Pope jokes.
Freewheeling Franklin

Hedel, Netherlands

#1 Mar 29, 2010
Why does the pope wear such a wide and long robe?

It must hold at least two childrens under it with room for them to switch position.
Freewheeling Franklin

Hedel, Netherlands

#2 Mar 29, 2010
Why do they hang the "do not disturb" sign on the door to his private quarters ?

They don't want him to come undone.
Freewheeling Franklin

Hedel, Netherlands

#3 Mar 29, 2010
Does the pope love us -his sheeps ?

Sure, but he loves childrens best.
Freewheeling Franklin

Hedel, Netherlands

#4 Mar 30, 2010
What does a pope do when one of his swiss guards kills a couple of colleagues ?

He thanks him for taking care of the witnesses.
Freewheeling Franklin

Hedel, Netherlands

#5 Mar 30, 2010
How did the pope break his wrist?

He shook his lully real hard.
Wowbagger the Prolonged

Since: Aug 10

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#6 Aug 30, 2010
Now this is one funny thread!

Why can't i come up with some funny jokes too!

I'll squeeze my brain and try something.
Wowbagger the Prolonged

Since: Aug 10

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#7 Sep 5, 2010
Well, waddyaknow!

Da pope's "monitoring the stoning of a woman"...

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/09/05/ira...

What a difference he will make, da sucka!
dreety

Netherlands

#10 Sep 29, 2010
Hail hail!!
The popes in jail!
Sitting on a parcel, finger up his [email protected]!
Wowbagger the Prolonged

Since: Aug 10

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#11 Sep 29, 2010
Pope Been-a-d!ck-thus the XVIth
are you black

Los Angeles, CA

#12 Sep 24, 2011
Freewheeling Franklin wrote:
Why does the pope wear such a wide and long robe?
It must hold at least two childrens under it with room for them to switch position.
You said, "...it must hold at least two childrens under it...". You have to be black, or dumb.

Since: Jan 11

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#13 Sep 24, 2011
How does the bishop know the pope is gay?

He can taste shit on his dick!!

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