lets share a laugh..

[Lee]

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[Lee]

here is a fun game.... http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/

[Blessed are the Merciful]

Lee wrote:

here is a fun game.... http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/

Thanks...Lee. thanks really...hahaha

[Blessed are the Merciful]

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress pretends not to notice and asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again, the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time ?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

Just a recent e-mail I recieved...hahaha.

[andet1987]

it took me about 4 times before succeeding at the maze.

[Lee]

Blessed are the Merciful wrote:

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress pretends not to notice and asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again, the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time ?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
Just a recent e-mail I recieved...hahaha.

oh that was funny.. i almost peed my self.. thank you...

[Lee]

andet1987 wrote:

it took me about 4 times before succeeding at the maze.

was it fun????

[Lee]

Blessed are the Merciful wrote:

<quoted text>
Thanks...Lee. thanks really...hahaha

oh you are welcome.. fun huh?

[Lee]

http://search.yahoo.com/search...

[WWE FAN 91]

I'm here Lee.

[WWE FAN 91]

Three elderly sisters are sitting around chatting about variuos things. One of the sisters says, "I am getting really forgetful yesterday I was standing at the top of the stairs and couldn't remember if I was going down or had just come up." The second sister says, "thats nothing. Last week I was sitting on the edge of my bed and could remember if I was going to lay down or had just woke up." The third sister smiles smugly, "Well my memory is as sharp as it's always been, knock on wood." She taps the table. "You sit still. I'll answer the door."

[LEE]

WWE FAN 91 wrote:

I'm here Lee.

YIPEEE.. YOU GO BOY.. AWESOME...LETS TRY TO GET LYN HERE.

[LEE]

WWE FAN 91 wrote:

Three elderly sisters are sitting around chatting about variuos things. One of the sisters says, "I am getting really forgetful yesterday I was standing at the top of the stairs and couldn't remember if I was going down or had just come up." The second sister says, "thats nothing. Last week I was sitting on the edge of my bed and could remember if I was going to lay down or had just woke up." The third sister smiles smugly, "Well my memory is as sharp as it's always been, knock on wood." She taps the table. "You sit still. I'll answer the door."

Love it.. we can do this alllll day or night. you got great jokes.. i am so glad you are here.. did you play the maze game?

[Lyn1]

Blessed are the Merciful wrote:

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress pretends not to notice and asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again, the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time ?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
Just a recent e-mail I recieved...hahaha.

Hahahaha, that's a good one. I am trying to rouse myself up and its good to come to laughter.

[LEE]

Lyn1 wrote:

<quoted text>Hahahaha, that's a good one. I am trying to rouse myself up and its good to come to laughter.

oh i am so glad you are here.. we need fun....

[Lyn1]

Hi everybody, had a short nap, so now I MIGHT be able to participate where you will understand what I type. You are off to a good start - didn't anybody see my joke? Didn't you think mine was funny? Lee, I sure do hope the TARES don't follow Lee over here. I went there first and saw where you posted the link to here for him. I was hoping that you would have posted on the other one where he was. That one is still safe, that forum is under attack and we are going to have run them away with the Word. BATM if you start posting some of those links that you do so well, that will be a great start, and we can start doing bible scriptures and just let them read on THEM! And mainly we will TOTALLY IGNORE them, well as much as we can.

[Lyn1]

Okay here is mine AGAIN. It was the first one and you all missed it!

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another baatch he asks the little old lady, "why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth," she replied. The puzzled dreive asks, "then....why do you buy them?" The old lady replied, "we just love the chocolate around them!"

[WWE FAN 91]

Lyn1 wrote:

Okay here is mine AGAIN. It was the first one and you all missed it!
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another baatch he asks the little old lady, "why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth," she replied. The puzzled dreive asks, "then....why do you buy them?" The old lady replied, "we just love the chocolate around them!"

I told you that was funny Auntie Lyn.

[LEE]

Lyn1 wrote:

Okay here is mine AGAIN. It was the first one and you all missed it!
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another baatch he asks the little old lady, "why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth," she replied. The puzzled dreive asks, "then....why do you buy them?" The old lady replied, "we just love the chocolate around them!"

ohh that is
gross.. but really, really funny. lol. big times.. ilove it....thank you so much...

[WWE FAN 91]

Hickory dickory dock. The mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries