How can I sell my soul?
unknown

Middlebury, CT

#609 Apr 4, 2013
all that sell your soul shit is a lie im getin wat i want on my own im gettin fame fortune an bitches without selling my soul its the illuminate that buys your soul first comes money alot of money gets u fame money an fame get u all the bitches u want an also tripy and i believe in lord an satan at the same dam time
mztza

Mesa, AZ

#610 Apr 5, 2013
Matt wrote:
I was wondering how I would be able to sell my soul?
I know there;s allot of religious people saying this and that all over so how do I sell it?
If I sell it what can I get for it?
Super powers? That would be sweet!
Also how would I go about getting it sold?
Can I do it on ebay?
Honestly people say you can sell your soul to the devil so how do you do it?
you think it's so easy,
apparently your soul is just an object to barter with for a price
would you give your home and furnishings or even your car for a price
you know it won't be enough for what you spent to get it,
it would be at a loss
now, your soul,
a one way ticket to paradise
and your willing to sell it
WOW
your selling YOURSELF at a LOSS
but if YOU insist, do it
just to let you know, i think you lost or sold your soul
ALONG TIME AGO

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#620 Apr 6, 2013
zander714 wrote:
RIP!!
Hello there. Is there some poor eejit that'll give me dosh for something non existent?
martis

United States

#622 Apr 7, 2013
I need the money in be a rapper number is 4193270911
Kaylin jenkins

United States

#624 Apr 10, 2013
I want too sell my soul so i can take care of my family
Devil worshiper

Tucson, AZ

#625 Apr 16, 2013
A TRUE PATRIOT wrote:
Why would you want to sell your soul? Becides it does not belong to you it belongs to God. Who created you in your mothers woumb and watched as you where formed in secret. He also assinged you a number of days to live.
Shut the f**k up your soul does not belong to that pu**y you call god, it's your soul you own it, the only person that can decide what to do with it is your self, and god didn't make put us inside our mothers womb some man did when he f**ked the sh*t out of her and busted inside her, that's what makes people not f**king god! Your stupid as sh*t.

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#627 Apr 16, 2013
Devil worshiper wrote:
<quoted text>
Shut the f**k up your soul does not belong to that pu**y you call god, it's your soul you own it, the only person that can decide what to do with it is your self, and god didn't make put us inside our mothers womb some man did when he f**ked the sh*t out of her and busted inside her, that's what makes people not f**king god! Your stupid as sh*t.
Oh my, you are one angry Devil...:)
Dakota

Ashland, KY

#629 May 3, 2013
Can't anyone be serious? There isn't only one God Satan is a god too and there are many other gods Satan is the Darkest most wicked god. If you want to find out how to sell your soul there are witchcraft books to summon Satan... I'd advise you to think about what you really want from this Satan is a hard bargain but your soul is worth something... Some souls are worth more or less but you better put a good price on it.
Dakota

Ashland, KY

#630 May 3, 2013
Christianity isn't the oldest religion... The older religions have many gods why the fuck do you all believe in that dumbass bible don't you see what is going on in this world? The weak will die first if you are a nice person that can't do shit that you call a sin sorry you are weak. Only the evil will live when shit popps off

Since: Apr 13

Meycauayan, Philippines

#631 May 3, 2013
Try black magic and sell your soul to elementals. Or maybe just go to Craigslist :)
michael

Virginia, VA

#632 May 6, 2013
My name is michael . i live in Chicago i am happily married with two kids and a lovely wife and something terrible happen to my family along the line, I lost my job and my wife packed out of my house because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular time. I manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in my life, i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he took me to a spell caster and the name of temple is called (okutamenvascospell) i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife will come back to me and after the wonderful work of okutamenvascospell my wife came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i advice you if you have any problem email him with this E-mail; [email protected] and you will have the best result. take things for granted and it will be taking from you.I wish you all the best.
Julia Perez

Lawrence, MA

#633 May 22, 2013
I just wish I was born anotomically correct.
Doctor REALITY

United States

#634 May 23, 2013
The moment you become aware of the Gospel Message of the Lord Jesus Christ, and you make a decision to forsake accepting Him, your soul becomes the property of Satan the devil,and it remains his 'rightful property' unless you REPENT and accept the Lord Jesus Christ before you leave this current world.

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#635 May 24, 2013
craigslist haha

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michael

Los Angeles, CA

#637 May 27, 2013
who ever is reading this testimony today should please celebrate with me and my family because it all started like a joke to some people and others said it was impossible. my name is michael i live in chicago i am happily married with two kids and a lovely wife something terrible happen to my family along the line, i lost my job and my wife packed out of my house because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular time. i manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in my life i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he took me to a spell caster and and the name of the temple is called, okundonorgreatspell, i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife will come back to me after the wonderful work of okundonorgreatspell, my wife came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i advice you if you have any problem email him with this email: [email protected] and you will have the best result. take things for granted and it will be take from you. i wish you all the best.
Doctor REALITY

United States

#638 May 27, 2013
The very moment you become FULLY AWARE of the Gospel Message of the Lord Jesus Christ......the sands of God's patience and mercy begin to run. And Satan the devil.....IS WATCHING. You only have ONE THING that his evil, wicked eyes desire: And that's....Y-O-U-R S-O-U-L. That Lord Jesus Christ said 'TODAY is the Day of salvation, for you are not promised tomorrow!!':
Raven

Surprise, AZ

#639 May 30, 2013
Your bible says god owns my soul? Really because last time I checked I never asked for life or a soul. So If I tell you here and now I have no soul but exsist to simple exsist will your god smite me.......no then ask yourself a simple question am I above your god who forced this life upon me or has he long since abandoned his creations. Just a thought for all of you who believe without question. On a positive note life goes on god or no god.
Matt

Brevard, NC

#641 Jun 7, 2013
HATE IS POWER wrote:
im just gonna make fun of ever person who posts something dumb.. so beward jackasses..
When trying to appear smarter than everyone else, use a spell check. Just sayin.
West Coast Dave

Portland, OR

#642 Jun 8, 2013
Well Matt, here's what you do – clear all the furniture and carpeting out of your room or maybe the basement floor so it's bear, and using red chalk you draw a pentagram exactly 72 inches point-to-point. Then at each point you like a black candle, and then sit naked with your legs crossed "Indian style" in the exact center of the pentagram. Get relaxed as if you are meditating, and then you chant the satanic mantra "O-wha Ta-goo Sy-amm!" over and over again until you feel the temperature dropped markedly in the room. That's when you will know that you have summoned to the Prince of Darkness and King of Liars and at that point you tell him what you want, and you have to purposely make the statement you are willing to trade your soul for it – be it money, fame, whatever. Then when you feel him fondling your gonads from the other realm until you are fully aroused, you wait for him to finish and then just go about your normal life, and wait for it to happen. Good luck!
Kerry Neff

Smartt, TN

#643 Jun 8, 2013
I sold mine to Topix. It cost me my wife and kids, job, house, and friends.
But, look at me! I'm on Topix!

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