#76941 May 6, 2013
"I often say things like this when strangers bring up the sky-wizard in public, and its a whole lot of fun. I like to keep it going awkwardly long though, ideally until I just can't hold in the laughter one second longer and I erupt.
Its just too fun and easy to toy with people who can't even tell the difference between reality and poorly written fairy-tales; I usually just can't even help myself. I think life is simply far too short to pass up any moments of pure comedic gold.
Plus, people seriously need to learn to keep that shit to themselves if they don't want to get laughed at."
Religion is a mental disorder:
Reasons religion is a form of Mental Illness:
(3) Denial/Inability to learn
(4) Inability to distinguish fantasy from reality
(6) Emotional Abuse
#76942 May 6, 2013
Even the most evil, most wicked men to ever live on earth will stand before the Throne of Christ one Day.
#76943 May 7, 2013
You're humiliating yourself on an international forum and should be totally ashamed of yourself for being so scared shitless of dying that you're a willing slave to intolerance and violence inciting Dark Ages dogma.
You're the most completely brainwashed and dangerously delusional religiously retarded imbecilic sociopathic evolution and death denying fundiseased redneck Christian gotbot in the history of topix and should spend the rest of your absolutely worthless life confined to a mental institution, you stark raving mad insane lunatic!
#76945 May 7, 2013
Jesus is the most wonderful thing is my life. I find comfort in him in the darkest times. He is alive. Those who fail to believe will regret it one day. I pray that everyone figures it out before judgment day. Judgement day will come sometime in the near future....god, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are one in the same.
#76946 May 7, 2013
Obviously, you have no life. It's an irrefutable historical fact that organized religion is a hoax and the biblical Jesus is an amalgamated myth.
Furthermore, you can take your self-degrading threats of eternal damnation in a fictional place created to control weak-willed and feeble-minded cretins like you and shove them up your ass, you religiously retarded imbecilic sociopathic death-denying cowardly brainwashed Christian godbot!
#76947 May 7, 2013
God came to seek and to save His people from their sins. Those are called His elect ones, 2 Peter 1:10, 2 Cor. 13:5, God reveals Himself in His word, the word became flesh and dwelt among us, John 1:1, Jesus is called Emanuel meaning God with us. Only the scriptures are able to make one wise unto salvation, 2 Tim. 3:15-16. This is why we must be born again by the word and the Spirit, John 3:1-7, 1 Peter 1:23, Eph. 5:26.
Most people run from verses like, Romans 9:11-26, Romans 3:10-12. I believe we are in the day called [the great falling away] 2 Tim. 4:1-6. I hope the very highest good for all for love hopeth in all things. Thank you. Gary
#76948 May 7, 2013
The concept of mythical deities was initially created by primitive cultures out of ignorance of natural phenomena.
Nefarious opportunists observed that primitives actually feared their own silly creations and hijacked the juvenile concept as the essential element of indoctrination systems to control gullible fools like you.
There are thousands of documented deities and all of them are mythical including the monstrous deity of Christian mythology. You should seek professional help for your inane personal delusions, kid.
#76949 May 7, 2013
The Word wuzz....
Are you related to satchmo , mr. Mo?
Can I see your butt? I have something very nice to put in it.
Don't worry now, what I have to put in it isn't that big.
#76950 May 7, 2013
#76951 May 7, 2013
Obamas Al-Queda, Muslim Brotherhood Syrian Rebels Ethnic CleansingChristians
#76952 May 7, 2013
Are you a jew ? Did your bearded rabbi chop on your PP and trhen suck on it when you were an infant ? If he did, you might have Herpes....
Thank you.*Puts hands together and bows deeply like the common white liberal ignoramous*..Ohhhh tank you, tank you veerry much...
#76954 May 8, 2013
No one will ever go to either heaven or hell. These places are man-made myths created to control gullible fools.
#76955 May 8, 2013
Readers digest poll: Most trusted men in America.
As you have read, the masses feel that actors are the most trusted people in America.. But of course you Christ people think Jesus is the most trusted man.. Can you say the masses are asses. Actually, I am sort of surprised that the masses did not vote that Freak Robert De Niro or Dennis Rodman as the #1 most trusted man in America.
It all has to do with the drugs like the amphetamine based aderall and so forth that the masses ingest; the results of that poll is the direct effect of those drugs. Believe this or not: The gvnmnt here is doing the same to you prescription drug fiends as what the Americans and British did with to the Chinks in China with Opium. You are just too flippin ignorant and drugged up to see what is really going on. You also do not see that those Chinks are getting mucho payback. Those Chinks getting their payback is not unlike the muslims getting you christians back for what you have done to them. In both of those cases, you sit on your arses turning your cheeks back and forth as they get pimp slapped around like street hooka b!tches.
Libs giving condoms and morning after pills to children is also a direct effect of those drugs.
Eventually, those morning after pills will blow-out the internal workings of those young girls meat drapes. Morning after pills are not unlike Drano. They might as well load their douche bags with Drano and flush their piping system with that. In addition to the liberals aiding in the destruction of very young girls vaginal draping system, they are also teaching and aiding young girls as young as 12 years old to be whores..
Oh yes, the Truth is very offensive.
#76958 May 8, 2013
Filthy, no good rotten african jungle boons fly their their helicopters above herds of Elephants, mow down entire families of them and then the FILTHY jungle boons on the ground cut their tusks off!! Many of the Elephants are still alive when those should be dead jungle boons cut them off! They are doing that for the barbarian chinks of china. Those rotten barbarian chinks think that they are bourgeois having Elephant tusks hanging on the wall of their front rooms. Damn mfn barbarian chinks even breed Tigers in cages and then butcher them for their peniss to eat! Fn no good chinks!
There should be U.N troops over there in africa hacking the legs off of those barbarian jungle boons, leaving them for the buzzards, but nooooo. faggots getting married and their gay rights, having unisex school restrooms, giving morning after pills and various other drugs to 15 year olds, poisoning the minds of school kids with utter bs and women joining infantry is way more important.
Yes, flood the media with stupid arse garbage, the feminization of the military and retarted arse gun laws that will do absolutely nothing to get guns from criminals and psychos while those Barbaric jungle boons are slaughtering thousands of Elephants for the bourgeois chinks !!
A lot of people think that those barbaric chinks eat dogs, cats, rats, etc because they are poor and have nothing else to eat. Well, now they have LOTS of money and just look at what they are doing
#76959 May 8, 2013
A person lacking the capacity to differentiate fantasy from reality is insane and you should seek professional help for your mental illness instead of making a complete fool of yourself by posting your inane delusions of imaginary friends and afterlife paradises on an international forum.
Rational adults study science based in reality on observation and experimentation. There's absolutely no scientific evidence in support of mythical deities and eternal souls.
#76960 May 9, 2013
Are u wun of those German Chinks?
#76963 May 10, 2013
You christian numb nuts are being turned into F'n chink coolies and Kulaks. You igorant bastids.
#76964 May 11, 2013
#76967 May 17, 2013
A Pre-Christian 'God' on a Cross:
"In this ebook, I have put together some very important and special information that sheds a tremendous amount of light on the environment in which Christianity was formulated. Without this fleshing out of the milieu of the place and era, we cannot understand how Christianity came about.
I think you will really enjoy my work here, which breaks it all down into subsections with many illustrations. While my work is scholarly, with many footnotes, I am always aware of the lay reader and attempt to make the information both interesting and accessible."
#76969 May 17, 2013
Hey ! I would like to read that, but sadly, I cannot afford it.
Would you possibly have any vouchers so that I may receive one? Maybe you accept food stamps?
Thank you very much.
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