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Chickens**t tv commercials

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“Take It To The Limit”

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#1 Sep 3, 2013
A friend said that the advent of all the gay, and gay smelling commercials on tv were just 'inclusion' of gay america. Well, if that's true, then why is it that three out of four ads are gay oriented?
Used to be, a commercial for a restaurant was two couples arguing about what to order. Now its four guys, two alphas and their bitches. Fast food follows the same script, like the nauseating one about the same two guys eating at the same california based FF stop. JEEZ! get them off the air. Twenty FIVE milk shakes? Does his mate need that much lube/
?

And when did butt-ugly take over? I miss the days of beautiful people selling wares on tv. Now it's a neverending freak show. It's like every ad agency is trying to out-ugly the next ad agency.
Why?
If you don't like this message, then don't come back to this site,'cause this is just the beginning. I'm gonna Slam every stupid ad out there, and maybe a bunch of lousy actors as well, like paul rudd. He should only be in dog food commercials, Not movies. he's less talebted than Chris Elliot, and more irritating than alan harper.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#2 Sep 3, 2013
Some may define this as a gay-hating post.

“Take It To The Limit”

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#3 Sep 3, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Some may define this as a gay-hating post.
People always see what they want to see. If you're looking for hate, then you might see ity here. But, the question still stands. Why So Much Homosexuality in advertising?
I am not anti-gay, I just don't like it In My Face all the time.
Well, one good thing. They got that butt-ugly bimbo off the air. the one with the round head and BIG Buck teeth, whining about migraine headaches. She gave me headaches every time I saw the damn commercial. Next one I'd like to see gone is that no-talent "singer" warbling a marriage proposal to his boney-assed ugly girlfriend. There are enough no talents on American idol, America's got talent (no they don't) and other freak shows. don't need another.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#4 Sep 3, 2013
Rudyard Kiplingesque wrote:
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People always see what they want to see. If you're looking for hate, then you might see ity here. But, the question still stands. Why So Much Homosexuality in advertising?
I am not anti-gay, I just don't like it In My Face all the time.
Well, one good thing. They got that butt-ugly bimbo off the air. the one with the round head and BIG Buck teeth, whining about migraine headaches. She gave me headaches every time I saw the damn commercial. Next one I'd like to see gone is that no-talent "singer" warbling a marriage proposal to his boney-assed ugly girlfriend. There are enough no talents on American idol, America's got talent (no they don't) and other freak shows. don't need another.
I agree. Some commercials are just in your face-its annoying.

“Take It To The Limit”

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#5 Sep 4, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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I agree. Some commercials are just in your face-its annoying.
Yeah. What about that 'willie the wino' looking idiot selling computer protection? He looks like he should be passed out in an alley somewhere, not fronting a software company.
'Flo' in the insurance ads used to be fun, but they've gotten stupid with the character.
And all those Fat people bragging about losing sixty or seventy pounds? Nobody says anything about those lazy asses Gaining the weight to lose. Hell, in two years they're going to need the damn diet AGAIN.

“Take It To The Limit”

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#6 Sep 11, 2013
Are they ever going to get rid of those , what should we call them?'No Talent' is too broad, and includes most of the 'talent' on tv. the jackasses that "sing" in the credit report ads. Nauseating, irritating, stupid, and really, really embarrassing. They act like they're Somebody because they have been doing the same lame-ass commercial for five years and more. they walk around, nodding their heads, wearing cheap sunglasses, with that 'alan harper' smile on; you know, the one he has when he scores a free meal? Shoot them, seperate their heads from their bodies and bury them in the Las Vegas desert.
And do the same with the 'SH*t lady while you're at it. Butt-ugly bag of bones with no pigmentation. "Here! Need to SH*T? Have one on me! No, Really, have two one me! Everybody needs to SH*T.' That's only funny once.
And why do those 'people' in that contact lens commercial look like they're selling tooth paste? Yes, a big smile is nice, When it's framed by a pretty face. These smiles are too BIG. Another freak show. GAK!

“Take It To The Limit”

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#7 Sep 20, 2013
Does it bother anyone else that the Sh*t lady looks a lot like the cook at applebees? is she collecting the droppings and selling it as food?
Movies. What is this 'new kinbd of spy' crap? Spys have never been od one race. Just look at the bond movies. Why does thrst mexican have to be 'new'? And why 'machete'? They could have been more creative, like a take-off on a bond title. Like 'The Spy Who Loved Beans'? That's not racist! I read 'Tortilla Flat'!
Why was the female lead in 'The Wolverine' so butt-ugly? There are Beautiful Asian Women Everywhere, and yet they hired a round-headed buck-toothed broad who looked like a female charlie chan. Why? I mean it when I say Beautiful. There aren't a billion of them by Accident, you know.
pacific rim? stupid. RED2? boring. Iron Man 3? flat, and too many 'gadget tricks'.
one more stupid commercial (tonight, anyway) those idiot 'musicians' on car dashes, and tables, singing a crappy song every time someone turns down a cigarette. smells like the second coming of the idiot credit rating assh*les.

“Take It To The Limit”

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#8 Sep 24, 2013
Anyone else sick of looking at that 'papa johns' pizza guy? He always looks like he's begging for a cork to soak (as it were). Really. He resembles Bill Balaban in Midnight Cowboy, the guy in the bathroom begging Joe Buck to soak his cork. Is he just too cheap to hire a pitch man, or is he begging peyton manning for his cork?
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#9 Sep 24, 2013
Actually no, I'm not sick of any of that – I guess I just don't see it, even when looking for it after reading this. And the "Papa John's pizza guy" is the man who pioneered the company. He's the owner. Quite frankly I think you're either jealous or bigoted or just looking for something to complain about. chill out sit back, and hit the mute button if you don't like it! Or of course you could always turn the TV off,get out of the house and go for a walk or something – and look at what average people look like, not everyone is what you would call "beautiful people". I'm certainly not!

“Take It To The Limit”

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#10 Sep 24, 2013
PDX Dave wrote:
Actually no, I'm not sick of any of that – I guess I just don't see it, even when looking for it after reading this. And the "Papa John's pizza guy" is the man who pioneered the company. He's the owner. Quite frankly I think you're either jealous or bigoted or just looking for something to complain about. chill out sit back, and hit the mute button if you don't like it! Or of course you could always turn the TV off,get out of the house and go for a walk or something – and look at what average people look like, not everyone is what you would call "beautiful people". I'm certainly not!
Who was that that said,'I vent, therefore I am.'? That's all this is. I don't give a rip if that gay guy in the papa johns pizza commercial invented the cure for cancer. He still looks like a corksoaker.
If you're looking for a fight, it ain't here. These posts are just thoughts on the lame-ass advertising agencies. I don';t like 'em and I say so. If you don't like what I post, then don't read them.
Easy, huh?
As long as they make chickens**t commercials, I'm going to point them out here. Besides, this is just a time-passer when I take a break from writing. What do you do, surf the net, looking for posters to bitch at? judgeicons are juvenile. If you have something to say, then say it.
Better yet, make a commercial about it. I'll be sure to Slam it here.

“Take It To The Limit”

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#11 Sep 25, 2013
Too many of y'all kneel at the altar of conformity. I will not. I think. I feel. I like. I don't like. And I like to share.
I was sitting in a bar in Hollywood in 2004. Tickets for a billy idol concert had gone on sale that day, and two idol fans were gushing about the guy. Gushing. Really, Really Gushing. They conjured a simile of him right there on the bar and took turns soaking his cork. When they finally left, I told the bartender, Irene that they were shameless. She laughed, so I vented about the scene. She laughed all through it. She finally said,'Why didn't you say something to them?' I said I didn't want to stand in the way of true love. Irene laughed more, and said that some of the stuff was good enough for a stand-up routine. I told her that my musings were just that, and not for commercial consumption. To this day Irene tries to convince me to develop a routine.
Not stating this for approval, just posting that some folks out there aren't all into slamming someone for posting their views, and Yes, some find this funny. I don't need them to post and 'pat me on the back'. If you like what you read here, that's good enough for me.
And if you don't like it and want to vent yourself, fine by me. I take criticism the same way I take 'kudos', with a grain of salt.
Music and musicians. justin beeber. Yuck. he does one turn on CSI, and all of a sudden he thinks he's Pubert DeNiro. Can't sing either. I think he might be rick springfield's son. talk about a family of no talents, add two scoops of taylor swift and you got the perfect hang-over cure. It'll make you puke 'til there's nothing left.

“Take It To The Limit”

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#12 Sep 25, 2013
Oops. forgot to put the 'fac' on simile. If you think that's funny, fine. If you don't, then Fac you too.

“Take It To The Limit”

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#13 Sep 25, 2013
Will someone tell ronnie howard that media saturation of a dramatic movie (so-called grownovie) doesn't work! Yes, its fine for a childrens movie. all for that, but that stupid movie that's advertised every SEVEN min utes is Bullsh*t! The only acceptable ending that I would sit through is one where his 'hero' burns to death at the end of the movie. I don't mean, car crash, then fade out. I mean car crash, then screaming, eye popping from the heat, burning, hands waving, people puking at the sight kind of burning. I am Sick of the trailer, and will not see the frickin movie, even if it was free and they paid me a hundred bucks to slam the damn thing.
F*ck you ron howard, you stupid turd.

“Dewey Beats Truman!”

Since: Apr 12

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#14 Sep 25, 2013
Rudyard Kiplingesque wrote:
Will someone tell ronnie howard that media saturation of a dramatic movie (so-called grownovie) doesn't work! Yes, its fine for a childrens movie. all for that, but that stupid movie that's advertised every SEVEN min utes is Bullsh*t! The only acceptable ending that I would sit through is one where his 'hero' burns to death at the end of the movie. I don't mean, car crash, then fade out. I mean car crash, then screaming, eye popping from the heat, burning, hands waving, people puking at the sight kind of burning. I am Sick of the trailer, and will not see the frickin movie, even if it was free and they paid me a hundred bucks to slam the damn thing.
F*ck you ron howard, you stupid turd.
So they should change a true story just for you? My what a special little privileged snowflake you must be. Here is an idea. Turn off the TV and computer then go out and do something worthwhile!

“Take It To The Limit”

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#15 Sep 25, 2013
the real anonymouse wrote:
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So they should change a true story just for you? My what a special little privileged snowflake you must be. Here is an idea. Turn off the TV and computer then go out and do something worthwhile!
I don't care if it's a true story. What I don't like, and I stated it clearly, is that fact that ronnie saturated the media with the damn trailer. IF the frickin movie is any good, then word-of-mouth would do the selling. Look at 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding'. They made that movie for five million dollars and put about ten bucks in advertising (I think they put an ad in The Little Nickel) and word of mouth brought in more than two hundred million in box office. I didn't see it because I don't like Nia Vellardos' voice, but you get what I mean, right? Ronnie could have gone that route, or made it as an Art film, the way Clint Eastwood did with 'J Edgar'. He spent a hundred million dollars making that movie and it did Zip in box office, But Clint said it was a movie worth making, and folks would be surprised when they saw it.
I was. First movie DeCaprio made that I liked.
almost forgot. thanks for the post. And YES I am a special little snowflake, or just a flake, if you prefer...

“Take It To The Limit”

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#16 Sep 28, 2013
Let's not forget that ronnie howard is a dork. Yes, he's made some good movies, but that does not disqualify his dorkiness. Have you ever seen him interviewed? I remember when 'Ransom' came out. He was on HBO, or one of the other premiums, and did an interview and was calling Gary Sinice's role 'Morelock-man' and did a gawdawful laugh every time he mentioned 'morelockman'. I was glad that I'd already seen the movie because if I was to be persueded purely by that interview, I would have never sat through the movie.
quentin tarantino is the same kind of guy. He's made several good movies, but his personality sucks. His best to date (for me aanyway True Romance, and I'd never heard of him before. BUT he has made some atrocious movies since, like the 'Kill Bill' movies. They hailed him as a 'genius' for those, and I wasn't impressed at all with the thing. All he did was import Asian film stock to american film values. That isn't Genius. They did the same thing in the early sixties with The Magnificent Seven'. And it was done a whole lot better.So if there was/is a genius in there, it's Leone and not tarantino.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#17 Sep 28, 2013
Hey I don't get it, I've been watching TV looking for a commercial selling chicken shit, and I had never found one. I mean I need good fertilizer for my garden, and that some of the best kind – please enlighten me, where have you seen these chicken shit commercials?

“Take It To The Limit”

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#18 Sep 28, 2013
PDX Dave wrote:
Hey I don't get it, I've been watching TV looking for a commercial selling chicken shit, and I had never found one. I mean I need good fertilizer for my garden, and that some of the best kind – please enlighten me, where have you seen these chicken shit commercials?
Thanks for the laugh. But I'm talkin' asthetics here, not actual chickens**t. And because I only watch commercial tv once in awhile, I only post here 'bout twice a week. keep an eye out, you might find what you're looking for all by yourself.
I mean, you know, like that commercial about 'what would you do if you could get paid for it? well, one idiot said she'd 'be a writer'. Now, if you need a cash incentive, then ya' ain't gonna be much of a writer. Writing is something you HAVE to do. The story bangs around in your head until you let it out by putting it on paper. I met Chuck Bukowski back in 1983, and he told me,'Boy, you got the look of a writer about you." I told him that I hadn't written anything since college, and he said, "Bullshit. One day yer' gonna sit down and write something, and you're never goin' to stop." Well, it took six years. In 1989, when I got my first computer, I had completed the course, and only wrote bids for paint contract jobs. I used it about three hours a week. I thought that there had to be more that I could do with it, and tinkering one night, I found the word program. I began a story, more for something to do with that four thousand dollar machine than anything. It took about month, but I finally finished the story. It was called,'When The Mighty Fall', and was about a guy who wanted to get out of his life-style. he found a way out, but was not 'trail-blazing' as he thought he was. He found out that another ex-street guy had done the very same thing, and the funk that thee guy fell into, he never recovered from it. Literary trash, but I finished the story. It made me feel so good that I began another, and another and another. It's been twenty four years, and I've completed three novels, seventy or eighty short stories, and a slew of stuff that better not see the light of day. Point is, Nobody has ever paid me to write, and I have thousands and thousands of hours put into my creations. Point is? Again, if you need cash incentive to write, then ya just ain't a writer.
Nuff said.
UidiotRACEMAKEWO RLDPEASE

United States

#19 Sep 28, 2013
Hey Chief whatever happen to your Friends at Bush is Hero Thread, you no longer post?

:)

“Take It To The Limit”

Since: Mar 11

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#20 Sep 28, 2013
UidiotRACEMAKEWORLDPEASE wrote:
Hey Chief whatever happen to your Friends at Bush is Hero Thread, you no longer post?
:)
Hi. Too much racism over there. They act like it ain't so, but all you have to do is look and it's right there. Also, they've been stuck in the same groove seemingly forever. And, please, Please, don't call me 'chief'. I'm just a poster on topix, and nothing else, well, maybe a writer, but even that's debatable.

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