And here is weird logical leap number two.<quoted text>
I'm never shocked where perversion stops (it doesn't).
However, you just judged a relationship as distinct and not equal.
You clearly don't believe your own claim. You just want to apply an arbitrary exception to marriage.
Clearly not legit.
Under current law, we have marriage laws. And with marriage laws, there are marriage rights. Therefore, if you are married you are guaranteed these rights. At least, you should be guaranteed said rights.
If you aren't married, you don't qualify for marriage rights under our current laws. That should be fairly simple to understand.
So. I still do believe my claim.