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#1 Oct 5, 2012
Come sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a f#$cked up trip
That started in 2008, with no citizenship
The mate was a goofy Klingon man
The skipper Kenyan for sure
American’s yelled out that day,“We’re screwed for sure!”
“We’re screwed for sure!”
The media failed to be tough
America was tossed
If not for the courage of the Tea Party, America would be lost
America would be lost!
The shit got thick while jobs were lost as the media continued to smile
Two bail outs
QE one and QE two
The movie stars
Were giggling and tittering
While America died.
“Just a lil' humor there.....”
Since: Sep 12
OR NOT .... <[;-)
#2 Oct 5, 2012
Good Morning Curtis.
Got some mittens ready for the upcoming seasons change?
#3 Oct 5, 2012
So that's the tale of the bastard's reign
it seems like a long long time
We have made the best of things
but it's an uphill climb
The first mate and the skipper too
will do their very best
to make us all uncomfortable
and all socilasits
No Coal, No oil, Electric Motor Cars
and Tax your luxuries
Like Hugo's Venezuela
As miserable as can be
So join us in November friends
You'll sure be filled with glee
While we send that stupid knicker
Back to Hawaii!!!
#4 Oct 5, 2012
I fart ups your nose custus aho!
#5 Oct 5, 2012
That's funny. I'd thought you were talking about the place that elitists think they're going to escape to after they've driven the country so far into the ground that it dissolves into horrific civil war.
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