Yo First Lady is so Fat Jokes!
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mediacoverup

Raleigh, NC

#95 Oct 28, 2009
she so fat the oval office is in between her thighs

she so black i stand next to her to get free nighttime minutes
Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#96 Nov 18, 2009
Yo First Lady is so fat, The President plans to pardon a turkey next week, but the First Lady does not.

Since: Jul 09

Fremont, CA

#98 Apr 18, 2010
Shit the last fat first lady was Babs Bush.
Michelle Obama is the picture of health...no fat there.
Ben Tillman

Camden, SC

#99 Apr 18, 2010
She's so fat,if you tell her to haul ass,it takes six trips.

Since: Jul 09

Fremont, CA

#101 Apr 18, 2010
Curtis Lowe wrote:
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Who are you tryin to kid? Michelle's ass is so fat, Peterbilt made special Islamic mud flaps for her.
At least you spelled Pererbilt right...so few people do.
Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#102 Apr 18, 2010
Longshoreman wrote:
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At least you spelled Pererbilt right...so few people do.
You think that was impressive? Yo First Lady is so fat, Antidisestablishmentarianists throw twinkies at her to make her dance.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#103 Oct 18, 2011
Yo First Lady is so fat, she could occupy Wall Street by herself.
Curtis Lowe

United States

#104 Apr 8, 2012
Curtis Lowe wrote:
Yo first lady is so fat, she uses Michael J. Fox as a vibrator.
Moochelle Obama, "If I had a son, he'd look like the mailman."
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#105 Apr 8, 2012
Curtis Lowe wrote:
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Moochelle Obama, "If I had a son, he'd look like the mailman."
or pizza delivery man
Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#106 Aug 4, 2012
andet1987 wrote:
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or pizza delivery man
Yo First Lady is so fat, Papa John has to roll her in dough to find the wet spot.
NObama

Kalispell, MT

#107 Aug 5, 2012
Yo First Lady is so fat, Barack had to pass another 13 digit porkulus bill just to feed her.
NObama

Kalispell, MT

#108 Aug 5, 2012
Yo First Lady is so fat, Air Force One now has an oversized cargo door.
NObama

Kalispell, MT

#109 Aug 5, 2012
Yo First Lady is so fat, Goodyear is considering her as a replacement for their their blimp.
NObama

Kalispell, MT

#110 Aug 5, 2012
Yo First Lady is so fat, Hostess may actualy survive if Barack is given a second term.

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