Obama Term II, Welcome to Duloc!

Obama Term II, Welcome to Duloc!

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Odessa, TX

#1 Feb 2, 2013
Welcome to Duloc
It's a perfect town
Now we have some rules
Let us lay them down.
Duloc is the perfect place

Pretend Beyonce can sing
Don't make fun of the King
Ignore Michelle's face
Don't mention her race
Duloc is the perfect place

Please obey all the rules
Unless you're liberal fools
Get rid of that gun
And don't have any fun
Duloc is the perfect place

Our Constitution sucks
You Tea Party fucks
If you can't handle the pace
We'll spray you with mace
Cause Duloc is
Duloc is
Duloc is the perfect place

Odessa, TX

#2 Feb 2, 2013
Where's the ogre and donkey to save us from this little prick?

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