How can I sell my soul?

[Matt]

I was wondering how I would be able to sell my soul?
I know there;s allot of religious people saying this and that all over so how do I sell it?
If I sell it what can I get for it?
Super powers? That would be sweet!
Also how would I go about getting it sold?
Can I do it on ebay?
Honestly people say you can sell your soul to the devil so how do you do it?

[A TRUE PATRIOT]

Why would you want to sell your soul? Becides it does not belong to you it belongs to God. Who created you in your mothers woumb and watched as you where formed in secret. He also assinged you a number of days to live.

[Matt]

A TRUE PATRIOT wrote:

Why would you want to sell your soul? Becides it does not belong to you it belongs to God. Who created you in your mothers woumb and watched as you where formed in secret. He also assinged you a number of days to live.

So one cannot sell your soul to the devil?
If theres a way please tell me!!!

[PartyPrincess199 1]

Matt wrote:

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So one cannot sell your soul to the devil?
If theres a way please tell me!!!

Its a figure of speech you sarcastic dumbass..

[V for Vendetta]

Matt wrote:

I was wondering how I would be able to sell my soul?
I know there;s allot of religious people saying this and that all over so how do I sell it?
If I sell it what can I get for it?
Super powers? That would be sweet!
Also how would I go about getting it sold?
Can I do it on ebay?
Honestly people say you can sell your soul to the devil so how do you do it?

You have to have one in order to sell one (or at least believe you do).

:)

[Dogone It]

Matt wrote:

I was wondering how I would be able to sell my soul?
I know there;s allot of religious people saying this and that all over so how do I sell it?
If I sell it what can I get for it?
Super powers? That would be sweet!
Also how would I go about getting it sold?
Can I do it on ebay?
Honestly people say you can sell your soul to the devil so how do you do it?

yup, its on ebay. >99 cents and free shipping...only 20 seconds left...I won! hooray!

if its evil can i get refund?

[HATE IS POWER]

ok ill tell you sense iam the devils worshiper.. im who decides who goes to hell. not heaven cause there is no such place as heaven. if you want to sell your soul to the devil then just close your eyes and say devil heres my soul what do you give me for it.. and see what happens..

[Matt]

V for Vendetta wrote:

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You have to have one in order to sell one (or at least believe you do).
:)

Well if I have one or part of one how do I do it?
Do I say DEVIL APPEAR BEFORE ME!!!???
Seriously we gotta sign documents and everything so how do I go about this?
If you say my soul isn;t mine but gods then it wouldn;t be mine....
So how I do this...I'll welcome damnation if I could have spidey powers!!!

[HATE IS POWER]

A TRUE PATRIOT wrote:

Why would you want to sell your soul? Becides it does not belong to you it belongs to God. Who created you in your mothers woumb and watched as you where formed in secret. He also assinged you a number of days to live.

who ever told you that lied to you. god did not make you.. the universe did you dumbass...

[TLJ]

Dogone It wrote:

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yup, its on ebay. >99 cents and free shipping...only 20 seconds left...I won! hooray!
if its evil can i get refund?

I don't know if he has an evil soul or not...but I hear theres a spaghetti stain on it!

[more deaf than dumb]

Matt wrote:

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So one cannot sell your soul to the devil?
If theres a way please tell me!!!

Vote for Democrats

[ralphie]

you do it every day you do nothing.

[HATE IS POWER]

ralphie wrote:

you do it every day you do nothing.

that made no sense at all..((smh)) i feel bad for your brain because you never get a chance to use it..

[Thumper]

A TRUE PATRIOT wrote:

Why would you want to sell your soul? Becides it does not belong to you it belongs to God. Who created you in your mothers woumb and watched as you where formed in secret. He also assinged you a number of days to live.

Why would you want to do such a thing? Listen to what Jesus said: Mark 8:36-37 “For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?" If you take time to understand this, you may conclude that ownership of the entire world is not worth losing your soul for. The breath you have right now is not your own, and can be taken away from you any minute. Use your time on this earth to give praise and glory to the one who made you, and gave you a taste of life and eternity.

We are of three parts" 1- spirit (the eternal part of man), 2- body (the part that you and I can see, and touch) 3- soul (the life of the body) the part that unites body and spirit, making us one. The soul is the breath which was breathed into Adam causing him to become a living soul. Genesis 2:7 “And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul". I pray that God will give you the answer to whatever problem that makes you even entertain such a thought, and hopefully you will find that there is a purpose for you to be here, since you did not create yourself, causing you to make peace with your Creator by accepting the gift of eternal life, through Jesus Christ, his son, who was sacrificed for you and I, on Calvary's cross.

[HATE IS POWER]

TLJ wrote:

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I don't know if he has an evil soul or not...but I hear theres a spaghetti stain on it!

ya i also feel bad for your brain to..((smh)) so many dumbasses so lil time..

[Thumper]

Matt wrote:

I was wondering how I would be able to sell my soul?
I know there;s allot of religious people saying this and that all over so how do I sell it?
If I sell it what can I get for it?
Super powers? That would be sweet!
Also how would I go about getting it sold?
Can I do it on ebay?
Honestly people say you can sell your soul to the devil so how do you do it?

Sorry TP. My response was to Matt.

Why would you want to do such a thing? Listen to what Jesus said: Mark 8:36-37 “For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?" If you take time to understand this, you may conclude that ownership of the entire world is not worth losing your soul for. The breath you have right now is not your own, and can be taken away from you any minute. Use your time on this earth to give praise and glory to the one who made you, and gave you a taste of life and eternity.

We are of three parts" 1- spirit (the eternal part of man), 2- body (the part that you and I can see, and touch) 3- soul (the life of the body) the part that unites body and spirit, making us one. The soul is the breath which was breathed into Adam causing him to become a living soul. Genesis 2:7 “And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul". I pray that God will give you the answer to whatever problem that makes you even entertain such a thought, and hopefully you will find that there is a purpose for you to be here, since you did not create yourself, causing you to make peace with your Creator by accepting the gift of eternal life, through Jesus Christ, his son, who was sacrificed for you and I, on Calvary's cross

[HATE IS POWER]

Matt wrote:

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Well if I have one or part of one how do I do it?
Do I say DEVIL APPEAR BEFORE ME!!!???
Seriously we gotta sign documents and everything so how do I go about this?
If you say my soul isn;t mine but gods then it wouldn;t be mine....
So how I do this...I'll welcome damnation if I could have spidey powers!!!

your a complete royal dumbass. selling your soul isnt a joke. when you sell your soul to the devil when you die your satan's slave till the end of time.. gosh people in this f***in world dont no anything...((smh))

[HATE IS POWER]

Dogone It wrote:

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yup, its on ebay. >99 cents and free shipping...only 20 seconds left...I won! hooray!
if its evil can i get refund?

ya i dont even no what to say to you. your dumber then the person who made this post.. your like the king of dumbasses.. congrats..((smh))

[HATE IS POWER]

im just gonna make fun of ever person who posts something dumb.. so beward jackasses..

[Armo]

Matt wrote:

I was wondering how I would be able to sell my soul?
I know there;s allot of religious people saying this and that all over so how do I sell it?
If I sell it what can I get for it?
Super powers? That would be sweet!
Also how would I go about getting it sold?
Can I do it on ebay?
Honestly people say you can sell your soul to the devil so how do you do it?

If YOU don't want your soul, what makes you think anyone else wants it.