I have a high level of enthusiasm on the potential success of this project! To move my hiring along, I've written, taken and scored my own aptitude test. I would add that I did surprisingly well on it.<quoted text>
Miss Dazzle says:
"*Reads Princess Sue's memo, puts on lipstick, pull out aptitude tests, mental exam paperwork, cup for urine sample, cup for poo sample, calls Bella to get ready to draw blood*"
You know where to report Chili. And welcome to the Official Complaint Department.
I also completed my own mental exam and, frankly I was just a bit disappointed with my test results. So I've completed a follow-up test and declared myself to be extremely mentally competent.
You should have already received my samples. I've also faxed the results from them to Ms. Dazzle. I've made my own ID and parking pass. Thank you for the warm welcome to OCD.*yawning slightly*
Don't get up, I'll find my way to my new office. Please hold my calls, I'll be reading the orientation memo and procedures manual. Gee, I'd forgotten how darned exhausting this new hire process is.
*stretching and rubbing eyes, he walks into new office, closes the blinds, turns off the lights, adjusts the chair, forwards the phone to voice mail, pulls sleeping mask over eyes and promptly nods off*