Job Offers Pouring In For Sarah Palin

Gov. Sarah Palin hasn't said what she'll do next , but the offers are pouring in.

[Jim Trebowski]

AP WIRE: SARAH PALIN BEING OFFERED ROLE IN NEW TELEVISION SERIES: SARAH-WARRIOR SALMON-SLAYER

[Gordo]

I believe Hefner has a standing offer on the table for her to make some serious bucks if she would do a spread for Playboy. Maybe that is what prompted the resignation.

[Not Surprised]

Gordo wrote:

I believe Hefner has a standing offer on the table for her to make some serious bucks if she would do a spread for Playboy. Maybe that is what prompted the resignation.

Sure he will...it's amazing the things you can do with Photoshop and photography software...they may be able to take out the BJ wrinkles from around her lips, which became so much more pronounced in the last 2 years.

She could probably make $110 an hour as a callgirl; $150 if she doesn't talk.

[Cats]

I didn't think there were that many fast food restaurants in Alaska.

"You want fries with that?"

[The REAL Deal]

I got a job for her...heh-heh...Clean my house!!

[US of A]

Gordo wrote:

I believe Hefner has a standing offer on the table for her to make some serious bucks if she would do a spread for Playboy. Maybe that is what prompted the resignation.

just what we want to see, some old hammer posing for playboy...no thanks. lol.

[DILF]

How many of these offers DO NOT require knee pads?

[Patrick]

Sarah Palin is a nut case!!! Nothing she does would suprise me!!

[MCZ]

Yeah, I got a "job" for her ...

all that winking at me did something!

[The REAL Deal]

DILF wrote:

How many of these offers DO NOT require knee pads?

I have carpet.

[Jim Trebowski]

we should be ashamed of ourselves laughing at the intellectually challenged.

[Watch It Closely]

Who's going to want to hire her--she's already demonstrated that she can't hold down a job.

Man, if bloggers can make her quit, imagine what would have happened if she had been elected (God forbid) and had to face criticism from world leaders.

[Idi O Syncrasy]

Cats wrote:

I didn't think there were that many fast food restaurants in Alaska.
"You want fries with that?"

Anchorage H00ters made her an offer she can't refuse.

[DILF]

The REAL Deal wrote:

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I have carpet.

You don't shave?

At all?

[okimar]

Not Surprised wrote:

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Sure he will...it's amazing the things you can do with Photoshop and photography software...they may be able to take out the BJ wrinkles from around her lips, which became so much more pronounced in the last 2 years.
She could probably make $110 an hour as a callgirl; $150 if she doesn't talk.

Too bad that won't work for you.... ha ha ha (Is that OBAMA I see bouncing off your chin?) ha ha ha

[Patrick K]

Bristol smarter than her mom???

[audacity of deceit]

Now children, calm down or your mommie will take away your thumb!

[Grady]

Patrick wrote:

Sarah Palin is a nut case!!! Nothing she does would suprise me!!

Just a matter of opinion, & opinions are like elbows, everyone has got 1 or 2.You have a right to yours,so do I. I think she is a great lady who is not happy with the way this country is being trashed.I rather have her in the oval office than obama.

[catch22]

[ UPI ]
Mustang Ranch to hire Palin a hooker.

http://mustangranch/palin/hook er.com

[Laughing]

Yes thats it she should be a hooker,she,s good at takin her clothes off and a good teacher at to look at little miss Bristol,still not married,carrying around a little bastard.Then wants to preach safe sex to teen kids. How sweet of her.Yelp the best job for her is a hooker. Hint charge more when your hair is pined up