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“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1970 May 16, 2012
Princess Sue wrote:
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Miss Dazzle says:
"*Reads Princess Sue's memo, puts on lipstick, pull out aptitude tests, mental exam paperwork, cup for urine sample, cup for poo sample, calls Bella to get ready to draw blood*"
You know where to report Chili. And welcome to the Official Complaint Department.
I have a high level of enthusiasm on the potential success of this project! To move my hiring along, I've written, taken and scored my own aptitude test. I would add that I did surprisingly well on it.

I also completed my own mental exam and, frankly I was just a bit disappointed with my test results. So I've completed a follow-up test and declared myself to be extremely mentally competent.

You should have already received my samples. I've also faxed the results from them to Ms. Dazzle. I've made my own ID and parking pass. Thank you for the warm welcome to OCD.*yawning slightly*

Don't get up, I'll find my way to my new office. Please hold my calls, I'll be reading the orientation memo and procedures manual. Gee, I'd forgotten how darned exhausting this new hire process is.

*stretching and rubbing eyes, he walks into new office, closes the blinds, turns off the lights, adjusts the chair, forwards the phone to voice mail, pulls sleeping mask over eyes and promptly nods off*

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1971 May 17, 2012
Goo morning, Random threadsters. Her's hoping all of you are having a super day!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1972 May 17, 2012
Goo morning, good morning, what the heck?*blushing slightly*

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#1973 May 17, 2012
Chilli J wrote:
Goo morning, good morning, what the heck?*blushing slightly*
A little "baby" talk never hurt anyone Chilli.:) lol

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1974 May 17, 2012
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>A little "baby" talk never hurt anyone Chilli.:) lol
Thanks for your kind words! Goo morning Hatti!

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#1975 May 17, 2012
Hello everyone! Chili, I love the posts. We'd really like you to join us on that other thread.

:)

“Not asking”

Since: Jul 11

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#1976 May 17, 2012
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>A little "baby" talk never hurt anyone Chilli.:) lol
Ah. It's talk baby talk day. I missed the memo, but it explains a lot about what going on at work today.
Time to head out and pick up formula and pacifiers. And a WHOLE lot of diapers.
The babies are extra fussy today.

Goo Morning past, to you Chilli ;)

I wonder if Gloop knows that it's baby talk day. Maybe it will "Goo" us today.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1977 May 17, 2012
Princess Sue wrote:
Hello everyone! Chili, I love the posts. We'd really like you to join us on that other thread.
:)
I thought they were okay. I was chuckling to myself a bit as I wrote them. I read a few of the posts on the other thread and was amused by the glaring over-the-top bureaucracy of it all. I might not be able to keep up with you cool kids on there, but if you'd really like for me to, I'll pop in, as my time permits. Thanks.:)

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#1978 May 17, 2012
Chilli J wrote:
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I thought they were okay. I was chuckling to myself a bit as I wrote them. I read a few of the posts on the other thread and was amused by the glaring over-the-top bureaucracy of it all. I might not be able to keep up with you cool kids on there, but if you'd really like for me to, I'll pop in, as my time permits. Thanks.:)
We'd really love to have you. Yes, we are crazy over there!

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#1979 May 17, 2012
Miss Dazzle is ready with your new employee packet!
Snow Hill Ghost

Chesterfield, MO

#1980 Jun 4, 2012
BeneGesserit wrote:
These are not the spammers you are looking for.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! !!!!!!!!!

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#1982 Jun 6, 2012
Yo random threadsters!!

What's going down?

Yo Catcher, Ladyhawthorne, Hatti, Princess, Chilli, Wabbit, Gloopie.

<3

“Not asking”

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#1983 Jun 6, 2012
Double Fine wrote:
Yo random threadsters!!
What's going down?
Yo Catcher, Ladyhawthorne, Hatti, Princess, Chilli, Wabbit, Gloopie.
<3
Hey DF. Now that you mention it, we have not been blessed with the Gloop's presence in a while...
Gloop should set up a paypal account and hire out to do drive-by Gloopings.
I know of a couple of posters that are in need of a Glooping.
And what ever happened to that little tree? Did it finally die from lack of watering?

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#1984 Jun 6, 2012
Ladyhawthorne wrote:
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Hey DF. Now that you mention it, we have not been blessed with the Gloop's presence in a while...
Gloop should set up a paypal account and hire out to do drive-by Gloopings.
I know of a couple of posters that are in need of a Glooping.
And what ever happened to that little tree? Did it finally die from lack of watering?
Methinks so.

I always helped out though

“Not asking”

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#1985 Jun 6, 2012
Double Fine wrote:
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Methinks so.
I always helped out though
You did. And you never peed on it, even once.
Topix is not a hospitable enviroment for things like trees.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1986 Jun 6, 2012
Ladyhawthorne wrote:
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You did. And you never peed on it, even once.
Topix is not a hospitable enviroment for things like trees.
Excuse the intrusion into this chat, but some days, it appears that Topix is not a hospitable environment, IMHO, for any life form. Flora, fauna, nada! Hahaha!

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#1987 Jun 6, 2012
Chilli J wrote:
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Excuse the intrusion into this chat, but some days, it appears that Topix is not a hospitable environment, IMHO, for any life form. Flora, fauna, nada! Hahaha!
Thanks. Now I have that song, Na Na Hey Hey, Kiss it Goodbye" stuck in my head.
And Topix should be an IDEAL enviroment for flora at least. Plenty of manure to be had, lots of CO2 from people flapping their cyber blow holes...
And don't get me started on the fauna. Vermin DO count as fauna, right?

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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" Live, Laugh, Love "

#1988 Jun 6, 2012
I have nothing witty to say ..... so I'll just say........ hello :)

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#1989 Jun 6, 2012
Double Fine wrote:
Yo random threadsters!!
What's going down?
Yo Catcher, Ladyhawthorne, Hatti, Princess, Chilli, Wabbit, Gloopie.
<3
Hey DF! <3 I noticed you had points in the game on the Topix Forum Leader Board.

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#1990 Jun 6, 2012
Chilli J wrote:
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Excuse the intrusion into this chat, but some days, it appears that Topix is not a hospitable environment, IMHO, for any life form. Flora, fauna, nada! Hahaha!
Some threads more than others!

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