Yeah and you are on of them!

“..A little kingdom...”

Since: Aug 14

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#692 May 13, 2015
Remember to demand the life-extension clause.
emma

Norway

#694 May 20, 2015
tracy wrote:
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have you ever tamperd wit him?
help me to sell my soul now
emma

Norway

#695 May 20, 2015
Juannn wrote:
Can you sell your soul in full moon ? Or may day is okay ?
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